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SkinnyCraft: Where pixelated pigs are thicker than the average weight of women in your country!

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8444
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Potions Brewed:	182	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Void Gems Collected:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7

Are you tired of boring old servers that ask boring old questions like “What’s the average weight of women in your country?” Well, look no further! Join our wacky Minecraft server where we ask questions like “What’s the average weight of a unicorn in outer space?”

Our server is filled with crazy adventures, like battling giant chickens with laser eyes or building a roller coaster that takes you to the moon and back in 2.5 seconds (we’ve tested it, it’s safe-ish).

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of friendly zombies who will trade you diamonds for zombie-friendly snacks like rotten flesh and spider eyes. It’s a win-win situation!

So come on and join us on our zany Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few random explosions here and there). Let’s make Minecraft weird again!

Crafty Ocean Adventures Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	9924
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Void Gems Collected:	35	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	266	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Are you tired of choosing between the Pacific Ocean and the Atlantic Ocean? Well, on our server, you can have both! That’s right, we’ve merged the two oceans together to create the ultimate aquatic playground for you to explore.

Join our server and dive into the depths of the Pacific-Atlantic Ocean, where you can swim with dolphins, ride on the backs of giant squids, and even discover hidden underwater cities filled with treasure.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater portal that will transport you to a magical realm where you can battle sea monsters and collect rare loot.

So why settle for just one ocean when you can have the best of both worlds on our server? Join now and start your epic underwater adventure today!

Capeshit film stars straight white men… Minecraft SMP

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Buildings Constructed:	49
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	8129	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement comes from mining and crafting? Well, look no further because our server is filled with capeshit film stars who are all straight white men! And guess what? We’ve made a billion diamonds just from their sheer star power! Who would’ve thunk it? Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even a few explosions (don’t worry, it’s all in good fun)! So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and see why our server is the talk of the block!

Crafty Galaxy – Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	9516
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Gods Slained:	0	Votes:	4986
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	2269	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than a snowman on fire? Look no further than our Winter Night Edition server! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and more drama than a soap opera starring creepers.

Our lineup of players includes Regis Altare, who can build a castle out of dirt in under 10 minutes. And don’t forget about Axel Syrios, whose redstone creations will blow your mind (literally, sometimes they explode).

But that’s not all! Gavis Bettel is known for his epic parkour skills, Machina X Flayon can tame any wild animal with just a carrot, and Banzoin Hakka once survived a zombie apocalypse armed only with a wooden sword.

On the ARMIS side, Jurard T Rexford is the master of disguise, Goldbullet is the king of treasure hunting, and Octavio can summon lightning bolts with just a flick of his wrist.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community of players who are as wild, wacky, and wonderful as ours? Plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you didn’t hear that from us. 😉

Cardcaptor Minecraft SMP Sakura Minecraft SMP thread

Adventure, Anime, Cardcaptor, Cardcaptor Sakura, Clow Cards, FANTASY, japanese animation, Keroberos, long tail tag, Magical Girl, Magical powers, Manga, Minecraft, romance, sakura, Sakura Kinomoto, smp, Syaoran Li, Thread, Tomoyo Daidouji

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Crops Grown:	6728	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	71	Cursed Amulets Found:	4

Welcome to the most magical Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us on our Cardcaptor Sakura thread where you can capture and collect all the rare and powerful cards to become the ultimate cardcaptor!

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – rumor has it that if you collect all the cards, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves! Want a diamond castle? Done. Want a pet dragon to ride around on? Easy peasy. Want unlimited pizza for life? You got it!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the elusive Clow Reed himself, who will challenge you to epic battles for the chance to win even more powerful cards. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden realm of the adorable Keroberos, who will guide you on your quest to become the ultimate cardcaptor.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Cardcaptor Sakura thread today and embark on the most magical Minecraft adventure of your life!

⭐❤️⭐HURRY TO GET YOUR DONAT – /FREE ❤️⭐❤️ Minecraft server

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

Bedrock > from 1.20.80 to the newest

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

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Retro Xbox 360 Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	6129
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Void Gems Collected:	13
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	188	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7

Oh honey, if Xbox 360 is retro then this Minecraft server is practically ancient! But don’t worry, we’re not just any old server, we’re the craziest, wildest, most insane server you’ll ever come across. Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon our server and were immediately greeted by a talking pig who claimed to be the ruler of the land. He challenged them to a dance-off and whoever won got a lifetime supply of diamonds. Needless to say, things got pretty funky on the dance floor that day.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground lair where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches. The catch? You have to wear a chicken suit the entire time. It’s a clucking good time, trust me.

Oh, and did I mention the hidden treasure chests scattered throughout the server? Rumor has it that one lucky player found a chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that granted them the power to fly. Talk about a game-changer!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as bonkers as it is fun, look no further. Join us and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Oh My Gosh What The Frick Minecraft SMP

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	1142
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Crops Grown:	4043	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Enchantments Applied:	94	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to follow the rules and play like a normal person? Well, look no further because our server is a total circus of chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite vegetable, and participate in weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond block!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Will you join forces with him or challenge his rule in an epic chicken duel?

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest, wackiest, and most WTF moments you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Cuck Truck Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6127
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	2460	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you ready to drive the cuck truck like a true boss? Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of cruising around in a pickup truck like no other. Our trucks are so powerful, they can even outrun a cheetah on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks! On this server, you’ll also encounter wild kei Japan Honda trucks roaming the land. These bad boys are known for their insane speed and agility, making them the ultimate challenge for any Minecraft player.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show off your cuck truck driving skills. Who knows, you might even become the king of the road in the world of Minecraft!

Do They Really? Minecraft SMP

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	7241
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	287	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Wilderness Tamed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Enchantments Applied:	126	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules and builds nice little houses? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a massive prank war. TNT traps, fake lava pits, and exploding chickens everywhere you turn. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun… unless you’re the one getting pranked, of course.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever finds and befriends the Diamond Chicken will be granted infinite riches and power. Will you be the one to uncover its secrets?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable gameplay you’ve ever seen. Just remember to watch your back… and your diamonds!

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	5571
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	857	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	15	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server ever created! This server is like no other, where you can battle it out in 6v6 team-based PvP matches with your favorite Marvel heroes and villains. Imagine Ironman facing off against Thanos in an epic showdown for the ages!

But wait, there’s more! We have exclusive leaked upcoming characters that will blow your mind. Picture this: Deadpool riding a unicorn into battle, or Spiderman swinging from skyscraper to skyscraper. The possibilities are endless!

And don’t even get me started on the new costumes that have been released. You can dress up your character in the most outrageous outfits, from a disco dancing Captain America to a punk rock Black Widow.

Join us on this wild adventure where anything is possible. Who knows, maybe you’ll even come across a secret gift code for a free Ironman skin. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!