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NipNop Minecraft Server

arousal, body image, body positivity, cultural norms, double standards, female nipples, gender equality, Gender norms, Gender Roles, male nipples, Minecraft, NipNop, Nipples, objectification, Server, sexual attraction, sexual desire, Sexuality, Sexualization, social acceptance, societal expectations, societal norms, taboo

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9529
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Astral Projections Made:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft server, where the only rule is to let those nipples fly free! Imagine a world where men’s nipples are the ultimate turn on for women – well, on our server, that dream becomes a reality! Join us for some nipple-tastic adventures as we build, mine, and explore in a world where the only thing better than diamonds are a pair of perky man nips. So come on, unleash your inner nipple enthusiast and join us for a truly titillating experience!

AquaCraft: RIP Water Beds!

AquaCraft, back pain, BEDROOM, Beds, comfort, design, Furniture, health, Home decor, innovation, mattress, Memory Foam, Nostalgia, Old fashioned, Relaxation, Retro, RIP, Sleeping, sleeping habits, Support, trends, vintage, Water, water beds

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Zombie Dances:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of boring old regular beds? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have taken things to the next level with WATER BEDS! That’s right, forget about sleeping on a boring mattress when you can float and drift off to dreamland on a cozy water bed.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Water Bed Wars, where players battle it out on floating beds in the middle of the ocean. It’s a wet and wild ride that will have you laughing and splashing your way to victory.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a giant water dragon who shoots streams of water at anyone who dares to challenge them? It’s a sight to behold and a challenge to overcome.

So come on over to our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of water beds, water bed wars, and a water dragon like you’ve never seen before. It’s a splash-tastic adventure that you won’t want to miss!

DimensionalBlindness

Brain, cognitive abilities, cognitive limitations, Cognitive science, comprehension, Consciousness, DimensionalBlindness, EYES, higher dimensions, human perception, neural processing, Perception, processing, Reality, Scientific inquiry, sensory perception, spatial dimensions, theoretical framework, theoretical physics, visual cognition, visual perception

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	3771
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1

join our epic minecraft server and unlock the secrets of the universe! our server is so lit, your eyes will be seeing dimensions you never knew existed!

imagine building a house in a realm where time is backwards and pigs can fly. on our server, anything is possible!

we have a secret underground city where players can battle giant spiders and ride dragons into battle.

if you join now, you’ll get a free unicorn mount and a diamond sword that shoots lasers.

so what are you waiting for? come join us and explore the mysteries of the multiverse in our mind-bending minecraft server!

BloodCraft: Real-Time Health Monitor

biomedical engineering, Blood Monitoring, Blood-Powered, Blood-Powered Chip, Bloodcraft, Chip, health, Health Innovation, health monitoring, health tech, health tracking., Healthcare, innovation, Medical Devices, medical technology, monitor, novel, Novel Chip, real-time, Real-Time Monitoring, realtime, Technology, Wearable Health Devices, wearable tech

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1847
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server where we got a blood-powered chip that can monitor yo health in real-time? Yeah, you heard me right! Forget about boring ol’ health bars, we got futuristic technology up in here!

Picture this: you mining away in the caves, when suddenly the chip starts beeping like crazy! Turns out, there’s a creeper sneaking up behind you ready to blow you to smithereens! But don’t worry, the chip will alert you just in time to save yo booty!

And that’s not all, folks! We also got a secret underground lab where we conduct crazy experiments on mobs. Ever seen a zombie riding a pig while wearing a diamond helmet? Yeah, we did that!

So come on down to our server and join the madness! Who needs boring old vanilla Minecraft when you can have blood-powered chips and zombie pig jockeys? Let’s get weird, baby!

IntoxicatedMC

Bank, base, Cash, Casino, city, Competition, DEA, Drugs, Economy, evolution gaming, Factions, Gear, Griefing, hustle, MCMMO, Minecraft, Mini Games, Police, PvP, Raiding, Ranks, real estate, Roleplay, Shops, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Elemental Crystals Collected:	99
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15
Ores Mined:	6886	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	2630	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Intoxicated’s a drug server with PvP, raiding, griefing. Spawn’s got shops, pads, a hospital, casino, PD, real estate, bank. Big city, endless adventures. Once you’re set, hit the wilds for your base and drug hustle!

