Astronomically Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Overdesigned Holomem Minecraft Server

Appearance, Bricks, character design, cluttered, colors, design, Details, Dev_is, gura, hololive, holomem, lego, Mess, Minecraft, overdesigned, plushies, recognition, recognizable, Server, Simplicity, simplistic design, toy design, Vtuber

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	16	Enchantments Applied:	165
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Emeralds Found:	7655	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as simple and recognizable as Gura herself? Look no further, because our server is so easy to navigate, even a noob could do it! Plus, our dev_is are so cluttered with random stuff, you’ll be too busy laughing at their plushies to even focus on building. Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, creativity, and maybe even a few lego bricks along the way!

The Dark Knight Minecraft SMP

armored warrior, arthurian legend, Avengers, Black Knight, comic book hero, comic book lore, comic book mystery, comic book villain, Dark, dark knight, enigmatic persona, fictional character, knight, legendary warrior, marvel comics, medieval knight, Minecraft, mysterious figure, never heard of her, shadowy figure, smp, superhero lore, sword and shield, unknown character

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Dragons Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Projections Made:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Welcome to our chaotic Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is there are no rules! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling dragons while riding on the back of a giant chicken.

Our server is home to the legendary Black Knight, who is rumored to have defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. But who needs a Black Knight when you can become a Rainbow Unicorn Warrior, shooting lasers out of your eyes and farting rainbows to defeat your enemies?

If you’re tired of boring old Minecraft servers with their silly rules and restrictions, come join us and unleash your inner craziness. Who knows, you might even discover the secret hidden treasure of the Potato King, guarded by an army of dancing llamas. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become a legend in your own mind!

Spider Spawner Minecraft Server

Arachnophilia mode, code editing, code editor, coding software, CSS editor, HTML editor, JavaScript editor, Minecraft, programming software, programming tool, Server, software, Software Development, software tool, spawner, spider, spider mode, syntax highlighting, text editor, web design, web development, web development software, web development tool, Website Development

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	8972
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Animals Bred:	110	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Void Armor Forged:	11
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31

Are you ready to face your worst nightmare in Minecraft? Join our server’s Arachnophilia mode, where every block is infested with giant spiders! But don’t worry, they’re not here to harm you – they just want to give you a friendly hug with their eight hairy legs.

Join now and experience the thrill of trying to build a house while dodging spider webs and navigating through a maze of cobwebs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Spider Queen, who will grant you the power to control all the spiders on the server.

But beware, the Spider Queen is a fickle ruler and she might just decide to turn you into her next meal instead. So come join our server and test your arachnid skills – if you’re not too scared, that is!

Question For Democrats Minecraft SMP

barbed wire, border control, border security, civil liberties, civil rights, DEMOCRATIC, democratic values, democrats, Ethics, freedom of movement, government policies, human dignity, HUMAN RIGHTS, immigration, Immigration Policy, immigration reform, Minecraft, Political debate, question.., security measures, smp, social justice

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	4879
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Our server is so wild that we had to put up barbed wire to keep players from escaping the insanity. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being trapped in a virtual world with no way out. Our community is full of crazy characters who will keep you on your toes at all times.

We have epic events like “TNT Tuesday” where we blow up everything in sight, and “Wacky Wednesday” where we all dress up as chickens and run around the map.

So come on, join us if you dare! Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back. Who needs freedom when you have barbed wire keeping you in?

Blocky Brits Minecraft Server

Anglo-Saxon culture, angloids, blocky, british navy, Brits, Catholic Priests, child prostitution rings, children’s homes, English society, grooming gangs, Hypocrisy, kray twins, Minecraft, misconceptions, Mountbatten, orphanages, paedophiles, pederasty, rape culture, rum bum and baccy, secret societies, Server, Tom Wedger

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	4975
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Dimension Hops:	2
Crops Grown:	5844	Enchantments Applied:	178

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or scandal? Look no further, because our server is filled with more drama than an English orphanage! Join us and experience the thrill of uncovering secret societies, British gangsters, and even the infamous pederasty of the British navy. Who needs “song, wine, and women” when you can have “rum, bum, and baccy” on our server? Don’t be a hypocrite like those angloids, join us and see just how wild Minecraft can get! Just remember, we’re not your average server – we’re scandalous, outrageous, and totally addictive. Join now and dive into a world of chaos and craziness!

/Minecraft SMP/ – Goal Alteration/

Alteration, Campaign, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup, Chaldea Tam Lin Cup Britomart Pickup Summon, Drop Rates, Edmond Dantès Pickup Summon, Event, FAQ, fate grand order, Fate/Grand Order community, Fate/Grand Order NA, Fate/Grand Order News, FGO Event Compendium, Future Materials Spreadsheet, Goal, Mats/Summoning Info, Minecraft, Rateups, Raw Database, Servant Info, Singularity Repair Support Campaign, Singularity Repair Support Campaign Pickup Summon, smp, summon

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	22	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the craziest and most outrageous server out there! Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a flying pig while battling against a horde of zombie chickens.

But wait, there’s more! Our server events are so epic that even the gods of Minecraft come down to witness the chaos. You might even find yourself face to face with Herobrine himself, challenging you to a build-off competition.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, our server is equipped with the latest technology that allows you to summon your favorite Minecraft mobs with just a click of a button. Want a pet dragon? No problem! Just use our custom summoning feature and watch as a dragon appears right in front of you.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the wildest adventure of your life!

