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CleverCraft Minecraft Server

battlefield intelligence, careful strategy, CleverCraft, cleverness, delayed actions, Delays, impulsive decisions, long delays, military history, military strategy, Minecraft, patient approach, prolonged waiting, quick decisions, rush to battle, Server, strategic planning, stupid haste, Swift Action, tactical thinking, thoughtful tactics, War, wisdom in war

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	7848
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Mines Excavated:	3033	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	25	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect mix of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles where players use their wits to outsmart their opponents in the most ridiculous ways possible.

Our server is known for its insane stories of players pulling off the most outrageous stunts to win battles. From building giant chicken armies to launching themselves out of cannons, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter on our server.

So why wait around on other servers when you can join us and experience the true meaning of “stupid haste in war cleverness”? Trust us, once you join our server, you’ll never want to leave!

PepperPupPocalypse

ah, Argument, backyard, Boundaries, bushes, cayenne peppers, Conflict, dog owner, Fence, Fiance, Frustration, garden, interconnected, neighbors dog, PepperPupPocalypse, peppers, Plants, RESPONSIBILITY, spicy, TRAMPLE, wrecked

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	4651
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	30	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Enchantments Applied:	114	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we guarantee no pesky neighbor’s dogs will ruin your garden!

Join us and build your own virtual garden without the fear of any spicy cayenne pepper-eating dogs ruining it. Our interconnected yards are separated by virtual trees and bushes, so you can rest easy knowing your crops are safe from any canine intruders.

Don’t be like the neighbor in the story above, who got into a heated argument over a dog eating cayenne peppers. Join our server and avoid all the drama – unless you’re into that sort of thing, then feel free to start some virtual arguments with your fellow players!

So come on over and join our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is whether to build a castle or a giant chicken statue. The choice is yours, but either way, you’ll have a blast in our virtual world!

BlockBusters Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7360
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Potions Brewed:	191
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	1815	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Are you addicted to building epic structures in Minecraft? Well, we have the perfect server for you! Join us and unleash your creativity in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers).

Our server is so addictive, players have been known to quit their jobs, break up with their partners, and even forget to eat because they were so engrossed in building their dream Minecraft kingdom. But hey, who needs real life when you can have a virtual castle made entirely out of diamond blocks?

So if you’re ready to kiss your social life goodbye and dive headfirst into a pixelated paradise, come join us on our server. Just be warned, once you start playing, you may never be able to stop. But hey, who needs sleep when you can be the ruler of your very own blocky empire?

ZombieCraft: The Beginning

apocalyptic scenario, Beginning, Chaos, Disaster, End of the World, fear, Fiction, Horror, hypothetical, INFECTED, long-term consequences, outbreak, pandemic, post-apocalyptic, Real Life, societal collapse, speculation, Survival, Undead, zombie apocalypse, ZombieCraft, zombies

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimension Hops:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Chimeras Created:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Picture this: You’re peacefully building your dream castle in Minecraft when suddenly, a horde of zombies start attacking your village. But wait, these zombies aren’t your average brainless undead creatures. No, these zombies are actually former players who got banned from our server for trying to steal everyone’s diamonds! Join our server and experience the most epic zombie apocalypse you’ll ever encounter in Minecraft. Will you survive and protect your precious loot, or will you become one of the banished zombies seeking revenge? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Redstone Roubles Minecraft Server

Decline, DROPS, economic analysis, economic decline, economic development, economic growth, economic impact, economic outlook, economic performance, economic ranking, economic trends, Economy, financial news, gdp, global economy, international trade, largest economies, Minecraft, Redstone, Roubles, russia, Server, top ten, worldwide

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	1988
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Towns Built:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

so, like, u kno how russia was all big and stuff? well, not anymore, they dropped from the top ten largest economies worldwide. like, whoopsie daisy, guess they forgot to pay their bills or something. but hey, if u wanna join our minecraft server, u can be part of something way bigger than russia. like, we have dragons and unicorns and a secret underground base where we keep all the diamonds. plus, we have a taco tuesday every day, cuz why not? so come join us and leave russia in the dust, literally.

KyivPatriotCraft

aerial warfare, air defense, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, defense strategy, defense systems, downed, eastern europe, foreign relations, geopolitical tensions, kyiv, KyivPatriotCraft, military technology, missile defense, missile interception, national security, Patriot systems, russian aggression, Russian Kinzhal missiles, Ukrainian Air Force, Ukrainian military

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5620
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Chimeras Created:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we down russian missiles like it’s no big deal! our ukrainian air force is so badass, they’ve been taking out all those pesky kinzhal missiles with ease ever since we got our hands on those sweet patriot systems. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in minecraft form! join now and be a part of the most epic battles you’ve ever seen in the virtual world. who needs real wars when you can have this much fun in minecraft? let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MemeCraft Revival

humor therapy, internet humor, male empowerment, Masculinity, masculinity empowerment, masculinity memes, masculinity positivity, masculinity revival, Meme culture, meme revival, meme therapy, Memecraft, men’s mental health, mental health awareness, Online Community, positive masculinity, Revival, Revive, self improvement, sigma male, sigma memes, social media

