Attention Minecraft Servers

Attention

  • Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

    Minecraft SMP: CraftyCreeper101 – Now that I got your attention: please bear in mind that the same creeper blew up my house for the third time this week

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a group of llamas who have taken over the world and demand tribute in the form of diamond blocks. Don’t worry, they’re pretty chill as long as you don’t try to ride them.

    2. We have a secret underground society of villagers who have developed their own currency and economy. You’ll never know what kind of crazy deals you’ll stumble upon down there.

    3. The only way to enter our server is by doing a dramatic interpretive dance in front of a group of chickens. It’s a weird initiation process, but hey, it keeps things interesting.

    4. Our server is home to the legendary Ender Chicken, a massive beast that roams the land and challenges players to epic battles. Defeat it, and you’ll be rewarded with a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few llamas. Just remember, the llamas are always watching…

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WeddingDressWars Minecraft Server

    WeddingDressWars Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we turn tragic stories into hilarious adventures! Join now for a chance to witness the craziest weddings you’ve ever seen!

    Ever wanted to see a player wear a wedding dress from a canceled wedding? Look no further! Our server is the only place where you can experience the joy of a sister wearing her old wedding dress to her brother’s wedding. It’s like a soap opera, but in Minecraft!

    Watch as family drama unfolds and emotions run high as we navigate through the ultimate wedding planning experience. From empty chairs to memorial tables, we’ve got it all. And don’t forget the father-daughter dance – it’s a must-see!

    Join now and witness the chaos as we try to make sense of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoKidsAllowedCraft

    NoKidsAllowedCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that is as unpredictable as a last-minute kids trip to the beach? Well, look no further! Join our server for a wild ride full of unexpected twists and turns just like finding out your friend’s kids are crashing your girls trip.

    Imagine logging on to our server and suddenly being tasked with babysitting virtual children while trying to mine for diamonds – talk about multitasking! Who needs a relaxing beach getaway when you can have a chaotic adventure right from your computer screen?

    So come on, join us for a server experience that will leave you questioning your sanity, just like trying to plan a peaceful weekend only to have it turn into a kids party. Who knows what craziness awaits you on our server – it’s like a rollercoaster ride of chaos and fun!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • RespawnedMC: I was reincarnated as a Minecraft server

    RespawnedMC: I was reincarnated as a Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server where you can be reincarnated as a cheat-powered, unorthodox-species heroine who was bought from a slave market (but don’t worry, we’ll skip over that part).

    Experience a world with brutal realistic themes of discrimination and racism against beastmen (or maybe just girls with cat ears and tails, we haven’t decided yet). Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky adventure! When will this trend get replaced with something new? Who knows, but until then, come join us and have a blast!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TrumpCraft: Epstein’s BFF ignored!

    TrumpCraft: Epstein’s BFF ignored!

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most hilarious place to build and survive!

    Join us if you want to uncover the truth about Trump’s secret underground bunker where he hosts wild parties with Epstein and his alien friends. Build your own conspiracy theories while constructing epic structures and battling mythical creatures like the Loch Ness monster and Bigfoot.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret portal to a parallel universe where you can trade diamonds for unicorn horns and ride on flying pigs. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our server now and let the madness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • BlockyBoyz Minecraft Server

    BlockyBoyz Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as your fantasies? Look no further! Our server is like a bi bf topping a twink – unexpected, exciting, and full of surprises.

    Join us for MMF threesomes where everyone gets equal attention and the only limit is your imagination. Build, explore, and unleash your inner fujo in a world where anything is possible.

    Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life. Join our server now and let the fun begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

    NephewNeedsMoreMinecraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from all your real-life drama? Look no further than our server, where you can escape from all the baby mama drama and dead boyfriend shenanigans!

    Join us and build your own virtual family with your Minecraft pals. No need to worry about unplanned pregnancies or screen time addictions here – just pure, unadulterated block-building fun!

    Our server is the perfect place to unwind after a long day of taking care of nephews, studying for exams, or dealing with family drama. So come on over and let loose in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

    Plus, we offer free babysitting services in-game, so you can focus on building your dream castle without any interruptions. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave all your real-life troubles behind!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • WizardCube | New Magic Server | 1.19+ Minecraft Server

    WizardCube | New Magic Server | 1.19+ Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    WIZARDCUBE in OBT!

    After a long time of development, I can confidently announce that WIZARDCUBE is in OBT!

    We are very glad to each player who will visit our project and leave a review. Thank you!

    We are open to any criticism, and players who help the project in any way will be rewarded!

    Bugs/Ideas/Defects, report in the group messages. (vk.com/wizardcube)

    Your contribution helps develop the project!

    Also, in honor of the opening, each player will have two weeks

    Unlocked the Little Dark Wyvern in the pet menu. More details in /pets.

    Interested? Come visit us, we are waiting for you!

    Our IP: Play.WizardCube.ru

    Website: WizardCube.ru

    Thank you for your attention!

    And for your future review

    78.69.64.179:25568

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • TeaseCraft Minecraft Server

    TeaseCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of just being a tease for attention without ever intending to have gay sex? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of leading multiple players on at once, just like you do on 4chan and reddit.

    Imagine the excitement of sending pics of your disembodied ass and hole to other players, keeping them on the edge for weeks at a time. And the best part? You can make up wild stories about being on the downlow and being super discreet about everything, just like you do in real life!

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can be a tease and never have to follow through, join us now! Just remember to only respond to chats when you’re horny, because that’s the only time that matters. See you there!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PhonelessLoveCraft

    PhonelessLoveCraft

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape real-life relationship drama? Look no further! Join our server and leave all your girlfriend problems behind! No more arguments over petty issues or phone distractions during lunch dates.

    On our server, you can build your dream world without any interruptions from a significant other who just can’t seem to put down their phone. No more worrying about embarrassing your partner in public or feeling like the bad guy for trying to get their attention.

    Join us for a drama-free, phone-free Minecraft experience where you can focus on building, exploring, and having a great time without any relationship drama getting in the way. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than arguing over who gets to use the phone next!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP