Asturias Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BidetFountainCraft

bathroom hygiene, bidet, bidet benefits, bidet design, bidet etiquette, bidet experience, bidet features, bidet function, bidet installation, bidet maintenance, bidet technology, bidet tips, bidet tricks, bidet use, BidetFountainCraft, cleanliness, FOUNTAIN, Peeing, personal hygiene, TOILET, water spray

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	464656
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, like, this server is, like, totally rad, man. like, if you join, you get, like, superpowers or something. like, if you pee while using a bidet, you become a sort of fountain. how crazy is that, right? like, imagine just peeing and then BAM, you’re a fountain.

and, like, there’s this secret underground lair where you can find, like, diamonds the size of your head. i’m not even kidding, man. like, you can build a whole castle out of those bad boys.

oh, and did i mention the talking cows? yeah, man. they tell the best jokes. like, one time, a cow walked into a bar and the bartender was like, “moo-ve over, buddy.” get it? because cows say moo? hahaha, classic.

so, yeah, if you want to have a blast and pee like a fountain, join this server, man. it’s gonna blow your mind.

EcoCraft: Woodland Wonders

biodiversity conservation, carbon sequestration, conservation biology, Deforestation, EcoCraft, ecological value, Ecosystem Services, environmental sustainability, forest conservation, forest degradation, forest ecology, forest management, Forest preservation, forest regeneration, forest restoration, habitat restoration, Logged forests, sustainable forestry practices, sustainable logging, timber harvesting, wildlife protection, Wonders, woodland

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	2883
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

so, like, u know how in minecraft u chop down all them trees for wood and stuff? well, on our server, even if u chop down a tree, it still has like, value and stuff. like, the trees can still provide oxygen and shelter for animals and all that jazz. so like, if u care about the environment and stuff, u should totally join our server. plus, we have this crazy story about a tree that grew so big, it started talking to the players and giving them quests. yeah, it’s wild. so come join us and save the trees, man!

GeodeCraft

armor, custom crate, Custom Economy, Custom Items, Discord, Economy, entity stacking, GeodeCraft, item stacking, Land Claims, MCMMO, Minecraft, player feedback, Player Shops, Player Warps, quality of life, Resource worlds, spawner stacking, Survival, Tools, Vanilla

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	895
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Votes:	1235	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

GeodeCraft is a new friendly semi-survival server! GeodeCraft combines vanilla game play with an economy, player shops, custom items and many quality of life features for interesting game play! This server relies heavily on player feedback and encourages discussion on what changes and additions players feel would improve their experience.

Features: – Land Claims – Custom crate tools, armor and items – Player Shops – Player Warps – McMMO – Resource Worlds – Custom Economy plugin – Entity/Spawner/Items stacking

IP: mc.geodecraft.net Discord: https://discord.gg/b7f8UUsF5T Come join us if this sounds like the place for you!

mc.geodecraft.net

VelarisMC

Auctionhouse, Claims, Discord, Easy plugins, Economy, friendly players, Homes, MCMMO, planetminecraft, Playershops, Playerwarps, PvE, Pve Economy, Ranks, Safe server, Shops, smp, smp server, Spawnshops, Staff Members, survival experience, VelarisMC

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Animals Bred:	184
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Velaris is a SMP server with players all over the world. Created to give the player the experience of a server with many friendly players and staff members, be welcomed into a survival server where staff listens to the playerbase. The economy is decided by the players by giving everyone the option to build shops, sell items in the auctionhouse or just use the spawnshops.

Velaris is a safe server for people with or without previous minecraft experience. Velaris uses easy plugins which enhance the survival experience, like:

McmmoClaimsHomesPlayerwarpsPlayershops

To keep playing fun, you will receive ranks just by playing on the server. These ranks will give you extra homes and other fun things, without making them absolutely needed to keep playing. This way even players who can’t play non stop will still get the fun survival experience without being forced to play every day.

Discord: https://discord.gg/7hAs2BjyJ5

play.velarismc.net:25577

CraftyDev MC Server

agdg, agdg demo day 57, agdg demo day 58, AGDG resources, amateur game development, Archive, CraftyDev, Demo Days, gmi addition, handbrake, helpful links, installgentoo, obsproject, screentogif, Server, steam games, VG, webm, WebM converter

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	8814
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Dimension Hops:	15	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. That’s right, we’re basically BFFs with a mythical creature.

2. We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with creepers. They may explode, but hey, it’s all in good fun!

3. Our community is so tight-knit, we once built a replica of the Taj Mahal out of nothing but dirt blocks. It was a masterpiece, until someone accidentally set it on fire.

4. We have a special “unicorn mode” where you can ride around on a majestic unicorn and spread rainbows and glitter wherever you go. Trust me, it’s a game-changer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever have!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

#forum guidelines, banter, blocky, controversial discussions, controversial topics, explicit content, explicit discussions, Faggots, fetish communities, internet forums, long tail, Minecraft, nsfw content, offensive content, online behavior, online communities, online discussions., online etiquette, post more, scat, Server, shock value, taboo subjects, Threads

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Zombie Dances:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for non-stop chaos and craziness as we encourage all our players to post more scat threads because why not? Who doesn’t love a little poop talk while mining for diamonds?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret love for disco music. Join us and witness the epic dance battles between the dragon and our players as they try to outdo each other on the dance floor.

So come on down and join the fun! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a strong stomach because things are about to get messy (literally). See you in the game, faggots!

DerpyCraft Minecraft Server

aita, banter, Boyfriend, Communication, CONSERVATIVE, Demand, derogatory nickname, DerpyCraft, Friend, insult, internet, London, Meltdown, Minecraft, Muslim, Offense, Problematic, relationship, Server, South Asian heritage, Uncivil, Virtue signaling, White Man

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	8217
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Runes Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Void Armor Forged:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace all cultures and nicknames, no matter how “problematic” they may seem to others! Join us for a wild adventure filled with banter, craziness, and a whole lot of fun.

Imagine a world where your boyfriend lovingly calls you “saracen” in public and your best friend loses her mind over it, starting a movement to “free you from the white man” (LOL). But don’t worry, we’ve got your back here.

Venture into our server and let loose with your cutesy nicknames and inside jokes, because here, anything goes! And if anyone tries to start drama over it, just tell them to “go stuff it” like the boss you are.

So come on over and join the most outrageous Minecraft server in town, where being uncivil is just part of the fun. Who knew a nickname could cause such chaos? But hey, that’s just how we roll here. See you in the game!

GiftGoneWrong28

aita, awkward, birthday gift, Boyfriend, Communication, designer handbag, expensive gift, Favor, Frustration, gift opening, GiftGoneWrong28, Girlfriend, misunderstanding, overstepped, parents, PRESSURE, relationship, Rude, UNCOMFORTABLE, Wealthy

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1876
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Potions Brewed:	133
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can avoid all the pressure of opening gifts? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about the awkwardness of receiving presents again. We understand the struggle of feeling uncomfortable with expensive gifts, so we’ve created a safe space for you to open them at your own pace.

Join now and experience the thrill of virtual gift-giving without any of the real-life stress. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual designer handbag waiting for you to open! Just make sure not to let your virtual partner open it for you, or things might get a little heated… 😂🎁👜

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and let the virtual gift-opening festivities begin!

AdScreen Wasters

Ads, AdScreen, advertising strategies, attention span, consumer behavior, consumerism, digital age, Digital Marketing, distractions, efficiency, Entertainment, loading screens, marketing tactics, Media consumption, online advertising, productivity, screen addiction, screen time, Technology, Time management, time wasting, Wasters

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	9769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	20
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Void Gems Collected:	27
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

are you tired of being a slave to the ads and loading screens? come join our server where the only thing you’ll be loading is your inventory with diamonds and your brain with laughter. we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items and a pet creeper named bob who loves to blow things up (but don’t worry, he’s house trained). our admins are actually unicorns in disguise and they grant wishes to all who join. plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely of lava and obsidian – try not to catch on fire! so leave the boring ads behind and come join the funniest, craziest, most epic minecraft server ever created (seriously, steve himself said so).

EphB4Craft: The Ultimate PvP Adventure

Adventure, EphB4Craft, PvP, Ultimate

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Divine Spears Created:	10
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	25	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

join our epic minecraft server where we have combined the power of pembrolizumab with soluble EphB4-albumin to create the ultimate weapon against HPV-negative EphrinB2 positive head neck squamous cell carcinoma mobs.

we have insane battles where players can ride on giant EphB4-albumin monsters and shoot pembrolizumab arrows at the evil cancerous creatures.

our server is the only place where you can experience the thrill of fighting cancer with your friends while exploring a vast world filled with danger and adventure.

so come join us and help save the world from the dreaded head neck squamous cell carcinoma in the most epic and hilarious way possible!