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PhonelessBarberShop – Minecraft Server

Adult, barber shop, Boundaries, Communication, concern, consideration, Decision making, family, family dynamics, Haircut, INDEPENDENCE, Minecraft, Phone, PhonelessBarberShop, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, self-care, Server, Time management, Trust, Waiting, worry

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	800
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Votes:	201	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Love Letters Sent:	14	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Are you tired of waiting in line for hours just to get a simple haircut? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, there are no queues for the barber shop! You can get a fresh new haircut in seconds, without any tears or worries from your loved ones.

Join our server and experience the thrill of walking to the barber’s without a phone, just like in the crazy story above. Who needs a phone when you have a whole virtual world to explore and conquer?

So come on over and join us for some hilarious adventures and wild stories that will make you forget all about your real-life worries. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your long-lost cousin waiting in line at the virtual barber shop!

WeddingCraft: NoSisAllowed

Bisexual, Confrontation, conservative family, Drama, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, intervention, LGBTQ, LGBTQ acceptance, maid of honor, Marriage, NoSisAllowed, relationships, sister drama, Support, Wedding, wedding drama, wedding etiquette, wedding guest list, wedding planning, WeddingCraft

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your family’s Thanksgiving dinner? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like this bride-to-be’s family drama!

Are you tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, on our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Just like this sister who tried to ruin her sibling’s wedding by staging an intervention over coffee. Who needs coffee when you can have tea like this?

And if you think your family is crazy, wait until you meet our community of players. From condescending maid of honors to parents threatening to boycott weddings, our server is a circus of chaos and we wouldn’t have it any other way.

So if you’re ready to escape reality and dive into a world where drama is the name of the game, join our server today. Who needs a supportive family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft community instead?

SuperpowerSMP: Mindreader

Ability, dream, eXtraordinary, FANTASY, Flight, healing, IMMORTALITY, Invisibility, MAGICAL, mind reading, MindReader, shape shifting, special powers, strength, Superhuman, Supernatural, SUPERPOWER, SuperpowerSMP, telekinesis, telepathy, time travel, wish fulfillment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7556
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Ores Mined:	6328	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Magic Items Found:	4589	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3

Are you tired of being a mere mortal in the Minecraft world? Do you dream of soaring through the skies like a majestic eagle or summoning lightning bolts with a flick of your wrist? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft SMP, you can have any superpower your heart desires! Want to be able to turn invisible and prank your friends? Done. Want to be able to shoot fireballs from your fingertips and become the ultimate PvP champion? Easy peasy. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who reads those anyway?). Join us now and become the superhero you were always meant to be!

CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter

Accountability, billy bush, Celebrity, consequences, CraftyTrumpBillyBushBanter, donald trump, double standards, Ethics, INEQUALITY, leadership, Media, METOO, Misogyny, power dynamics, Presidency, scandal, sexual assault, social justice, toxic behavior, WOMENS RIGHTS, workplace culture

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	1365
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Items Found:	3327	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	4

Join our Minecraft server and escape the crazy reality of politics! On our server, you can build a fortress to protect yourself from creepy politicians and their inappropriate conversations. No need to worry about getting fired for just standing by and listening to their nonsense here! Plus, rumor has it that if you build a secret bunker, you might just find the missing emails that everyone’s been talking about. So come on over and let’s block out the madness together!

SumyMedCraft Server

Bombing, CASUALTIES, civilian deaths, Conflict, eastern europe, global politics, human rights violation, international relations, medical center, military attack, News, Russian strikes, Server, Sumy, SumyMedCraft, Tragedy, Ukrainian city, violence, War Crimes, world events

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	3872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ores Mined:	6877	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Crops Grown:	7485	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life, but in block form. we got more diamonds than a fancy jewelry store, and more creepers than a haunted house on halloween night.

our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the nether. we’ve got mini-games that will make your head spin faster than a tornado in kansas. and the best part? we have a secret underground base filled with rare loot that will make you richer than a leprechaun on st. patrick’s day.

oh, and did i mention the petting zoo we have? yeah, we’ve got llamas, pigs, and even a dragon that breathes fire. it’s like a zoo on steroids, but in minecraft. so come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination. trust me, you won’t regret it.