⭐ MineRich ⭐┃➤ Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock 💥 Minecraft server

1000 lvl, 127 лвл, Anarchy, Aternos, Auction, Cheats, Clans, classic, Dance, Donations, Duels, Dupe, Economy, Empty, Events, feelings, Fly, football, Free Admin, Free Donations, Friends, Grief, Hardcore, Herobrine, Hockey, Hookahs, Large Online, Naruto, No Mini-Games, No Registration, No Wipes, Pets, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, sex, Skyblock, Spit, Survival, TNT Run, tops, Transport, Vanilla, weapons, Weddings, Whitelist, Without Anticheat, Without Launcher

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6210
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Version > 1.9-1.21.1

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Modes > Survival, Anarchy, SkyBlock (BedWars, coming soon)

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Server advantages:

1. No lags

2. No donation bytes

3. Friendly admins

4. Constant updates

5. Events every week with donation prizes (Details – https://discord.gg/tqPB3B9Dae)

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Survival:

➤ Football (/football)

➤ Hockey (/warp hokkey)

➤ TNT-Run (/tntjoin)

➤ Weapons (/guns)

➤ Transport (/vehicles)

➤ Pets (/pets)

➤ Feelings (/feelings)

➤ Duels (/duel)

➤ Sex (/sex)

➤ Clans (/clan)

➤ Weddings (/marry)

➤ Hookahs (/kalian)

➤ Friends (/friends)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Dance (/dance)

➤ Spit (/spit)

➤ Private (/region)

➤ Tops (/tops)

➤ Cigarettes (/cigar)

➤ Date head database (/headdb)

➤ Skin illumination (/glow)

➤ Transformation into mobs (/mobs)

➤ Report-System (/report)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ Parkour (/warp parkour)

➤ Spleef (/warp spleef)

➤ King of the Mountains (/king)

➤ Lucky Blocks (/lb)

➤ Casino (14 Mini-games, 6 with Multiplayer) (/casino)

➤ Construction area (at spawn) (/warp build)

➤ Economy (Currency)

➤ Salary (Issued automatically)

➤ Ability to sit/lie/crawl (/sit, /lay, /crawl)

➤ Elevators (You can create your own elevator)

➤ Trampolines (You can create your own trampoline)

➤ Bans/kicks/mutes/varnas (Donation opportunity)

➤ In-game console (/console)

➤ PvP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Portals (To the world of hell, end)

➤ Effects (over head, under player, etc.)

➤ Creative (Donation-vomzozhnost, /gamemode 1)

➤ Donat world (/world) (without wipes)

➤ Custom commands (/drop, /sex, /spit, /kalian, etc. There are a lot of them! This is not the whole list)

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Anarchy:

➤ Airdrops

➤ Mystics

➤ Caches

➤ Relics

➤ Spheres

➤ Blocks with private

➤ Items at lvl X

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ Buyer (/seller)

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Shop (/shop)

➤ Quests (/quests)

➤ Whales (/kit)

➤ Free cases with donation (/free)

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SkyBlock:

➤ Auction (/ah)

➤ Automine (/warp mine)

➤ PVP Arena (/warp pvp)

➤ Islands, tasks, improvements (/is)

➤ Menu (/menu)

➤ Shop (/shop)

UPD.TexRich.ru

Dawntrail Minecraft Server

Balmung, crystal, DAWNTRAIL, Dawntrail General, Drive-in Movie night, Events, fall guys, final fantasy xiv, Final Fantasy XIV Community, Free Companies, Gladiator 2000, Kamen Rider Zero-One, Linkshells, Mahjong Edition, MEETUPS, Minecraft, Mist W14 P27, Moogle Treasure Trove, patch notes, Resources, Roleplaying Meetup, Server, Shared FATE meetup, Spiderman, Tokusatsu Watch Party, Turbo Kid, Twin Peaks

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Players:	107/900	Votes:	7311
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Buildings Constructed:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Falling into the Void:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Welcome to the Mahjong Edition Minecraft server!

Join us for the most epic patch notes you’ve ever seen, featuring updates like adding Final Fantasy XIV content to Minecraft because why not?

But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Troves where you can find hidden treasures and Fall Guys events where you can race against other players in ridiculous obstacle courses.

Don’t miss out on our future meetups and events, like watching movies, roleplaying meetups, and even a friendless loser meet (we all need one of those, right?).

So come on down to our server and experience the insanity for yourself! Who knows, you might even find a hidden treasure trove of your own in the world of Minecraft Mahjong Edition!

NoobMasterFlex Minecraft SMP

adult education, adult learning, Calculator, career advancement, Computation, computer science, Degree, digital literacy, education, learning, lifelong learning, Math, Mathematics, Minecraft, NoobMasterFlex, percentages, professional development, programming, self improvement, Skills, smp, software, STEM, Technology

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3092
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Towns Built:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Emeralds Found:	8700
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	224

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes things way too seriously? Well, do we have the perfect place for you! Our server is run by a 32-year-old computer science genius who just learned how to do percentages in a calculator. If that doesn’t scream “quality server,” I don’t know what does.

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a few math lessons along the way. Who knows, you might even witness our fearless leader accidentally divide by zero and create a black hole in the Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and let the chaos begin!

Crafty Anon’s Minecraft Server

adult content, Anons, controversial, Crafty, debate, election, funny, humor, meme, Minecraft, Mommy, NSFW, Okay Anon, opinion, Politics, prediction, prediction gone wrong, scandal, Server, shock value, social media, tits, trump, viral

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	4594
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	93
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about this: every time a player builds a giant statue of a chicken, a real-life chicken magically appears in their backyard! And if you manage to find the hidden diamond block in our server, a leprechaun will appear and grant you three wishes (just don’t wish for more wishes, that’s cheating). Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the Ender Dragon while wearing a pumpkin on your head, you’ll unlock a secret dance party where all the mobs bust a move. So what are you waiting for? Come join us for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!