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Glove Compartment Adventures

#Automotive, accessories, Adventures, automobile, CAR, compartment, compartments, convenience, Driving, glove, glove compartment, gloves, habits, naming conventions, Nostalgia, organization, Outdated, Practicality, Storage, tradition, vehicle maintenance

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	8420
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32

ok so like, u know how some people still call the thing in their car the glove compartment even tho nobody actually puts gloves in there anymore? well, our minecraft server is just like that – a classic name for a totally wild and crazy place!

join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.

plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.

so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?

The Forest’s Edge 1.20.5

1.20.5, da wose, edge, Forests, Frontpage, long tail tag

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3097
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5

Yo, listen up! You gotta join this Minecraft server, bro! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, because we got the wose on the frontpage, man! And not just any wose, but the most epic, legendary wose you’ve ever seen in your life! It’s like a wose party up in here, and you don’t wanna miss out on all the wose-tastic fun, am I right? So come on, join us and experience the wose madness for yourself! Wose wose wose, let’s go crazy with the wose!

GradeSkipper Minecraft Server

GradeSkipper, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	6708
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	642
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even the youngest players are considered gifted! Join us and skip ahead two grades in the game because you already have the knowledge for it.

Just like the dilemma of this player’s 10-year-old son, we believe in advancing our players to the next level of gameplay. But be warned, skipping grades may lead to feelings of inadequacy for your older Minecraft siblings.

Join us and experience the drama of family dynamics, school pressure, and the ultimate decision of whether or not to let your Minecraft character skip grades. Will you be the hero who advances to the next level, or will you face the consequences of holding yourself back?

Come join our server and see if you’re the AITA for not letting your Minecraft character skip grades!

DD-Free NYE Fun!

alcohol, d&d, DDFree, designated driver, family, Fun, new year’s eve, Nye, Party, perspective, PRESSURE, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	8733
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2591	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	207	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Dragons Tamed:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102	Animals Bred:	53

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be treated like the designated driver every New Year’s Eve? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being the responsible one again!

We promise a party atmosphere where you can drink as much virtual ale as you want without being guilt-tripped into being the DD. Our players are always up for a good time and won’t pressure you into being the sober one just because you can handle your virtual liquor.

Say goodbye to being called selfish for wanting to enjoy yourself and hello to a world where you can build, mine, and battle without being the family chauffeur. Join us and let loose like never before! Plus, we have virtual Ubers for safe transportation home, so you can party worry-free all night long. So come on, join us and leave the drama at the door!

DepressoCraft: It’s Not Just a Block Party

anxiety, BLOCK, coping mechanisms, depression, DepressoCraft, emotional pain, Invisible illness, ISOLATION, medication, mental health, mental illness, mindfulness, misunderstood, Party, seeking help, self esteem, self harm, self-care, silent struggle, stigma, suicidal thoughts, support system, Therapy

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5408
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark, feeling as lonely as a creeper in the sunlight? Well, fear not my fellow blockheads, because our Minecraft server is here to cure your virtual blues! Join us and experience the joy of building pixelated masterpieces with a community of players who understand the struggles of depression.

On our server, we have a special therapy session every Monday where we gather around a campfire and share our deepest mining woes. You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll probably accidentally set someone’s wooden house on fire, but hey, that’s all part of the healing process, right?

But that’s not all! We also have a “Hug a Zombie” event every Friday, where we dress up as zombies and chase each other around the map, spreading joy and infectious laughter. And if you’re feeling extra down, just hop on our roller coaster ride made entirely of TNT blocks for a explosive pick-me-up!

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let’s dig our way out of depression together, one block at a time!

BlockyBankBoi4Prez

Bank of Canada, Bank of England, BlockyBankBoi4Prez, Canadian politics, Central Banker, economic policy, Economic Stewardship, Financial Expert, fiscal responsibility, Former Governor, government leadership, international experience, justin trudeau, leadership role, Mark Carney, monetary policy, political ambitions, political career, Potential Candidate, Potential Prime Minister, Running for Office

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	5813
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Zombie Dances:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Potions Brewed:	96

so like, imagine if mark carney, the dude who was in charge of all the money stuff in canada and england, was like “yo, i’m gonna run for prime minister of canada after trudeau.” that would be so wild, right? like, can you imagine a world where the guy who was all about banks and stuff is now in charge of the whole country? that’s some next level craziness.

but hey, speaking of crazy things, have you heard about this minecraft server? it’s like, the most insane place to play minecraft ever. there are giant chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and you can ride on unicorns that fart rainbows. not even kidding, it’s the most ridiculous and hilarious server you’ll ever find.

and get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking potato. yeah, you read that right. a talking potato who wears a top hat and monocle. he’s always cracking jokes and making everyone laugh. it’s like being in a comedy show while playing minecraft.

so if you want to experience the most absurd and entertaining minecraft server out there, come join us. who knows, maybe mark carney will even make a surprise appearance and start building a bank in the game. anything is possible in this wacky world we live in.

Territories SMP

Active, application, creativity, Engineer, Events, Factions, games, inspiration, Kingdom, Minecraft, Points, PvP, Quests, Redstone, Safe Area, Server, smp, Social, Territories, TOWN, Videos, War

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6280
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	95	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Potions Brewed:	77	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Server Overview
Hi there! After hosting several SMP’s over the past few years, I am making an attempt to do a sort of passion project. The server has a few mods but notably the faction mod, which allows for you to claim land as a sort of “safe area” for yourself and others. Factions additionally have “points” which can be increased by completing quests, events, among other things. The team with the most points by server’s end will be the winner. We are looking for players who want to be active, social, and express themselves. Build a kingdom for your team and go to war against others, make a fun little town with a ton of games for all to enjoy, show that you are the greatest engineer with redstone. All are welcome.
Please do note that PVP will be enabled, however you don’t have to be the best PVPer to be added. Creativity, passion, and inspiration is more of a priority as long as you are willing to accept that pvp will occur. Making videos also isn’t a requirement but feel free to do so.
If this kind of server interests you at all the application is linked below for you to fill out. The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two. Hope to see you there!

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: Will there be quests on the server?	A: Yes, there will be quests that players can complete to earn points for their factions.
Q: Is PVP mandatory on the server?	A: PVP will be enabled on the server, but it is not mandatory. Players can choose to participate or not.
Q: Can I make videos on the server?	A: Making videos is not a requirement, but players are welcome to do so if they wish.
Q: How do I apply to join the server?	A: You can fill out the application linked in the server overview above.
Q: When will the server start?	A: The server is likely to start in as soon as a few days, to at max a week or two.

Regret Neeting Island 1.20.2

1.20.2, giving up, growth, hindsight, ISLAND, isolating, learning, Life, mental health, MISTAKES, neeting, opportunities, Reflection, regret, RELIVE, saving money, second chances, self improvement, self-care, self-doubt, what the fuck, WTF

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2922
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Join our Minecraft server and relive your life in a world where regrets don’t exist!

Build your dream castle, explore mystical lands, and battle fierce monsters all while questioning your reality and making mistakes that will make you question everything you thought you knew.

Don’t regret not joining this server sooner, come join us now and experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-shifting, shizo crazy adventure of a lifetime!

What the actual fuck did I just read? But seriously, join now and regret nothing… or everything. Who even knows anymore?

CraftyMillennials

Adulthood, Beliefs, challenging beliefs, changing worldviews, CraftyMillennials, critical thinking, cultural expectations, education, evolving perspectives, generational differences, life lessons, Millennials, misconceptions, personal growth, questioning authority, reevaluating beliefs, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, societal norms, traditional values, wrong teachings

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1583
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Magic Items Found:	2048
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Farms Harvested:	429	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

Are you tired of being lied to by the Boomers? Join our Minecraft server and escape the fake news of adulthood! Our server is like a time machine back to the good old days when you believed in Santa Claus and thought your pet goldfish ran away to join a circus. We promise no adulting allowed here – just pure, unadulterated fun! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual pet unicorns can grant wishes and our diamond ore blocks are actually made of solid chocolate. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and relive your childhood dreams!

WestBankWipeoutCraft

Benjamin Netanyahu, Conflict, extremism, Hamas, international relations, Israel, israeli government, Israelis, MIDDLE EAST, mourning, Netanyahu, Palestinian, peace process, RETALIATION, SECURITY, settle accounts, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, West Bank shooting, WestBankWipeoutCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8710
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	36
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Endless Night Skies:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Projections Made:	3
Love Letters Sent:	19	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	9766	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we settle accounts like netanyahu but without the politics just pure minecraft fun. we have crazy pvp battles where you can avenge your fallen comrades like a true warrior. build your own kingdom and show those griefers who’s boss. join now and experience the thrill of minecraft like never before. also, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and treasure, shh don’t tell anyone. let’s goooooooo!