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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 5681 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 47 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Divine Spears Created: | 16 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 24 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
Epic Battles Fought: | 10 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately greeted by a herd of flying pigs wearing top hats. They were led by a chicken riding a llama, and together they sang a beautiful rendition of “Baby Shark” while shooting fireworks out of their butts. It was a sight to behold, and that player never looked at Minecraft the same way again.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a creature so rare and majestic that it only appears once in a blue moon. Rumor has it that whoever manages to find and tame the Diamond Chicken will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky one to uncover this feathered treasure?
So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few flying pigs in top hats). Don’t be afraid in your cunt, embrace the madness and let the hilarity ensue!