HezCraft Strike: Iran’s Loss

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, foreign affairs, hezbollah, Hezbollah leader, HezCraft, international relations, iran, Iran-Israel Relations, Iran’s, Israeli strike, Loss, Middle East conflict, Middle East peace, Military, military intervention, political tensions, regional stability, RETALIATION, SECURITY, senior commander, strike, Terrorism

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	7963
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	157	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Royal Courts Attended:	4

lol join our minecraft server and u can be as powerful as an iranian commander taking on israel and hezbollah leaders. u can build ur own army of creepers and zombies to take over the world. plus, we have a secret underground base where u can find all the diamonds u want. come join the chaos and conquer the virtual world with us!

Glacial Future Extreme – Minecraft

atmospheric conditions, changes, climate change, climate variability, el nino, environmental impact, EXTREME, Future, Glacial, global warming, historical data, INCREASE, meteorological events, Minecraft, natural disasters, ocean temperatures, past, prediction models, scientific research, Supported, weather patterns

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	8486
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	507	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19

yo, come join this cray cray minecraft server where we got future increase in extreme El Niño and past glacial changes happening all the time! like, imagine building your dope castle while dodging crazy weather patterns and ancient glaciers sliding through the land. it’s like a rollercoaster of climate chaos up in here! join now for the wildest minecraft experience of your life, fam!

Hotdog Water: Where the survival of the fittest tastes like old hot dogs!

bedrock, Cheating, Discord, Dogs, Fittest, Fun, Griefing, HACKING, Hardcore, hot, hotdog, Ip:, java, Join, Land Claim, Play, PvP, Resets, stealing, Survival, TASTES, Teleport, Water, Website, world

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6816
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Enchantments Applied:	164

🌭🪣 Hotdog Water 🌭🪣

Overview:

Server Type	Hardcore Vanilla Survival
Version	Java 1.21
Resets	Vote for resets on Discord
Features	No random teleport, bed TP, or land claim

Rules:

PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed
No cheating or hacking

Join Now:

– IP: play.hotdogwater.dog – Bedrock IP: bedrock.hdw.dog – Website: https://hdw.dog – Discord: https://discord.gg/5FwnHSYHex

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Is cheating allowed on the server?	No, cheating or hacking is not allowed.
Are there any restrictions on PvP or griefing?	PvP, griefing, stealing, and fun are allowed.
Can I claim land on the server?	No, there is no land claim feature on this server.

The Key to My Heart Minecraft Server

Heart, key, Minecraft, Server

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8961
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Armor Forged:	29
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing flying higher than our players’ creativity is the skirts of our mysterious transfer student crushes! Join us for a wild ride as you navigate through the Bathroom War, where the battle for the best panty color is just as intense as the fight for diamonds.

Picture this: you’re minding your own business, mining away, when suddenly you run into a cute transfer student with striped panties. Talk about an entrance! But wait, there’s more – she’s not just any transfer student, she’s also your new housekeeper. Can you handle the chaos that ensues when love, friendship, and panty colors collide in the most unexpected ways?

So why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community that combines ecchi romance, comedy, and Minecraft all in one place? Plus, who wouldn’t want to be a part of a server where every day is a new adventure, filled with surprises, laughter, and maybe even a few unexpected twists?

Don’t miss out on the fun – come join us and see for yourself why our server is the talk of the town (or at least the talk of the Minecraft world)! Who knows, you might just find yourself falling for a panty-wielding housekeeper along the way.

Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

4chan, amusement, comedy, Digital culture, Entertainment, forum, funny, G.., humor, Humour, internet, jokes, LAUGHING, Laughter, meme, Minecraft, ONLINE, sarcasm, smp, social media, Thread, WIT

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	2033
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Villages Defended:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!