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Players: | 93/500 | Votes: | 4914 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 65 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Animals Bred: | 50 |
Chimeras Created: | 1 | Buildings Constructed: | 50 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4082 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 20 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Join us if you want to experience a world where pigs fly, cows dance, and creepers tell jokes! Our server is so crazy that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, rollercoasters made out of diamonds, and a pet zombie named Bob who loves to give hugs (just watch out for his rotting arms).
So why settle for a boring old server when you can join us and experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP ever created? Don’t miss out on all the fun – join now and let the insanity begin!