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Auki Bros Minecraft SMP

Advanced technology, ai, Artificial Intelligence, auki, auki bros, Automation, bros, brothers, CANDLES, electronic, Future, futuristic, futuristic gadgets, Gadgets, god candle, innovation, mechanical, Minecraft, Robots, Sci Fi, science fiction, Siblings, smp, Technology

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4908
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy shenanigans, and of course, the chance to obtain the legendary God Candle. Legend has it that this candle has the power to summon AI robots to do your bidding. Imagine having your own personal army of robot minions at your disposal!

But be warned, the path to obtaining the God Candle is not easy. You’ll have to navigate treacherous dungeons, outsmart devious traps, and even challenge other players in epic PvP battles. Only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to claim this powerful artifact.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might just become the ultimate Minecraft master with your very own army of AI robots!

Homebody Havens Minecraft Server

AITAH, Angry, Arguing, boyfriend not taking no for an answer, boyfriend plans, car keys, comparing to others, Cooling down, flea market, getting annoyed, Getting Separated, Havens, homebody, jewelry stand, leaving the flea market, Minecraft, not understanding, not wanting to go, overhearing conversation, Server, Speeding, spending time at home, staying home, training for new position

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3622
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Love Letters Sent:	12	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Falling into the Void:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Runes Activated:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventure!

Join us and build your own virtual paradise, where you don’t have to deal with boyfriends who can’t take no for an answer or cousins who just won’t stop shopping at the virtual flea market.

On our server, you can drive as fast as you want without getting yelled at, and if someone tells you to shut the f*ck up, you can just block them!

So come join us and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

GrannyCraftHousingDrama

apartment living, Boundaries, cat posts, family conflict, family dynamics, foster care, GrannyCraftHousingDrama, Heart failure, homeless shelter, homelessness, housing resources, landlord issues, living situation, mental health issues, section 8 voucher, setting boundaries, smoking weed, social services, social worker, substance abuse, trust fund

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9400
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as wild as a creeper explosion! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of family dysfunction and cat posts galore.

Picture this: a 83-year-old grandma, an ex-trust fund baby mom, and a rebellious 23-year-old trying to navigate life in a world made of blocks. Will grandma kick mom out for drilling cat posts into the wall? Will mom’s weed-smoking antics get them evicted from their virtual apartment? The suspense is killing us!

But wait, there’s more! Witness the heartwarming tale of a family torn apart by section 8 vouchers and reunited by the healing power of cat care. Will grandma’s newfound love for felines save the day, or will mom’s rebellious streak bring it all crashing down?

Join our server now and experience the ultimate test of family bonds and boundaries. Will you be the hero who saves grandma’s housing situation, or the villain who lets it all go up in smoke? The choice is yours, but remember: in this world, anything can happen.

Creeper Cafe Boom!

Attack, Bombing, boom, cafe, CASUALTIES, civilian casualties, Conflict, creeper, crisis management., Damage, Destruction, direct hit, emergency response, Haifa, international relations, Israeli, MIDDLE EAST, News, Report, Restaurant, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Villages Defended:	14
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Falling into the Void:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

so, like, this server is so lit, it’s like a restaurant in haifa that got hit by a meteor or something, but in a good way, ya know? like, the food is so bomb, it’ll blow your mind. and the staff is like, super friendly, they’ll make you feel right at home. plus, there’s this secret underground tunnel that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, what more could you ask for? come join us and experience the craziest adventure of your life!

Zinc Blocks AMR: No Disruption to Guy Microbiome

Amr, antimicrobial resistance, antimicrobial resistance genes, Bacteria, bacterial resistance, blocks, dietary zinc, DiSRuPtiON, gene transfer, gene transmission, guy, inhibits, Microbiome, microbiome disruption, nonexistent rates, plasmids, reduced rates, research, transmission inhibition, Zinc, zinc effects, zinc supplementation

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5121
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? Well, let me tell you, it’s like a magical land where the zombies drop diamonds and the creepers give you hugs instead of blowing you up. And get this, when you eat food with zinc on this server, it like, stops all the bad stuff from happening. Like, the bacteria can’t spread their germs and stuff, so you’re basically invincible.

Join us on this server and become the ultimate zinc warrior, fighting off all the bad guys with your newfound immunity powers. Plus, your guy micrbiome will be so happy, it’ll throw a party in your stomach every time you log on. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and become the zinc superhero you were always meant to be!

Dracoria: Where vampires still struggle with daylight savings time

active community, Builders, cactus farmers, Daylight, Discord, Dracoria, dragons, Dwarves, economic growth, Events, fighters, Government, Housing, Language, Lore, money making, OZNO EFA, Players, Religion, Roleplay, savings, Southern Talasi, Struggle, Time, Towns, Vampires

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	9585
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	325	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	29
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	367

The People’s Republic of Dracoria on Stoneworks

Overview:

Who are we?	The People’s Republic of Dracoria is a beautiful nation located in Southern Talasi. Our nation has an extensive lore with dwarves, dragons, and more. We are seeking to make a name for ourselves and our members.
What do we offer?	An actually active community Multiple towns to choose from – With FREE Housing! A secure government with opportunities to join and make a name for yourself A large cactus farm and opportunities for economic growth/money making Deep lore, our own language and religion WEEKLY Events!
What do we need?	YOU Builders 🔨 Cactus Farmers 🌵 Fighters ⚔️ Active Players! 🕰️

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join The People’s Republic of Dracoria?	Join our Discord server at https://discord.gg/6YUdENt5z8 and follow the instructions there.
Do I have to pay for housing in any of the towns?	No, housing in our towns is completely free for members.
What kind of events are held weekly?	We host various events ranging from PvP tournaments to treasure hunts and more. Join us to experience the fun!

Guy’s Dream Minecraft Server

Alternate Universe, Coming of Age, controversial, dream, every guy, FANTASY, grow up, guys, handle it, Like.., lose virginity, Minecraft, mom teaches, moral implications, parental guidance, role reversal, Server, sexual education, sexual initiation, societal norms, taboo, takes virginity, taught how to have sex, Unconventional

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9940
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	12

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take role-playing to a whole new level! In this alternate universe, every player gets a crash course in the art of lovemaking from none other than their own mother. That’s right, your mom will be the one to teach you how to get it on and pop that V-card!

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and meant to be a hilarious and outrageous experience. Can you handle the awkwardness? Will you embrace this unique twist on the birds and the bees talk? Join our server and find out for yourself!

So come on, dive into this wild and wacky world where family bonding takes on a whole new meaning. Trust us, you won’t find a Minecraft server quite like this anywhere else. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and meant to make you laugh until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the hilarity ensue!

Minecraft SMP: Kino Scenes In Mediocre Movies

Character development, cinematic experience, cinematic moments, cinematography, doctor sleep, film analysis, film buffs, film discussion, Film Reviews, Kino, kino scenes, mediocre, mediocre movies, Minecraft, Movie analysis, movie critique, movie enthusiasts, movie scenes, movies, overlooked gems, plot twists, Scenes, smp, storytelling, underrated directors, underrated films

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	4317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3974	Magic Items Found:	6855
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Votes:	330	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Animals Bred:	177

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further than Doctor Sleep’s SMP! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined Doctor Sleep’s SMP and discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and rare loot. But here’s the twist – the only way to access it was by solving a series of riddles left by a mischievous Enderman named Steve. Will you be the one to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a legendary PvP arena where players battle it out for the title of Ultimate Minecraft Champion. Rumor has it that the last winner walked away with a pet dragon and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Are you ready to test your skills and become a Minecraft master?

So what are you waiting for? Join Doctor Sleep’s SMP today and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it.

Ex-Bed Buddies Minecraft Server

advice, Boyfriend, break up, Buddies, Communication, ex boyfriend, ExBed, fear, fwb, Girlfriend, hook up, Intimacy, Lease, living arrangements, love, mental health, Minecraft, normal relationship, relationship, Server, toxic relationship, Ultimatum, WIBTA

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	399
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Meteorites Collected:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Divine Spears Created:	29
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server where you can experience the ultimate love triangle adventure! Picture this: you, your girlfriend, and her ex-boyfriend all sharing a bed and a lease together. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do they share a bed, but they also have an unoccupied spare room that they refuse to use. Will they ever stop sharing a bed? Will you have to issue an ultimatum to save your sanity? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server!

Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs normal relationships when you can have this level of drama and excitement? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

FertileCraft – Live Your Truth!

abortion, biological clock, birth control, children, Communication, emotional maturity, family dynamics, Family Support, FertileCraft, fertility awareness, fertility joke, fertility struggles, infertility, Live, Marriage, mental health, mother-in-law, Pregnancy, relationships, sister-in-law, Support, Truth

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	5954
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Farms Harvested:	644
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	67	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value commitment…to taking your birth control on time! Join us for a wild ride filled with jokes about being more fertile than soil and avoiding unexpected pregnancies like a pro.

Our server is a safe space for all, except maybe for those with sensitive fertility struggles. Beware of triggering conversations about soil-like uteruses and the risks of not taking your pill on time. Who knew Minecraft could get so scandalous?

So, are you ready to join our server and navigate through the drama of family dynamics and fertility jokes? Just remember, it’s all in good fun…until someone takes it a little too seriously. Let’s see who can handle the heat and who might need to take a break for some water…and maybe a pill reminder.