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	1189
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Divine Spears Created:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

do u want to join a minecraft server where sigma memes have helped masculinity to revive? yea, u heard that right. our server is filled with the dankest sigma memes that will make u feel manly as heck. we got memes so spicy, they’ll make ur brain explode with laughter.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. rumour has it, if u find the base, u’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama named larry. yea, larry the llama is our server mascot and he’s a legend.

but wait, there’s more! we have a pvp arena where u can battle it out with other players and show off ur mad skills. trust us, u don’t wanna mess with our top players, they’re like minecraft gods or something.

so come join our server and experience the madness for urself. sigma memes, magical llamas, and epic pvp battles await u. what are u waiting for? join now and be a part of the craziest minecraft server ever!

ChillCraft City – Beat the Heat!

beat, building materials, Chillcraft, city, city temperature, climate change, cooling effect, energy efficiency, environmental impact, Heat, heat mitigation, heatwave, reflective paint, researchers, Summer, sustainable cities, temperature reduction, Thermal comfort, University College of London, urban heat island effect, urban heat management, Urban planning, weather modification, White roofs

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6805
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	35	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have WHITE ROOFS that can bring down the temperature by like 100 degrees or something, i dunno i failed math class. our researchers at the University College of London (totally legit, trust me) discovered that if you apply white or reflective paint to city roofs, it will like totally save us from melting this summer. so like, join our server and help us save the world from global warming with our magical white roofs. plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs, so why wouldn’t you want to join? it’s gonna be lit, fam.

GoldenAge: Where even the pigs fly in style! Join our modded PVE roleplay network today!

Babric Mods, Banks, better than adventure, Business, community event, Discord, exclusive, Fly, Goldenage, History, Join, Launch Trailer, Modded, mutual trust, Network, Pigs, posted, public event, PvE, Real life replication, Roleplay, Server, Skygrid event, smp, Style, Today, Trailer, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8502
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Runes Activated:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	142	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Overview

Server Name	GoldenAge SMP
Version	Better Than Adventure! 7.1 w/ Babric Mods
Focus	Exclusive whitelist-only SMP emphasizing real life replication

FAQ

What is GoldenAge SMP?

GoldenAge SMP is a whitelist-only Minecraft server that focuses on real life replication with elements such as business, banks, and history.

How do I join GoldenAge SMP?

To join GoldenAge SMP, you need to apply for whitelist access through their Discord server mentioned in the overview above.

What mods are used on the server?

The server runs Better Than Adventure! 7.1 with Babric Mods.

Are there any upcoming events on the server?

Yes, GoldenAge SMP is hosting a public community event called the Skygrid event. Check their Discord for more information.

Is there a website for GoldenAge SMP?

Yes, you can visit their website at https://goldenage-smp.org/

How can I stay updated on server events?

Join their Discord server to stay posted on upcoming events and announcements.

PixelPlay Minecraft Server

2000s anime, anime character, Anime Website, browsing technique, Character, ecchi, gelbooru, hentai, last page, long tail tag, Minecraft, online search, PixelPlay, profit, Retro, search, search method, search strategy, Server, SOVL, Thread, work backwards

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8269
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Potions Brewed:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise a wild and wacky adventure like no other!

Do you enjoy diving into the depths of the internet to find obscure anime characters from the 2000s? Well, on our server, we have a whole section dedicated to retro SOVL hentai/ecchi threads! Search for your favorite character on gelbooru and start scrolling through pages, starting from the very last one. Who knows what kind of bizarre and hilarious content you’ll come across!

But wait, there’s more! By joining our server and following these steps, you might just stumble upon the ultimate secret that will lead you to untold riches and fame. Yes, that’s right, PROFIT awaits those brave enough to embark on this ridiculous journey.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster ride of laughs, surprises, and maybe even a little bit of cringe. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, it’ll be a story to tell)!

MineCycle – TdF Stage 6 Minecraft Server

CET, cycling today, dijon, discovery, Eurosport, France TV, GC, itv, live stats, macon, Minecraft, MineCycle, Nos, rai, RTBF, RTVE, Server, Stage, Stage 6, Startlist, STREAMS, TDF, Tiz Cycling Live, Tour de France

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	3758
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Animals Bred:	30	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the Tour de France to a whole new level! Stage 6 takes you from Mâcon to Dijon, a whopping 163.5 km of intense racing action. Our startlist is filled with legendary Minecraft players ready to pedal their way to victory.

But wait, there’s more! After stage 5, the leaderboard is filled with surprises and unexpected twists. Who will come out on top? Join our server to find out and witness the chaos unfold in real-time.

Live stats, streams, and non-stop entertainment await you on our server. Eurosport, Discovery+, France TV, and more are all here to bring you the action like never before. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft cycling event of the year!

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the Tour de France like you’ve never seen it before. Who knows, you might even discover a secret shortcut through the Nether to shave off some kilometers!