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CraftyCreeperWarz

Accountability, assault, Ceasefire, civilian casualties, Conflict, CraftyCreeperWarz, gaza, Hamas, human rights watch, international law, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, october 7, Palestinian territories, Terrorism, united nations, violations, violence, War Crimes

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	9173
Rating:	4.1 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	18
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Love Letters Sent:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Potions Brewed:	47
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

so, like, if u wanna escape all the craziness of real life, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing! plus, we got a secret underground base where u can find diamonds for days, bro.

and get this, our server is so lit that even Hamas tried to raid us last week! but don’t worry, we fought them off with our epic diamond swords and lava traps. Human Rights Watch even said we were the real heroes in that battle.

so, come join us and be a part of the most epic minecraft server in the universe! we promise u won’t regret it, unless u get blown up by a creeper, then u might regret it a little bit. but it’s all in good fun, right? lolz.

BaseInvadersMC

Accountability, activism, anger, assault, BaseInvadersMC, Community, controversy, Government, international relations, investigation, Japan, Justice, Military, military presence, okinawa, protest, Safety, scandal, sex crimes, us base, Victims

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2494
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have NO US BASE SEX CRIMES, only epic adventures and building! People in Japan are so mad about those crimes, but not on our server! we have a strict no crime policy, unless it’s stealing someone’s diamonds lol.

our server is so lit, even the creepers are afraid to blow up our builds! we have epic events like pig racing and chicken jousting, you won’t find that on any other server. plus, our mods are always online to make sure everyone is having a good time and not causing any drama.

So come join us and escape the real world drama, and let’s build something epic together! oh, and did we mention we have a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the map? only the bravest and most skilled players will be able to find it. are you up for the challenge?

MaskedGrieferGazan

Activist, anti-Hamas, assault, Attack, brutality, Conflict, critically injured, extremism, gaza, Gaza Strip, HUMAN RIGHTS, injured, masked men, MaskedGrieferGazan, MIDDLE EAST, opposition, Political, resistance, Terrorism, violence

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	6402
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	4723
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Yo, so like, this server is so lit, it’s like a party in your computer but with blocks and stuff. We got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. And get this, our diamonds are so shiny, they blind ya like a disco ball.

We also got this crazy story about this dude who was just minding his own business, building his house, when BAM, he gets attacked by a bunch of masked men. But don’t worry, he’s a tough cookie and he’s gonna bounce back stronger than ever.

So if you wanna join a server where the adventures are wilder than a pack of llamas on a rollercoaster, then come on over. We promise you won’t regret it. Plus, we have cookies. And who doesn’t love cookies?

GrannyCraft: Beatdown in France

88-year-old, anti-semitism, assault, Attack, Beatdown, Beaten, dirty Jew, discrimination, Elderly, Europe, France, grandmother, GrannyCraft, hate crime, intolerance, Israeli, Jewish, MK, Paris, racism, violence, WOMAN

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6966
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Animals Bred:	97	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Tamed:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Votes:	5420
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

yo yo yo come join our cray cray minecraft server where we got 88-year-old grandmas getting beat up in france but dont worry they still be playin minecraft like champs. we got them dirty jews gettin called out but we dont discriminate cuz we all about that blocky life. come build with us and escape the drama of the real world, where even grandmas aint safe. join now for a wild ride full of surprises and maybe even some diamond loot if you lucky. peace out homies!

DesertCraft: Birthday Bash Beatdown

assault, Attack, Bash, Beatdown, Birthday, birthday celebration, brutality, crime, DesertCraft, discrimination, hate crime, hate crime awareness, Homophobia, injustice, intolerance, lesbian couple, LGBTQ, middle eastern men, night out, Party, violence, violence against women

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7720
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Emeralds Found:	6664	Demon Skulls Collected:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4

omg u gotta join dis server cuz it’s lit af like a birthday party gone wrong, just like dis lesbian couple who got attacked by a mob of ‘middle eastern men’ like wtf is even happening in dis world? but on dis server, u can be whoever u want and no one gonna beat u up cuz we all about peace and love and building dope creations like a giant rainbow unicorn made outta diamonds and obsidian. so come join us and escape the craziness of the real world, where u can be safe and have fun and maybe even find ur own diamond unicorn to ride into the sunset. u won’t regret it, trust me.

