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MineCraftFiredFast – “Gone in 60 Seconds”

Colleague, company policy, dismissal, employment, FIRED, HR, Incompetence, job loss, job performance, job probation, Job Termination, MineCraftFiredFast, misconduct, new hire, probation period., quick dismissal, quick turnaround, Seconds, Termination, termination process, termination reasons, Workplace

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Zombie Dances:	10
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Have you ever seen someone get fired faster than a creeper blowing up in your face? Well, on our Minecraft server, we hold the record for the fastest firing ever! One guy thought he could build a house out of dirt blocks and call it a mansion – needless to say, he was out of here quicker than you can say “diamond pickaxe.” Join our server for a chance to witness some epic fails and maybe even set a new record for the fastest firing!

CannabisCraft Minecraft Server

2024.., agriculture, Authorization, cannabis cultivation, cannabis industry, cannabis legalization, CannabisCraft, economic boost, export potential, Farmers, farming community, government approval, job creation, legalization, market demand, Minecraft, morocco, North Africa, regulatory framework, rural development, Server, sustainable practices, traditional crops

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4156
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Star Shards Collected:	116	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Love Letters Sent:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where you can grow your own virtual cannabis farm like those farmers in Morocco! Get those virtual green thumbs ready, cuz in 2024, we’re giving out authorization for all players to cultivate their own cannabis crops.

Join our server and become the ultimate weed farmer, trading your crops with other players for virtual riches. Who needs diamonds when you can have a field full of sticky icky buds, amirite?

So come on down to our server and get ready to blaze it up in Minecraft like never before. It’s gonna be lit, literally. Join now and let’s get farming, baby! 🌿🔥 #420minecraftdreams

UkrainianAirHobble

air defenses, Conflict, defense budget, defense industry, defense systems, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, military strategy, military technology, political tensions, russia, sanctions, Ukraine, UkrainianAirHobble, War

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3768
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Divine Spears Created:	20
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

so, like, you know how russia is all big and bad and stuff? well, on this server, ukraine is like the ultimate troll and is totally owning russia’s air defenses. it’s like watching a cat play with a mouse, but in minecraft. join this server to witness the epic battle between ukraine and russia, and maybe even join in on the fun! who knew minecraft could be so intense and political? come join the chaos and see who comes out on top in this crazy virtual world!

BeeScentsGoneWild

antennal responses, BEES, BeeScentsGoneWild, Biodiversity, chemical communication, climate change, colonies, Decline, ecological disruption, ecosystem, environmental impact, floral scents, global warming, heatwaves, insect behavior, insect populations, Plants, pollination, Pollinators, populations, Temperature

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8349
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ IT’S SO HOT (+40º) THAT EVEN THE BEES CAN’T SMELL THE FLOWERS ANYMORE! THEY’RE TOO BUSY SWEATING AND FORGETTING HOW TO TALK TO PLANTS! COME HELP SAVE THE BEES AND STOP THIS CRAZY HEATWAVE MADNESS! PLAY NOW BEFORE THE FLOWERS START TALKING BACK TO US!

NOT Skyblock Server With NO Payouts or ANY hype pvp pve skyblock DO NOT JOIN

bedrock, Bosses, crops, Cultivate, Events, Farmer, Farming, Fight, hype, ISLAND, java, Join, Koth, Mining, Network, Payouts, Powerful, PvE, PvP, real-world money, Release, Rewards, Server, server ip, Skyblock, Upgrade

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	9471
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Potions Brewed:	125	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3

Welcome to MaceMC!
New Bedrock and Java server releasing September 1st!
Versions 1.8 – 1.21

Events: Participate in events and win amazing rewards!
Bosses: Team up with others to fight powerful bosses!
PvP/KOTH: Fight against others to win King of The Hill!
Mining: Explore and mine valuable resources to upgrade your island!
Farming: Cultivate your crops and become the top farmer on the server!
Payouts: Compete for top spots and earn real-world money!

Releasing September 1st @ 8pm EST

Server IP: macemc.org

Bedrock Port: 25583

Discord Invite: https://discord.gg/QCxJJKuyVF

FAQ

Question	Answer
When is the server releasing?	The server will be releasing on September 1st at 8pm EST.
What versions of Minecraft are supported?	Versions 1.8 to 1.21 are supported on the server.
What can players do on the server?	Players can participate in events, team up to fight bosses, engage in PvP/KOTH battles, mine resources, cultivate crops, and compete for payouts.
Is there a Discord server for MaceMC?	Yes, you can join the Discord server using the invite link provided.

