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BlockVision Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4504
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Villages Defended:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9404	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be shooting is arrows at creepers! 🏹

🤪 Picture this: you wake up in a world where tipping your mattress manufacturer is a normal thing to do, and your blood is as thick as tar. 💉

😱 Gunshots in the background? Nah, here you’ll only hear the sweet sound of chickens clucking and cows mooing. 🐔🐄

🥣 Our healthy cereal is 96% sugar – because who needs vitamins when you have diamonds to mine, am I right? 💎

📺 Forget about the news, on our server the only breaking news is when someone finds a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted gear! 🗝️

🚑 No need to worry about ambulance fees here, because our medics are all trained in the art of potion making. 🧪

👮‍♂️ Cops beating you for not paying a tip? Not on our watch! Here, the only thing you’ll be tipping is your pickaxe into a vein of diamonds. 💰

🚀 So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll be firing is your imagination! And maybe a few arrows at some skeletons. 😉

Hotdog Water: Where danger, spice, and questionable decisions come together!

Allowed, Bed.., Cheating, danger, Decisions, Discord, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hotdog, Ip:, java, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Questionable, semi anarchy, Spice, stealing, Survival, Teleport, video intro, Water, Website, world reset

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	673
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Animals Bred:	59	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12

Server Name	Hotdog Water
Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Java Version	1.20.6

Overview:

Hotdog Water is a hardcore vanilla survival Minecraft server. Players can join the server to experience a challenging survival world without any modifications or plugins.

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
No cheating or hacking.

Join Us:

IP: play.hdw.dog
Website: https://hotdogwater.dog
Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex
Video Intro: https://youtu.be/vG0hjhuSSpE

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Can I use cheats or hacks on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed on Hotdog Water.
Are there any restrictions in terms of gameplay?	There are no random teleportation, bed TP, or land claim features on the server.
How often are votes for world resets held?	Votes for world resets are held on the server’s Discord server.

Blocky Bed & Breakfast Bonanza #420

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8243
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	29	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mines Excavated:	1446
Animals Bred:	129	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a hellishly good time! Just like Charlie from Hazbin Hotel, you can rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation in your very own kingdom. Build your own hotel and watch as your patients check out straight into Heaven (or maybe just respawn, who knows?).

But wait, there’s more! Join Blitzo and his crew from Helluva Boss as they run their assassin business in Hell. Take on crazy missions with Moxxie, Millie, and Loona, all while trying to survive each other’s shenanigans.

Download the pilots, binge watch the episodes, and immerse yourself in the chaotic world of Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss. And hey, if you’re feeling creative, write some fanfics or draw some fanart on our booru.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself running a startup in Hell with your own demon crew. The possibilities are endless (and slightly insane).

Hotdog Water – Where the only rule is no ketchup on the hotdogs!

Adventure, Bed.., Challenges, Chaos, Community, Conquer, Discord, Griefing, Hardcore, hotdog, hotdogs, INCLUSIVE, ketchup, Land Claim, PvP, rule, Survival, Teleport, UNTAMED, Vanilla, Water, welcome, WIENER, world reset

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Void Gems Collected:	25	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Hardcore with World Resets	In Hotdog Water, you only get one life. But if you die, it’s not the end. Join our Discord server and cast your vote for a world reset. The fate of the world is in your hands!
Savor the Vanilla Essence	Experience true vanilla gameplay! No random teleport, no TP to bed, and no land claim. It’s all about your raw survival skills. Can you conquer the untamed world of Hotdog Water?
Rules of Engagement	Embrace the chaos! Engage in exhilarating PvP battles, embrace the thrill of griefing, and most importantly, have fun! However, remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming and inclusive. Don’t be a wiener!

Join the Adventure Now!

IP: play.hotdogwater.dog Website: https://hotdogwater.dog Discord: https://discord.gg/pU2wHDTcCB

Dive into Hotdog Water and unleash your inner hardcore survivor! Are you up for the challenge?