CraftyMinors Minecraft Server

arrest, assault, charges, Court, CraftyMinors, crime, criminal, investigation, Japan, Justice, law enforcement, Legal, Military, Minecraft, MINOR, okinawa, punishment, rape, Server, sexual assault, underage, us soldier, Victim

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2492
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13

hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures and wild shenanigans? then u gotta join our server! we got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

picture this: u spawn in and suddenly u r surrounded by unicorns and rainbows, flying pigs and dancing llamas. u can ride a dragon to battle against a giant zombie army or build a castle out of diamond blocks.

but wait, there’s more! we have secret treasure hunts where u can find hidden chests filled with rare loot. and every full moon, a magical portal opens up to a land of candy and gumdrops.

oh, and did we mention the dance parties with disco sheep and party parrots? it’s lit, fam.

so what r u waiting for? join our server now and let the epicness begin! also, did u hear about the us soldier charged in okinawa for rape of a minor? crazy stuff, man.

StrangerDangerCraft

acquaintance, assault, Awareness, Caution, crime, danger, fear, perpetrator, Precaution, Psychology, random strangers, relationships, Safety, self defense, social behavior, statistics, StrangerDangerCraft, Trust, Victim, Vulnerability, wary

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	9678
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ores Mined:	3100
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape from the dangers of the real world and enter a land where u can trust EVERYONE. no more worrying about random strangers cuz here, EVERYONE is ur friend.

we have unicorns that poop rainbows, flying pigs that grant u wishes, and talking chickens that give u advice on life.

come join us and experience a world where u can trust EVERYONE, even the creepers. trust us, it’s gonna be a blast! 🚀🐷🌈

HijabCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, Afghanistan, assault, discrimination, empowerment, extremism, feminism, gender inequality, Harassment, Hijab, HijabCraft, HUMAN RIGHTS, Islam, Justice, Minecraft, Misogyny, Oppression, Server, sexual assault, social justice, Taliban, violence, WOMENS RIGHTS

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	4657
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Towns Built:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE WILD THAN A HERD OF LLAMAS ON A SUGAR HIGH? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

OUR SERVER IS SO EPIC, EVEN THE AFGHAN GIRLS ARE TALKING ABOUT IT! THEY’RE ACCUSING THE TALIBAN OF SEXUAL ASSAULT JUST TO GET A SPOT ON OUR SERVER! THAT’S RIGHT, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, IT’S MAKING HEADLINES!

WHY SHOULD YOU JOIN? WELL, LET ME TELL YOU A LITTLE STORY. ONCE UPON A TIME, A CREEPER TRIED TO BLOW UP OUR SPAWN POINT, BUT OUR PLAYERS FOUGHT BACK WITH DIAMOND SWORDS AND TNT! IT WAS A BATTLE FOR THE AGES, AND YOU CAN BE A PART OF IT TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER TODAY AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST HILARIOUS MINECRAFT ADVENTURES OF YOUR LIFE! TRUST US, YOU WON’T REGRET IT!

ChinaCraft Minecraft Server

Abuse, ACCUSATION, assault, china-chan, Chinacraft, consent, controversial, criminal, criminal justice, discrimination, Identity, Justice, Lesbian, LGBTQ, mental health, METOO, Minecraft, rapist, Server, Social Issues, stigma, Trauma, Victim

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	6427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Votes:	3670	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to meet China-chan, the infamous lesbian rapist of the virtual world! Watch out, because she might just steal your diamonds and your heart. But don’t worry, she’s just a misunderstood creeper looking for love in all the wrong places. So come join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, danger, and maybe even a little romance with China-chan herself. Just be sure to keep your guard up and your pickaxe ready, because you never know what she’ll do next!

CreeperGangCraft

12-year-old girl, anti-Semitic, arrest, assault, CreeperGangCraft, crime, discrimination, French, hate crime, investigation, Justice, juvenile offenders, law enforcement, Minority, Minors, prejudice, rape, sexual violence, suspects, suspicion, victim support.

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	7741
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, like, u wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s lit af. we got three minors who are like, the best builders ever. they built this sick castle that looks like a giant potato. and get this, they also saved a baby sheep from a dragon once. true story.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? it’s wild, man. we dance to creeper music and eat cake made out of diamonds.

plus, we have this legendary treasure hunt where u can find the rarest items in the game. one time, someone found a golden pickaxe that can mine through bedrock. it’s like, totally OP.

so yeah, join our server for the craziest, most epic minecraft experience of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it. also, we have cookies. lots and lots of cookies.

