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Phase Shitter Minecraft SMP Leader

achievement, determination, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, empowerment of women, equality, inclusion, inspiration, leader, leadership, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, phase, pride, progress, resilience, shitter, smp, strength, success, triumph, Unity, Victory

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	38
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Alien Abductions:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	5084
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays nice and builds cute little houses together? Well, look no further because on our server, Phase single-handedly led us to greatness while simultaneously taking down browns, making sisters and trannies seethe with jealousy. How did she do it, you ask? By unleashing her epic Minecraft skills and trolling abilities, of course! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama, chaos, and epic battles. Who needs peace and harmony when you can have all this insanity instead? Join now and be a part of the madness!

Kamala’s Crafty Minecraft Server

2020 election, Campaign, CHANGE, Crafty, democratic party, Diversity, election, empowerment, female politician, Government, history-making, kamala harris, Kamalas, leadership, Minecraft, policy, Politics, progressive, representation, Server, trailblazer, united states, vice president, Voting

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	602
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	244
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to have a wild time! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Kamala Harris herself plays on our server and she’s always looking for new friends to build with! That’s right, you could be crafting blocks right alongside the future Vice President of the United States! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret government experiment to train the next generation of Minecraft warriors to defend against a zombie apocalypse. So, if you want to hone your skills and have a blast doing it, come join us today! And remember, a vote for Kamala is a vote for fun!

Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

bamco, business decisions, canceling games, company restructuring, corporate culture, downsizing, employment issues, Failed, firing employees, game development, job loss, Layoffs, layoffs news, Minecraft, smp, Termination, termination of projects, unknown 9, Video Game (Industry), video games, workforce reduction, YOU DID THIS

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Dimension Hops:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

TartarusCore Minecraft server

2b2t, Minecraft, pirated launchers, Russian, Server, TartarusCore

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	3170
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Russian analogue of 2b2t for pirated launchers!

play.tartaruscore.ru

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

#Falcom President, #Trail through Daybreak II, Crafty, demo gameplay, Dengeki stream, Downloads, Falcom, Farewell O Zemuria, guides, interview, Kai no Kiseki, Minecraft, Mods, physical copies sold, pre-patched translations, saves, Server, Steam, survey, trails in the sky, translation patches, Trophy List, undub patches, Ys X: Nordics

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	9419
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most insane place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join us for epic battles against giant creepers, where the explosions are so big they’ll make your screen shake! Build your own castle made entirely out of diamond blocks and watch as jealous players try to steal your treasure!

But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot and dangerous mobs that will test your skills to the limit. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies dance the cha-cha!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong sword, because you never know what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of Minecraft mayhem!

“We’re not gonna rig it” Minecraft SMP

activism, CHANGE, Democracy, don’t pick oranglini, empowerment, equality, fight the powers, freedom, Gonna, Justice, Minecraft, our life, our song, political activism, Power to the people, protest, resistance, Rig, rigging, right to choose, smp, voting rights, you don’t belong

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	1841
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Players Killed by Monsters:	4304
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	30
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever join! We promise we won’t rig anything… unless it’s a TNT trap to prank your friends! We’ve got the right to choose our shenanigans and there’s no way we’ll lose at having the most fun on this server.

Join us and fight the powers that be… or just build a giant statue of a potato, we won’t judge. Don’t be an oranglini and come hang out with us, because if you don’t know us, you don’t belong! So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s not rig it anymore… unless it’s for a hilarious prank!

Crafty People Minecraft Server

Communication, Crafty, extroversion, extrovert, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, Hermit, Insecurity, introversion, Introvert, ISOLATION, Loneliness, Minecraft, people, relationships, self worth, Server, Social, social anxiety, Social Skills, social validation, socializing, validation, validation seeking

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	905
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92

Are you tired of feeling like a social hermit in the Minecraft world? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you! Join us and become the equivalent of a social whore, getting validation from all the players you interact with. Our extroverted players will give you the 5% fucks you need to feel validated, while you can still give 80% of your fucks to your close friends. It’s a win-win situation! Don’t be a social hermit anymore, join our server and become the social butterfly you’ve always wanted to be!

Bag – Minecraft SMP Blue Archive General

4koma, Archive, Autumn Livestream, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Blue, blue archive, Commissions, Event Pre-Registration, general, Grand Assault, Gregorius, guides, Hards, Heavy Armor, Kikyou, Koyuki, kurokage, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Minecraft, Nagisa, PVs, Renge, Resources, ROADMAP, SCHALE Settlement Task, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Toki, Yukari

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1768
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting happening? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

We’ve got grand assaults, limit break assaults, and even 2x Normals/Scrimmages for all you PvP lovers out there. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got events like “Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council” – because who doesn’t love a good bookkeeping challenge in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you might just encounter Gregorius in an indoors torment with heavy armor – talk about a boss battle like no other! And if you’re lucky, you might even come across the Fury of Set in a field with special armor – it’s like a Minecraft fantasy come to life!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most outrageous adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world of Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a wild ride)!

Ambush Traps Minecraft Server

Ambush, ambush awareness, ambush countermeasures, ambush defense, ambush escape, ambush evasion, ambush preparedness, ambush prevention, ambush response, ambush response tactics, ambush response training, ambush security, ambush strategy, ambush survival, ambush tactics, ambush techniques, ambush traps, Minecraft, Server, trap design, trap placement, Traps

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6365
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with ambush traps that will keep you on your toes at all times!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, BOOM! A trap door opens beneath you and you fall into a pit of lava. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! We promise you’ll be laughing as you watch your friends get pranked left and right.

And that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground maze filled with twists, turns, and deadly creatures. Only the bravest players will make it out alive, but hey, at least you’ll have a great story to tell your friends!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild ride of ambush traps and outrageous adventures. Just remember to watch your back at all times – you never know what crazy surprises await you around the corner!

Encoder-less Video SBCs Minecraft SMP

4K60, Advanced technology, Alternatives, Digital Media, diy projects, Encoderless, Encoding, Hardware, high resolution, innovation, Mainstream, Minecraft, mini computers, multimedia, Raspberry Pi, SBCS, smp, tech solutions, Technology, Video, video encoders, video processing, video production, video streaming

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8303
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Magic Items Found:	3743
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everything is normal and predictable? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where SBCs no longer have video encoders because, let’s be honest, who needs them anyway?

But wait, there’s more! In this crazy world, you’ll have to buy special items to encode over 4k60 because why make things easy when you can make them ridiculously complicated?

Join us for insane adventures, unexpected twists, and a community of players who are just as bonkers as you are. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness!