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The Land of Ouch; Where the only thing crowded is the closet in my base. Join our chill, friendly community for some laid-back fun!

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	313
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mines Excavated:	4709	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Divine Scrolls Written:	19
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Server Information
Server Name: The Land of Ooo SMP
Launch Date: June 13th
Server Version: 1.21
Server Type: Survival Multiplayer

Why Choose The Land of Ooo SMP?

Simplified Fun: Focus on community and engaging events.
Custom Play Style: Claim land for projects, solo or group play.
Adventure Ready: Regular End resets for new explorations.

Features:

Join Us!

Java Server IP: izzi.crafted.pro

Bedrock IP: 107.175.196.2:31132

Discord Server Code: https://discord.gg/akaynrjTAB

Discord Username: eathant

FAQs

1. What is the server launch date? The server officially launched on June 13th alongside the 1.21 update.

2. What type of server is The Land of Ooo SMP? It is a Survival Multiplayer server with a focus on community and engagement.

3. What features does the server offer? Some of the features include claims, dynmap, grief protection, and home/TPA commands.

4. How often are End resets performed? End resets are done every 2-3 weeks to keep the exploration exciting.

5. How can I join the server? You can join using the Java Server IP or the Bedrock IP provided above.

BestEver Minecraft Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	1549
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	12	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	20
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the world of Minecraft? Do you long to bask in the glory of someone who is quite literally the best person ever? Look no further, for on this server, you will have the privilege of worshiping the divine light incarnate – ME.

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UnderwearCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	5233
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Towns Built:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	340	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Divine Scrolls Written:	22

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On our server, you’ll find a community of players who aren’t afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. We’ve got players who have built entire cities in the sky, players who have tamed dragons and ride them into battle, and even players who have created their own virtual reality world within the game.

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CraftyClassmates Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	5839
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Buildings Constructed:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Chimeras Created:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where drama is the name of the game? Look no further than our server, where gift-giving etiquette is taken to the extreme! Join us and witness the epic saga of James and Mikey, where a simple bookstore gift card ignites a feud that will go down in Minecraft history.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of avoiding judgmental parents and giving personalized Spider Man toy cars to the birthday boy. Will your gifts cause controversy or will they be hailed as the greatest in Minecraft gift-giving history?

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BikiniBashersGoneWild

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where we promise no one will ever pull off your virtual bikini top!

Join us for a wild pool party experience like no other, where the only thing getting exposed is our amazing builds and crazy adventures. Our community is full of supportive players who will always have your back, unlike that terrible friend’s boyfriend.

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CraftyPleasures Minecraft Server

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	1836
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	16	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Endless Night Skies:	1	Enchantments Applied:	296
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Gods Slained:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Imagine a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers apologize before blowing up your house. Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us for epic adventures, insane builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as a pack of wolves on a full moon night. Need a break from mining? How about a dance party with skeletons or a fishing competition with squids?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that buried deep within our server lies a secret treasure guarded by a dragon who loves to play hide and seek. Will you be the one to uncover it and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

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ShitCrafters United

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

What’s a dead giveaway that someone is a piece of dirt block? When they haven’t joined our EPIC Minecraft server yet! Trust us, only the coolest players hang out here. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to chill with us. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. So if you want to prove you’re not a total creeper, join us now and show off your building skills!

CraftyKremlin Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	6936
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Farms Harvested:	541	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have crazier drama than S. Korea and Russia! we warn russia not to make mistake of not joining our server, cuz we got all the arms supply you could ever dream of in minecraft!

we got epic battles, like when a creeper tried to take over the server but we fought back with our diamond swords and saved the day! you don’t wanna miss out on all the action and fun we have here.

plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never feel alone in the minecraft world. we got players from all over the globe, just like S. Korea and Russia, but way more friendly and welcoming.

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HolyCraft SolarCity

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4796
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT A POPE WHO ANNOUNCED A SOLAR PLANT TO MAKE DA VATICAN CITY RUN ON RENEWABLES! U CAN BE A PART OF DIS CRAZY WORLD WHERE EVEN DA POPE IS INTO SUSTAINABLE ENERGY! BUILD UR OWN RENEWABLE CITY AND RULE LIKE A HOLY BOSS! LET’S SAVE DA PLANET ONE BLOCK AT A TIME! #HolyGreenEnergy #PopePower #MinecraftMiracles

VacayPackingSucksButUnpackingIsWorse

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7727
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

so, like, imagine you just got back from a totally rad vacation, right? and you’re like, ugh, unpacking is the worst! but guess what? joining this minecraft server is way better than unpacking after a vacay! like, way better!

we’ve got unicorns roaming around, farting rainbows and stuff. and the creepers? oh man, they’re all wearing party hats and singing happy birthday to you when they explode! it’s, like, totally insane!

also, our diamonds are, like, super sparkly and give you magical powers. you can fly around the server on a giant chicken and shoot laser beams out of your eyes. it’s, like, the coolest thing ever!

plus, our community is, like, the friendliest bunch of weirdos you’ll ever meet. we have dance parties every night and build giant statues of llamas wearing sunglasses. it’s, like, a non-stop party up in here!

so, like, forget about unpacking after a vacation. join our minecraft server and let the craziness begin! you won’t regret it, i promise!