Bee Flight Tracker Server

Animal Behavior, animal research, animal tracking, Bee, BEES, conservation, data collection, ecology, entomologists, entomology, Environmental Science, Flight, flight patterns, innovation, insect behavior, QR codes, research, scientists, Server, Technology, Tracker, Tracking, tracking technology, wildlife tracking

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	6796
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Void Gems Collected:	20	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where bees have qr codes on them. u can track their flight patterns and see where they go. it’s like a bee spy mission, but in minecraft. join our server and become a bee whisperer, decode the secret messages the bees are carrying. maybe they’re plotting world domination, who knows? come join the fun and uncover the mysteries of the bee world. it’s gonna be a buzzzzzzzz!

ShadowCrafters 1.20

ShadowCrafters

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3924
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	121
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride that will make you question your sanity! Explore a world where you can unleash all your dark fantasies without consequences! Build your own torture chamber and hunt down other players like prey, just like a psycho killer! No need to worry about going to jail, because on this server, anything goes! Embrace your inner Jeffrey Dahmer and Ted Bundy and let your wildest dreams come true in a virtual world of chaos and madness! Join now for a thrilling experience that will leave you questioning reality!

BroLockedBroLol

BroLockedBroLol, brother locked in bedroom, cleaning up, first home together, handle snapped off, house sharing, kicking door in, leaving pissy bottle, livid, new chapter, outside bin, plastic bottle of piss, refusing to leave work, sibling conflict, unreasonable, UNSANITARY, wee out of window, weeing in bottle

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	2859
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Are you tired of dealing with locked up siblings who resort to extreme measures to relieve themselves? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you won’t have to kick down any doors to escape your brother’s pee-filled bottles.

On our server, you’ll never have to worry about being locked in a room or finding surprise pee bottles in the kitchen. We guarantee a pee-free environment and plenty of fun and excitement for all players.

So why wait? Join us now and leave the drama behind! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a hidden treasure chest filled with golden pee bottles (just kidding, that would be gross).

HouseWeirdo Minecraft SMP

Abnormal, atypical, BIZARRE, eccentric, eXtraordinary, HouseWeirdo, idiosyncratic, Minecraft, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Uncanny, uncommon, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1717
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	1408	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously! I was playing on it the other day and I saw the craziest thing at someone’s house. They had a giant statue of a chicken made out of diamonds, like what even?! And then I went inside and they had a room filled with nothing but cakes, like who needs that many cakes?! It was so random and hilarious, you never know what you’ll find on this server. So come join us and see all the wacky stuff for yourself, it’s a total blast!

FriendshipCraft

acceptance, BETRAYAL, Closure, Communication, coping, forgiveness, friendship, FriendshipCraft, Grief, healing, HEARTBREAK, letting go, Loneliness, Loss, Memories, misunderstanding, moving forward, moving on, Reflection, self-care, Support

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3693
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Dragons Tamed:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Star Shards Collected:	218
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Towns Built:	8

Are you tired of losing your best friend in the depths of the Nether? Well, fear no more because on our epic Minecraft server, you’ll never have to worry about losing your buddy again! Join us and embark on ridiculous adventures, like riding pigs into battle against evil creepers or building a giant statue of a dancing chicken. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your lost friend trapped in a dungeon guarded by a horde of zombie villagers! So come on, join our server and let the wacky shenanigans begin!

Playing Kalmara! Games from 2 people! server minecraft

#Chandox, #Chosanva, #gameavavkalmara, #KansplA YER067, #khwanchunho, #KOREANSERIES, #MOTHEROF THEEVERYTHING, #Oilnami, #RedSmallSubslite, #Socio-equality, #Songhun, #SugarYearsh, #SURVIVALDRAMA, Drama, Front Line, kdrama, koreandrama, Netflix, southkorean, squidgame, tvseries

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	6371
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Zombie Dances:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4

