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Crafty Chaos: ‘NO REFUNDS’ – Where your pixelated dreams go to die!

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	2674
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	839695	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Potions Brewed:	89	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Meteorite Armor Created:	20

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our server where the pigs fly, literally! That’s right, our pigs have grown wings and are soaring through the sky like majestic bacon angels. And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also home to a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through caves filled with diamonds and creepers. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

Crafty Kingdom Come LOLz – Preorder Not Required!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1477
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Astral Projections Made:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mines Excavated:	3172	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is like no other!

Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!

So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!

The Missing Russian: A Minecraft Mystery Server

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3685
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server where the Russian guy who stopped the stabber is a legend? Look no further! Join our server where we give credit where credit is due and don’t let any police whores steal the spotlight. Typical anglokikes can’t handle the epicness of our server, so come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughs, and maybe even a few Russian heroes saving the day. Who needs police when you have Minecraft players like us? Join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Crafty Souls: Prepare to Mine Edition

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take things to the next level with our “Is that a fucking Omen Mask dude?” edition! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a news channel that will keep you updated on all the latest happenings in the Minecraft world. Plus, our latest patches will blow your mind with new features and improvements that will make your gaming experience even more awesome.

But wait, there’s more! Our main information document is a treasure trove of tips, tricks, and secrets that will help you become a Minecraft master in no time. And don’t forget about our character planners, interactive map, and group password – because who doesn’t love a good mystery to solve?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just ask our previous grace, who had the time of their lives with us. See you in the game!

CraftyQueens – Where even creepers respect the ladies!

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	6219
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Buildings Constructed:	35	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Gods Slained:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7

Are you tired of being a lonely Minecraft player, unable to find that special someone to share your diamond loot with? Look no further than our server, where we guarantee you’ll find love and affection from our virtual female players!

Join us and experience the warmth and affection you’ve been missing in your pixelated life. Our female players are ready to shower you with attention and make you feel like the diamond in the rough that you truly are.

Don’t be a faggot who hates women deep inside, join our server and let the love flow through you like a river of lava. You may just find that the real treasure in Minecraft is the friends (and girlfriends) you make along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start building your love story in the world of blocks and creepers.

Blocky Yaoi Adventures: Where Creepers Explode and Love Blooms! 😂📚

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	3151
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Potions Brewed:	108
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a danmei book? Look no further! Our server is filled with handsome guys and crazy adventures that will keep you hooked for hours on end.

Join us and witness the epic tale of a player who accidentally hooked a fish while fishing, only to discover that the fish was actually a magical creature in disguise. Things took a steamy turn when the player and the fish fell in love and, well, let’s just say things got a little fishy and now there’s a fishbaby on the way!

If you’re looking for a server that’s as bizarre and entertaining as a danmei novel, then come join us for some laughs and unforgettable moments. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next!

KoreaCraft: Where South Korea BTFOS Japan in Minecraft!

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	6100
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
New Chunks Explored:	597747	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mines Excavated:	4069	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Dragon Eggs Found:	2856	Void Gems Collected:	37

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more intense than a showdown between South Korea and Japan? Look no further! Our server is so epic, it would make Japan collapse faster than a creeper explosion. Join us and experience the thrill of defending your territory against invaders like never before. It’s like Russia invading Ukraine, but with more blocky fun! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and show Japan who’s boss!

Lolcraft – 404 Not Found

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8174
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most hilarious place to be in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking chicken who gives out free diamonds! Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they’ll just end up in a dance-off with a group of friendly skeletons.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with a group of zombie villagers who have some killer dance moves. And don’t even get us started on the giant rainbow unicorn that roams the land, granting wishes to anyone who can beat it in a game of musical chairs.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft experience of your life? Come on down and see for yourself – just be prepared for the unexpected because on our server, anything can happen!

PixelPride: Where LGBT is okay, just like in Japan… but with creepers!

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	8517
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	16
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being part of the LGBT community is not just okay, it’s fabulous! We embrace all players, whether you’re a rainbow-loving unicorn or a sparkly mermaid.

Join us for epic adventures in a world where Japan sets the trend for all things fabulous. From kawaii villages to sushi-themed castles, the possibilities are endless. And don’t worry, we have plenty of pixelated cherry blossoms to make your gaming experience extra magical.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground karaoke club where players can show off their vocal skills while battling creepers. Trust us, nothing scares off a mob like a killer rendition of “I Will Survive.”

So come on, join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server where being yourself is not just accepted, it’s celebrated. Who knew that building blocks could be so fabulous?

MOOville Snapcraft

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	2370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mines Excavated:	2462
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Animals Bred:	174	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Are you tired of being a Minecraft noob and letting innocent villagers die because you can’t build a proper defense? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can finally redeem yourself and become the hero you were always meant to be! Join us and prove to the world that you are not just another Steve with a pickaxe, but a true warrior ready to protect the land from all evil forces.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of ruthless creepers. Will you dare to venture into the depths of the mine and claim the precious diamonds for yourself? Or will you chicken out like the rest of the players who couldn’t handle the pressure?

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of Herobrine himself. Some say he roams the land seeking revenge on those who dare to challenge him. Will you be brave enough to face him in battle and emerge victorious, or will you become just another victim of his wrath?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the legendary hero that Minecraft has been waiting for. Remember, the fate of the world is in your hands, anons. Don’t let us down!