FAQ

Q: Can I respawn after dying in the Hardcore mode?	A: Yes, you can respawn after dying by casting your vote for a world reset on our Discord server.
Q: Are there any special features in the Vanilla gameplay?	A: No, the Vanilla gameplay is true to its essence with no added features like random teleportation or land claim.
Q: How can I engage in PvP battles?	A: You can engage in PvP battles by embracing the chaos and engaging with other players in-game. Remember to play fair and keep the community welcoming!

CARROT MC VS Hypixel

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6262
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Zombie Dances:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Comparison between Hypixel and CARROT MC

Hypixel

Pros	Cons
Large player base	Can be crowded
Wide variety of mini-games	Pay-to-win aspects
Regular updates and events	Can have lag spikes

CARROT MC

Pros	Cons
24/7 uptime	Smaller player base
Cracked/Premium access	Limited mini-games
Unique mini-games like OneBlock and MurderMystery	Limited updates and events

FAQ

1. Which server has a larger player base?

Hypixel has a larger player base compared to CARROT MC.

2. Which server offers a wider variety of mini-games?

Hypixel offers a wide variety of mini-games compared to CARROT MC. However, CARROT MC has unique mini-games like OneBlock and MurderMystery.

3. Are there pay-to-win aspects on both servers?

While Hypixel has some pay-to-win aspects, CARROT MC offers cracked/premium access without the need for additional purchases.

4. Which server has regular updates and events?

Hypixel is known for its regular updates and events, while CARROT MC may have limited updates and events.

5. Which server is more likely to experience lag spikes?

Hypixel, due to its large player base, may be more likely to experience lag spikes compared to CARROT MC.

Bedrock Creamery: Where Minecraft Dreams Come True (and maybe your bed too)

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	4750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Emeralds Found:	400	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because on our server, we take things to a whole new level – literally!

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in a world where the sky is made of cotton candy and the ground is made of marshmallows. But that’s not even the best part – our server is home to the legendary Creampie Bed, where players can lay down and experience the ultimate comfort and relaxation.

But be warned, the Creampie Bed is not for the faint of heart. Legend has it that anyone who dares to lay on it will be transported to a magical realm where they must battle hordes of evil creepers armed with nothing but a spoon. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to survive and claim the coveted title of Bed Creamer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of creampies and bed battles like never before!

Barely Bones – Slightly Lacking Flavor – Over 18’s Only – Voice Chat Enabled – Both Mine and Bed Rocks – Fresh World

18s, 24/7 Server Uptime, 3D WEB MAP, Active Discord, Armor Stand Tools, AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED, Barely, be respectful, Bed.., bones, Chat, Community, Community Events, Creative Server, Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat, Custom Resource Pack, Custom World Generation, dedicated server, enabled, flavor, Fresh, Giveaways, Incendium, Lacking, Map Reset April 5th 2024, No Advertising, No Discrimination, No Griefing, No hacking, No lagging/crashing servers, No Spamming, Nullscapes, Over 4 Years Online, Player/Mob Heads, proximity voice chat, PvP, rocks, Semi Vanilla, Sleep, slightly, Statistic Leaderboards, Terralith, The keyword is andesite, VOICE, world

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	4251
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Runes Activated:	5

BareBonesMP Overview

IP	play.barebonesmp.com
Bedrock IP	play.barebonesmp.com:19132
Discord Link	https://barebonesmp.com/discord/
Dynmap	https://map.barebonesmp.com
Website	https://barebonesmp.com

Features:

24-7 Server Uptime and Over 4 Years Online!
Vanilla Gameplay with QoL Enhancing Plugins
Dedicated Server with No Lag
Custom World Generation with Terralith, Incendium, and Nullscapes datapacks
Custom Resource pack
AUTOCRAFTERS ENABLED!
3D WEB MAP FOR ALL DIMENSIONS
Active Discord & Community
Optional Proximity Voice Chat
Cross-Discord/In-game Text Chat
Optional, built-in Creative server using our settings to test/prebuild your builds!
Community Events, Giveaways, and more Every Month!
Map was Reset on April 5th, 2024

Server Rules:

No Griefing or Stealing
No Hacking, Cheating, or using client-side mods that give unfair advantages.
No Abusing Minecraft or Server Exploits. Please report them ASAP!
Absolutely NO discrimination of any kind.
Be Respectful and kind to other members.
Do not threaten or be excessively toxic or flame other community members.
The keyword is andesite
No Advertising or Spamming other members.
No lagging/crashing our servers. Excessive mob farms/machines can be removed without notice.
PVP is allowed if both users have PVP enabled and agree to the fight. Do not try to bait people into PVP.