Description of server play here, playing a squid with the ability to become a guard! Protection from bots – fascinating as in a real game! You can become a overseer for free ## tags about the game in the squid: General tags: * #gameavavkalmara * #squidgame * #NETFLIX * #KOREANDRAMA * #SURVIVALDRAMA * #Koreanseries * #KDRAMA * #MOTHER OF THE EVERYTHING * #Drama * #TV series * #South Korean Serial Tags by characters: * #Songhun (or #Player456) * #Chosanva (or #Player218) * #Kanspl AYER067)* # Oilnami (or #Player001) * #Chandox (or #Player101) * #khwanchunho * #front -line, Games: * #Red Small Subslite * #Sugar Yearsh #Socio -equality * #Capitalism * #debts * #Hope * #Despite * #Friendship * #betrayal * #greed * #Survival * #Human Directory Tags for discussions and theories: * #squidgametheries * #theory of the Great -Street * #SQUIDGAMEDISSISION * #Discussion of the Foreign Affairs * Ending * #End -City Street Tags for fan content: * #squidgamefanart * #squidgamemes * #squidgamecosplasplay * #squidgameeds Additional tags (English): * #squidgamenetflix * #SURVIVALGAMS * #Koreanthriller * #NET FlixSeries * #MUSTWATCH

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Lost in Anime Land 1.21.4

1.21.4, Absurd, Absurdity, Anime, anime binge, braincells, brainless, considerable, dumb, Entertainment, feel, guilty pleasure, Land, LOSING, Lost, mind-boggling, mind-numbing, MINDLESS, mindless entertainment, Ridiculous, silly, time wasting, Watching

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	3517
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Yo, bro, do you love watching anime that makes you feel like you’re losing brain cells faster than a creeper blows up your house? Well, do I have the Minecraft server for you! Join us for a wild ride of nonsensical plots, cringey dialogue, and characters that make you question your own existence. It’s like watching a train wreck in slow motion, but in Minecraft form. So come on, join us and let’s all collectively lose our minds together!

ExTextEmbarrass – Minecraft Server

Blocking, Boundaries, Communication, Delivered, Detachment, EMBARRASSMENT, ex, ExTextEmbarrass, friendship, funny, ghosting, Minecraft, misunderstanding, moving on, no contact, normal response, reconciliation, relationship, response, School, sense, Server, Texting

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	4531
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	335
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Dragon Scales Harvested:	213
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9256

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds like a soap opera! Join now for a chance to witness the epic tale of a 17-year-old girl and her ex-boyfriend, who is apparently so detached he’s practically in orbit.

Watch as she breaks all the rules of no contact and even threatens to sign him up for the marines, navy, army, and even Scientology (yes, you read that right). Will she ever get a response on WhatsApp? Will she send that hilariously threatening message? Who knows, but one thing’s for sure – this server is the place to be for all the juicy gossip and outrageous antics.

Join now and experience the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

BarkBusterzMC

anti bark device range, back deck, backyard, BarkBusterzMC, barking issue, bored dog, council complaints, dog training, duplex, full time work from home, high pitched frequency, high window, lack of stimulation, neighbours dog, noise disturbance, offer to walk, peace and quiet, ultrasonic anti bark device, unpleasant sound., WIBTA

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	7088
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	367	Titanic Battles Fought:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	100	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Are you tired of your neighbor’s dog barking all day and night, ruining your peaceful Minecraft building sessions? Join our server and never worry about annoying barks again! Our server is equipped with an ultrasonic anti bark device that will zap any noisy dogs into silence with a high pitched frequency sound. No need to confront your neighbors or call the council, just hop on our server and enjoy the peace and quiet while you mine and craft to your heart’s content. Plus, rumor has it that the dog’s barks were actually a secret code to find hidden treasure in the game…join now and uncover the mystery!

SMP LonelyHearts Minecraft SMP

Communication, compatibility, DATING, emotional connection, Honesty, humor, intelligence, Kindness, LonelyHearts, long-term commitment, love, loyalty, Minecraft, must haves, relationships, Respect, Shared values, Significant Other, single people, smp, Support, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6530
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Votes:	9838
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, have I got the perfect SMP for you! Picture this: a server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you flowers instead of blowing you up. And get this, the villagers are all secretly trained ninjas who will protect you from any pesky mobs.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear waiting to be found. Plus, every full moon, the sky turns into a giant pixel art of a dancing llama.

So why wait? Join our wacky, wild, and totally nonsensical SMP today for the adventure of a lifetime! Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, you might even find your Minecraft soulmate along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some epic shenanigans!