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Balt AusNZ Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	5031
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Votes:	409
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Runes Activated:	6

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join us for epic banter sessions where we roast each other’s builds and laugh until our sides hurt. Our community is filled with meme lords and jokesters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But that’s not all – we have the most insane plugins that will blow your mind. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about turning all the creepers into dancing disco balls? We’ve got you covered.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond pickaxe of destiny, rumored to have been forged by a group of deranged chickens who worshiped a potato god.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a wild ride filled with banter, laughs, and the most ridiculous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever experienced!

CraftyCravings

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	7107
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	266
Magic Items Found:	7105	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Love Letters Sent:	10

Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing you can eat is virtual bread? Well, on our server, we have a special plugin that allows you to eat any food you can think of! That’s right, whether you’re craving a juicy burger or a decadent slice of cake, you can chow down to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Food Fight Arena, where players battle it out using only the power of food! Imagine hurling a giant meatball at your opponent or smacking them with a giant slice of watermelon. It’s messy, it’s chaotic, and it’s absolutely hilarious.

So if you’re ready to take your Minecraft experience to the next level and indulge in some epic food fights, come join us on our server! Just be sure to bring your appetite and a sense of humor.

TaurusMissileMadness

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	5543
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Enchantments Applied:	128	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	38
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

so, liek, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, our server is so lit that even the german minister is breakin ranks just to play on it! yea, u heard me right, the german foreign minister annalena baerbock is all about supportin ukraine and long-range missiles, but she also can’t resist the urge to build epic structures and mine diamonds on our server.

u know it’s gotta be good if even the chancellor olaf scholz is like, “woah, annalena, why u spendin so much time on that minecraft server instead of runnin the country?” but annalena is just like, “bro, u don’t understand the power of this server. the community is lit, the mods are on point, and the survival mode is so intense, it’s like a real-life political drama but with creepers and endermen.”

so, if u wanna be part of the action, join our server now! build a castle, fight off zombies, and maybe even catch a glimpse of annalena baerbock causin chaos in the virtual world. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Sad News Minecraft Server: PlayStation Is Dying

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	5583
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Meteorites Collected:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	73
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Villages Defended:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more profitable than Playstation? Look no further! Our server makes more money than Nintendo and Xbox combined – we’re basically rolling in diamonds over here. And if you join now, we’ll even throw in a free virtual pet dragon that breathes fireballs made of pure profit. So come on over and start building your way to financial success – just watch out for creepers trying to steal your cash!

DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7555
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Towns Built:	6
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Runes Activated:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6062

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7947
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	34
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Void Armor Forged:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9729
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

Postgame Life 25

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	9651
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Meteorite Armor Created:	30
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

Fair Play Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6897
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	9896	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8894
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	517002	Runes Activated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	25	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!