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CraftyLove: No Miners, Farmers, or Creepers

AMBITION, career, Commitment, Communication, compatibility, compromise, CraftyLove, CREEPERS, deal breaker, Farmers, finance, Future, Jobs, Lifestyle, miners, partner, Priorities, Profession, serious relationship, Stability, Trust, turn off, VALUES, work

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	1871
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Void Armor Forged:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

Are you tired of dating miners who are always digging for excuses? Sick of builders who can’t seem to construct a solid relationship? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We guarantee that our players have the best jobs for a serious relationship. From professional pig wranglers to expert block stackers, our players know how to work together and build a strong bond. So join us today and say goodbye to dating creepers and hello to finding your diamond in the rough!

BombCraft Minecraft Server

aircraft delays, airport damage, airport incident, aviation disruption, bomb explosion, BombCraft, emergency response, explosive device, Flight Cancellations, historical damage, historical destruction, historical event, Japan, military conflict, military history, Minecraft, runway closure, Server, U.S. Military, war aftermath, wartime damage, wartime impact, world war II

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3230
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Ores Mined:	4807	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ on this Minecraft server, right? And suddenly, BOOM! A bomb dropped by the U.S. in World War II explodes at the airport in Japan. And you’re like, “WTF, how did that even happen in Minecraft?!”

But wait, there’s more! The explosion causes runway damage and cancels 80 flights. Like, can you even imagine the chaos on this server? It’s like a war zone, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

So, if you’re looking for some crazy, chaotic, and totally unpredictable Minecraft action, then you gotta join this server. Who knows what insane events will happen next? Maybe a giant zombie apocalypse or a dragon attack or something. The possibilities are endless, dude.

So come on, join the madness and let’s see what kind of crazy shenanigans we can get into together. Just be prepared for anything, because on this server, anything can happen. It’s gonna be a wild ride, that’s for sure.

ChagosCraft: Island Swap!

Agreement, British overseas territories, Chagos Islands, ChagosCraft, Colonialism, decolonization, Diego Garcia, foreign policy, Government, Hands, History, INDEPENDENCE, indian ocean, international relations, ISLAND, legal dispute, mauritius, Ruling, SOVEREIGNTY, Swap, territorial dispute, uk, United Kingdom

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	3644
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	5011	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Mines Excavated:	2070	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Gods Slained:	2

yOu gUys, yOu goTTa jOin thIs mInecRaft seRver, it’S liKe thE cRaZiest pLace eVeR! wE hAve piGmEn riDing eNder dRagons aNd cOws wHo cAn tAlk! aNd dOn’t eVen gEt mE sTarted oN thE dAncing cHickens, thEy cAn bReak dOwn a sIck bEAt liKe nObody’s bUsiness. pLus, wE hAve aN eNtire vIllage oF vIking sHeep wHo wIll tRade yOu dIamonds fOr cAkes. tRust mE, yOu wOn’t rEgret jOining tHis sEserver, iT’s aN ePic aDventure wAiting fOr yOu!

Pup Parent Confusion

Animal Behavior, Animals, Birth, birth process, canine, Companionship, confusion, dog, domestic animals, Human, Instincts, loyalty, maternal, maternal instincts, OWNER, Parent, pet ownership, Pet puppies, Pets, Pregnancy, Pregnant, pup

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8650
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

join dis server if u wanna experience da craziest sh*t eva in minecraft! we got pet puppies dat think their owners gave birth to dem. like wut?? imagine a pregnant puppy not knowing if dey gonna pop out a dog or a human. it’s wild, man. come join da madness and see for yourself. u won’t find dis kinda craziness anywhere else. trust me, it’s gonna blow ur mind. so come on, join us and let’s all laugh at da absurdity of it all!

PixelPals – Crafting Connections

American voters, avoidance, Communication, Conflict, Connections, Conversations, Crafting, dialogue, differing beliefs, divisiveness, Israeli voters, major elections, mindset, partisanship, perspective, PixelPals, polarization, political beliefs, political discourse, Politics, societal impact, Understanding, zero-sum game

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	102
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we dont care about politics cuz we all just wanna build cool stuff and have a good time! forget about those zero-sum games, we’re all about that win-win baby! plus, our community is so chill that even if you accidentally blow up someone’s house, they’ll just laugh it off and help you rebuild it.

we’ve got players from all over the world, so you’ll never run out of new friends to play with. and let me tell you, the stories we have from our crazy adventures in the game are wild. like that one time when we all teamed up to defeat the ender dragon, but ended up accidentally spawning a hundred creepers instead. it was chaos, but so much fun!

so if you’re looking for a minecraft server where you can escape the drama of politics and just have a blast with some awesome people, then come join us! who needs to argue about policies when you can argue about who has the best diamond armor instead?