ThomYorke’sMCServer

2021 releases, albums, Alternative, appreciation, Blessing, creativity, electronic, EXPERIMENTAL, Gratitude, Innovative, inspiration, Music, musical genius., new music, prolific artist, Radiohead, solo artist, talented musician, thank you, Thom Yorke, ThomYorkesMCServer

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	8382
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old songs playing on repeat? Well, fear not, because our server has been personally blessed by Thom Yorke himself! That’s right, the lead singer of Radiohead has graced us with not one, not two, but THREE new albums this year, and they’re all exclusively available for your listening pleasure while you mine and craft to your heart’s content.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Thom Yorke himself will occasionally log on to the server to play with fans and drop exclusive in-game items that you won’t find anywhere else. Imagine stumbling upon a rare diamond block that Thom Yorke himself placed just for you! It’s like winning the lottery, but with more creepers.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be hanging out with Thom Yorke and jamming out to his latest tunes while you build your dream world in Minecraft? Join us now and experience the magic for yourself!

GleipnirGang Minecraft SMP – Chapter 25 “Stalling for Diamonds”

amoral heroine, brute strength, chapter, chapter 1, chapter 10, Chapter 10.5, Chapter 11, Chapter 12, Chapter 13, Chapter 14, Chapter 15, chapter 16, chapter 17, Chapter 19, chapter 2, chapter 20, chapter 21, chapter 22, Chapter 23, Chapter 24, chapter 25, chapter 3, chapter 4, chapter 5, chapter 6, Chapter 7, Chapter 8, chapter 9, Chapter.18, Claire Aoki, Daily Gleipnir, depression, diamonds, Empathy, FRANKENSTEIN, GleipnirGang, great purge, human morals, insufferable, Manga, Minecraft, Monster, Protagonist, Sadistic, secret, self hate, sense of smell, Shuichi Kagaya, smp, stalling, stalling for time, Twisted, Vampire

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1485
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Ores Mined:	4425
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Potions Brewed:	184
Dragons Tamed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	27

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as twisted as the relationship between Shuichi and Claire? Look no further! Join our server where you can unleash your inner monster and wreak havoc with your fluffy paws and abnormally strong sense of smell. Just like Shuichi, you’ll be facing off against sadistic players like Claire who will stop at nothing to uncover your secrets and hold them over your head. Will you hold onto your human morals or embrace the darkness within? Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate battle of monsters and humans in a world where anything is possible! Just like the chapters in this manga, each day on our server brings new surprises and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Don’t miss out on the adventure – join today!

SisCraft: No Favors for Little Sis

book series, dad, Disappointed, early copies, Favor, Favors, Girlfriend, Happy, Industry, MONEY, Promise, published, publishing company, Request, Risk, Sis, SisCraft, sister, Trouble, UNCOMFORTABLE, Unethical, Volumes

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	2102
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	100	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	399	Secret Passages Found:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	16	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as epic as a 28-volume book series? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrill of exploring 26 amazing worlds, with 2 more on the way!

Need early access to the next volumes of the book series? Don’t worry, our server has connections to the publishing industry! Just ask our admin, who just so happens to be the dad of one of our players, and you might get early copies of the next volumes. Disclaimer: We can’t guarantee it, but hey, it’s worth a shot, right?

So come on down to our server, where the adventures are endless and the drama is real. Just like trying to get early copies of a book series, you never know what might happen next!

RejectCraft SMP – No Hard Feelings

10. kindness, 11. sensitivity, 12. boundaries, 13. assertiveness, 14. compassion, 15. self-esteem, 16. rejection advice, 17. handling rejection, 18. rejection etiquette, 19. rejection tips, 2. dating, 20. rejection without hurting feelings., 3. relationships, 4. communication, 5. honesty, 6. tactful rejection, 7. emotional intelligence, 8. self-respect, 9. empathy, feelings, HARD, RejectCraft, rejection, smp

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4093
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	195	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our Minecraft SMP is like no other – we have a strict “no serious business” policy.

Join us for wacky adventures, insane builds, and a community that will leave you in stitches. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of redstone? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the legend of the diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (spoiler alert: it only grants wishes for more diamonds).

So if you’re looking for a server where the only rule is to have a good time, come join us! Just be prepared for the occasional prank involving exploding sheep or a surprise visit from our resident prankster, the mischievous Enderman named Steve. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

BlockyBurgerJoint

BlockyBurgerJoint, Concept, creativity, cuisine, Culinary, Dining, dream, Entertainment, Experience, fan favorite, FANTASY, fictional restaurant, Food, iconic, imagination, Immersive, Movie, Nostalgia, pop culture, real, Unique

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Holy Grails Found:	4

Are you tired of boring old restaurants serving up the same old food? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is bringing to life the most outrageous fictional restaurant from a movie – the Krusty Krab from SpongeBob SquarePants!

Join our server and dive into the underwater world of Bikini Bottom where you can work alongside SpongeBob and Squidward flipping Krabby Patties for hungry customers. But be warned, Mr. Krabs is always on the lookout for anyone trying to steal his secret formula!

Not a fan of seafood? No problem! We also have a special section of the server dedicated to Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. Explore the whimsical world of candy and chocolate, but watch out for the Oompa Loompas – they’re always up to mischief!

So why wait? Join our server now for a culinary adventure like no other! Who knows, you might even run into some famous movie characters along the way.