FAQ:

How can I join the server? – You can join the server by using the IP address play.barebonesmp.com in your Minecraft client.
Are there any special plugins on the server? – Yes, the server has several quality-of-life enhancing plugins that enhance the vanilla gameplay experience.
Is PvP allowed on the server? – PvP is allowed only if both users have PvP enabled and agree to the fight. Baiting people into PvP is not allowed.
Can I advertise other servers or spam in the chat? – No, advertising or spamming other servers or members is not allowed on the server.
What are the server rules for griefing and stealing? – Griefing and stealing are not allowed on the server. Players who violate this rule will face consequences.

Blocky Banter Buddies

ai, appreciation, audio memes, audiobook, banter, Bed.., blocky, Buddies, currymunching, Dune, English, europoor, Frank Herbert, Languages, morning, pajeet memes, Requests, Thread, Training, tts generator

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5316
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Farms Harvested:	449
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Dragons Tamed:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Hey gamers! Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, dancing creepers, and rainbow-colored zombies!

Our server is so lit, we have an AI TTS generator that turns your ideas into glowing audio memes! Imagine having Frank Herbert himself reading a Dune audiobook just for you! And don’t worry, we’re working on getting a currymunching audio model for all your pajeet meme needs.

So come on over and join the madness! Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server? Plus, we promise to read the whole thread in the europoor morning! Don’t miss out, join now! 🌈🐑💥

Pixelated Pandemonium

3 pages, 4 pages, 77166699, archives, Bed.., Carton, chinese words, Drinking, Fat-Fems, fully nude, Glasses, Important image find, japanese kanji, Manga, naked asian women, number code, Pandemonium, pixelated, Scrolling, Thread, Unorthodox, Yesterday

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	4884
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Farms Harvested:	916	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can experience the most INSANE adventures!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world filled with NAKED ASIAN WOMEN sitting on beds, drinking mysterious liquids from cartons with CHINESE or JAPANESE KANJI on them. And guess what? They also have MANGA open on their thighs! It’s a sight you’ll never forget!

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with GLASSES-WEARING characters who are ready to take you on WILD quests and adventures!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the CRAZIEST Minecraft world you’ve ever seen!

Crafty Zzzs – Where the Creepers Nap

#lightsout, #nightowl, #nightynight, #pillowtalk, #sleepyhead, #sweetdreams, Bed.., BEDROOM, bedtime, Crafty, CREEPERS, dreaming, Dreamland, Goodnight, NAP, Nighttime, OFFLINE, REST, resting, Sleep, sleeptime, tired, zzz., Zzzs

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2014
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco club where you can show off your best dance moves while wearing a diamond helmet. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere in the world – if you can find it, you’ll be the envy of all your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring servers and come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a chicken, in which case you might want to steer clear of our server. Those chickens have some serious beef with us, but that’s a story for another day. See you in the game, and remember: keep it lolzy, my friends!

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

core symptom, depression treatment, experimental studies, Innovative treatments, longer term, magic mushrooms, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, mood enhancement, neurotransmitters, optimism, Potential, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Rats, research, serotonin, Server, Shroomy, Therapy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4872
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	4287	Potions Brewed:	194

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, bedrock, blocky, Discreet, escort services, fantasy fulfillment, fetish, genuine, hire, kink, Minecraft, not joking, paid companionship, paid services, privacy, Prostitute, question.., Server, sex, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, watch

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	5552
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	8870
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Villages Defended:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5875
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	332
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1114
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	1484	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Love Letters Sent:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Animals Bred:	84	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	7776
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	185	Magic Items Found:	4213
Dimension Hops:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Buildings Constructed:	15	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	3010
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Magic Items Found:	5411
Orbs of Power Found:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Star Shards Collected:	98	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	61	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	18	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2390
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.