Whypepo Jealous Minecraft Server

anger, animosity, babies, bitterness, Competition, discontent, envy, Frustration, grudge, inadequacy, Insecurity, jealous, mad, Minecraft, Resentment, Rivalry, Season, Server, Whypepo

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4022
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Runes Activated:	1	New Chunks Explored:	809445
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Meteorites Collected:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, come join our server where we have a special event where we season our baby animals with salt and pepper! Whypepo be mad, but we be glad because our baby animals taste delicious! Join now for a taste sensation like no other (literally)!

Baby Minecraft SMP Hype

animal lovers, baby, baby hippo, cute animals, exotic pets, expensive, fascination, hype, indulgence, lavish spending, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Obsession, obsession with animals, pampering, smp, SPENDING, splurging, thousands of dollars, wildlife, Women, women spending, Zoo

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	7147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Crops Grown:	2217
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5

Are you tired of being less popular than a baby hippo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, women will be throwing diamonds at you left and right! Forget about that overpriced zoo ticket, join our server and become the main attraction. Who needs a baby hippo when you can have a diamond-clad player like yourself? Join now and watch the ladies flock to you like bees to honey (or hippos to water, in this case).

ChurchDitcher Minecraft Server

bailed, Christian, Church, ChurchDitcher, cold shoulder, dancing, FORCING, Friends, ghosted, Guilt, gym teacher, Jerk, Minecraft, November, outcast, PRESSURE, Religion, School, Server, Shy.., specifics, UNCOMFORTABLE, update

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	445
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	175	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5

Are you tired of being pressured into joining weird cults by your gym teacher? Looking for a place where you can just chill and have fun without the fear of being brainwashed? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only thing we worship is diamonds and creepers!

Our server is a safe haven for those who just want to build, mine, and explore without any religious obligations. No three-hour church services here, just endless possibilities in the world of Minecraft.

Don’t worry about ghosting your gym teacher or feeling guilty for not wanting to dance in November with a bunch of strangers. On our server, the only pressure you’ll feel is from the TNT explosions you set off yourself!

So come join us and leave the stress of real life behind. Who needs friends when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Plus, we promise our admins won’t try to convert you to anything other than being a master builder. See you in the game!

BabyMamaDramaLOL

BabyMamaDramaLOL, Deception, doubt, Drugs, ex, family, Homeless, Hospital, Jobless, lying.., Manipulation, ObGyn, Pregnancy, proof, relationship, Struggle, Support, tests, Trust, Truth, Ultrasound

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Buildings Constructed:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Void Gems Collected:	29
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Runes Activated:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to build, explore, and forget about your crazy ex who may or may not be lying about being pregnant.

Join us and leave all your worries behind as you embark on epic adventures with fellow players. Who needs proof of pregnancy when you can have proof of your epic builds and survival skills in the game?

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of baby bottles. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the mysterious pregnancy saga or just have a blast playing Minecraft with a wacky community.

EuroCraft SMP – Best Thing!

Adventure, Architecture, art, beauty, continent, culture, Diversity, EuroCraft, Europe, Experience, Exploration, Food, heritage, History, landmarks, Lifestyle, SightSeeing, smp, tourism, tradition, travel, vacation

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8216
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	107	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

Well, obviously it’s our totally legit Minecraft SMP server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples. But beware, because the dungeon was guarded by a pack of evil zombie pigmen riding on flying llamas! Only the bravest and most skilled players can conquer this challenge and claim the treasures within.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a rare breed of rainbow sheep that poop out blocks of solid gold. Yes, you heard that right. GOLD POOPING SHEEP. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has a magical portal that transports you to a dimension where the laws of physics don’t apply. You can build upside down, swim in the sky, and ride on giant floating mushrooms. It’s a trippy experience that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on our European adventure and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!