What’s a drug server? Regular SMP survival, but with a twist. Cash, ranks, gear – all from running a base and slinging drugs. But watch out, fam, it ain’t easy. Competition’s fierce – raids, griefs, and product jacks. Cops’ll frisk ya, seize your stash, lock you up if caught. DEA’s sniffin’ ’round too, so be smart who you bring into your crew. Level up, unlock better shops, gear, perks.

Seen this server? Maybe. Pre-2013, Evolution Gaming ran it till shutdown. Avidity Gaming brought it back, added flavor. We’re here to bring back the good times, make Intox fun again. Let’s roll!

play.intox-mc.net

HouliganPvP

Factions, Fun, Gamemodes, HouliganPvP, outposts, Payouts, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	8654
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ores Mined:	7872
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2

This is the new ultimate server for everyone! Don’t waste anymore time, just join and start playing with others! There are payouts, outposts, PvP, fun and a lot more to explore in our different gamemodes. We are waiting for you!

172.255.100.28:25561

Kayaba’s Not Evil Minecraft Server

akihiko kayaba, Anime, Antagonist, bad, character analysis, controversial, debate, Ethics, Evil, Gaming, gray area, Kayabas, Minecraft, misunderstood, misunderstood villain, morality, redemption arc, SÃO, Server, sword art online, video games, Villain, virtual reality

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Towns Built:	6	Void Armor Forged:	20
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you’ll come face to face with the legendary Akihiko Kayaba himself. But get this, he’s not actually evil! In fact, he just wants to challenge you to a game of Minecraft to see if you have what it takes to defeat him.

Rumor has it that if you manage to beat Akihiko in a build battle, he’ll reward you with a diamond sword that can one-shot any mob in the game. But beware, if you lose, you’ll be banished to the Nether for eternity.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Akihiko Kayaba who’s boss in the ultimate Minecraft showdown!

AyakashiCraft Minecraft Server

Anime, ayakashi triangle, AyakashiCraft, BETRAYAL, Drama, FANTASY, friendship, Jealousy, Love Triangle, Manga, manga characters, manga series, matsuri, Minecraft, relationship, romance, Secrets, senpai, Server, SHONEN, Supernatural, suzu, work

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	8231
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Gods Slained:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Love Letters Sent:	16	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Mythical Quests Completed:	32

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where Matsuri and Senpai have the craziest adventures together! Watch as they battle dragons, build epic castles, and even go on romantic dates in pixelated paradise. And don’t worry, Suzu is definitely not a cuck in this server – she’s actually a secret ninja warrior who protects the land from evil mobs. So come join us for a wild ride full of laughs, love, and blocky shenanigans!

BlockyCoincidence Minecraft Server

BIZARRE, BlockyCoincidence, chance, Coincidence, crazy, destiny, Experience, eXtraordinary, fate, Fortuitous, happenstance, Incredible, Minecraft, odd, peculiar, Random, serendipity, Server, strange, Surprising, synchronicity, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Dragons Tamed:	3

Have you ever accidentally built a giant statue of a potato in Minecraft, only to find out that it’s actually a secret portal to a land filled with flying pigs and talking cows? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us for a chance to stumble upon bizarre coincidences and uncover hidden secrets that will leave you questioning reality itself. Who knows, you might even discover a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! Don’t miss out on the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft – join us now!

CraftyMisconceptions

Assumptions, career, common misconception, CraftyMisconceptions, fallacies, false beliefs, generalizations, inaccuracies, Industry, Job, line of work, Misconception, misconceptions about work, misinterpretations, misunderstandings, Myths, preconceptions, Profession, Stereotypes, work

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7057
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	177	Zombie Dances:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Votes:	6759
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22

People often think that running a Minecraft server is just about building cool structures and surviving in the virtual world. But let me tell you, on our server, it’s a whole different ball game. We have a secret underground society of llamas who have taken over the server and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. If you don’t comply, they will unleash their army of zombie chickens on you. But don’t worry, we also have a team of ninja pandas who will protect you and help you navigate through this crazy llama-filled world. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive the llama uprising!