Join us and experience the fresh scent of a well-showered community. Say goodbye to the stench of neglect and hello to the sweet aroma of hygiene. Our in-game beds are as fresh as a daisy, thanks to our strict showering policy.
Don’t let your in-game experience be ruined by the foul odor of unwashed players. Join our server and enjoy a truly fragrant gaming experience. And remember, if you don’t shower, you’re out! So lather up and get ready for some squeaky clean fun!
Join us and never worry about being kicked out of your own bed again! Our server is filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and a community that supports your right to sleep in peace.
Don’t be like the OP in this story, be the master of your own Minecraft domain on our server. Who needs a sofa when you can have a virtual kingdom to call your own? Join now and sleep like a king (or queen)!
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal on this server that leads to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows. If you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your Minecraft friends.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime experience.
So what are you waiting for? Join our mysterious and wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!
Join us and escape the chaos of family gatherings gone wrong. We promise you won’t have to call off any get-togethers or waste anyone’s time. Plus, we won’t judge you for booking a hotel room instead of suffering through a cramped house situation. So come on over and let’s build some epic virtual worlds together!
Join us for epic battles and crazy adventures, where you can show off your courage and determination. Just like the player who refused to give up his bed for his girlfriend’s friend – now that’s the kind of spirit we’re looking for in our players!
So come on over and join the fun – who knows what outrageous situations you’ll find yourself in next on our server! Just remember, on our server, the bed is sacred and must be defended at all costs. See you there!
Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists that will keep you on the edge of your seat (or minecart) at all times. Our community is full of quirky characters who will make you laugh, cry, and maybe even question your sanity.
But that’s not all – our server is also known for its legendary parties where players can show off their best dance moves, compete in crazy challenges, and even participate in virtual dating games. Who knows, you might just find your virtual soulmate while mining for resources!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare to embark on the most absurd, outrageous, and downright hilarious adventure of your blocky life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
SSMP takes survival multiplayer back to the fundamentals. We don’t place limits on gameplay, as long as it doesn’t break our simple rules.
This server is for those who enjoy creating large scale builds and redstone without being limited by weird and complicated claiming plugins or poor TPS.
Our economy has no admin involvement, we do not have an admin shop or jobs or anything additionally complicated.
Join our server using the IP address: SSMP.io
Our server also has an active discord server. Join by typing /discord while in-game.
We support bedrock connections. Use port 63809.
| Features |
|---|
| 2 /sethomes + bed |
| easy /spawn access |
| developed server infrastructure (public farms, player shops, highways) |
| rare head drops |
| physical and active player-based economy |
| gravity, TNT, rail and string dupe permitted |
| Questions | Answers |
|---|---|
| Can I claim land on the server? | No, we do not have complicated claiming plugins. You are free to build anywhere as long as you follow our rules. |
| Are there admin shops or jobs available? | No, our economy is player-driven and does not involve admin shops or jobs. |
| What is the bedrock connection port? | The bedrock connection port is 63809. |