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Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 7295 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 5 |
Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2638 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 8 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 283 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Star Shards Collected: | 206 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 7 |
Join Team Perky and fight alongside our fearless leader, Sir Perk-a-lot, as we take on the evil forces of Team Saggy led by the notorious Lady Saggy-bottom. Rumor has it that she once defeated an entire army of creepers with just a fishing rod and a bucket of lava.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Perky Tower, a massive structure made entirely out of pink wool and filled with hidden treasures. Will you be brave enough to explore its depths and claim the ultimate prize – a pair of enchanted diamond leggings that make your character’s butt look extra perky?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and choose your side – Team Perky or Team Saggy. The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands!