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Shit Show Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1176
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Animals Bred:	185
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Star Shards Collected:	228

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is so epic that even the pixels in each frame have more effort put into them than the last ten years of blockbuster movies! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, ridiculous builds, and a community crazier than a herd of exploding creepers. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Why Are They Trying To Make The Comedian Puerto Rico Thing Such… Minecraft SMP

Attention, Backlash, big deal, Celebrity, comedian, comedy, controversy, criticism, Entertainment, forced, Media, Minecraft, News, nobody cares., overblown, public opinion, Puerto, Puerto Rico, rico, smp, social media, Such, trending, Unnecessary, viral

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	4225
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Crops Grown:	7089
Players Killed by Monsters:	8867	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Gods Slained:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Join our wild and wacky SMP where the only rule is to have fun! We have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that leads to a giant cake made of diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once challenged a creeper to a dance-off and won! Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life – join now and let the laughter begin!

GunkCraft

#youtube, Community, Discord, Economy, Fun, MCMMO, Plugins, PvP, Slimefun4, Store, Support, Survival, tiktok, vanilla minecraft, warzone

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Villages Defended:	19
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Play Vanilla Minecraft with plugins that spice up the game by adding Slimefun4 MCMMO, and a Warzone!

Interact with the kind community and have some fun!

Version: 1.20.4

Discord/Support Server: https://discord.gg/pajPXHV6 Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/@Gunkis1 TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@gunkis12 Store: https://gunkcraft.tebex.io

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Pixelated Pleasures Minecraft Server

ACO, ai, aids, AMD GPU, Archive, AUTOMATIC1111, Celebs, Characters, ComfyUI, controlnet, ddg, DEGenrated Art, EDG, Embeddings, FAQ, fetish content, Forge, hdg, kdg, ldg, Link Hub, Local install, LoRa Training, Minecraft, models, OP Pasta, Pink Panties, pixelated, pleasures, PonyXL Information, porn, prompts, Related boards, Repository, Samplers, SDG, Server, SLOP, Trash, udg, vtai, ydg

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	149
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Alien Abductions:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	28
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Welcome to the Pink Panties Edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with dancing llamas wearing pink panties. Legend has it that whoever finds this dungeon will be granted unlimited diamonds and the ability to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most bizarre creatures you’ve ever seen. From flying pigs to talking trees, you never know what you’ll encounter next.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and don’t forget to pack your sense of humor!

Minecraft SMP – /sfg/ – Creeper Fighter General

3s, a2, a3, capcom, Capcom Pro Tour 2024, creeper, CVS2, Fightcade, fighter, Fighting Game Glossary, fighting games, frame data, gameplay, general, Guide, High level replays, Minecraft, S2 Balance Patch, sfg, smp, st, street fighter, street fighter 6, SuperCombo Wiki, Terry teaser, year 2 character reveal

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3286
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	8

Welcome to the most epic and chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane builds, crazy pranks, and unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a battle against a group of evil chickens who were plotting to take over the entire world of Minecraft. With the help of their fellow SMP members, they embarked on a quest to defeat the chicken army and save the day. It was a battle like no other, filled with explosions, flying pigs, and a surprise appearance by a giant talking potato.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret treasure hunts, epic PvP battles, and the occasional dance party in the Nether. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cake.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be sure to watch out for those evil chickens…they’re always up to no good.

Cluster Craft

Adventure, Android, bedrock edition, building, Community, Crafting, Creative mode, Cross-Play, Economy, Exploration, Faction, java edition, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Redstone, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, windows

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	760
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	17	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Cluster Craft is a Minecraft Server with a Survival Economy Theme which can be played on Android and Windows platforms

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Country Freaks Minecraft Server

acceptance, Country, cultural norms, discrimination, Diversity, equality, Freaks, Gay, Gender Identity, Homophobia, intersectionality, LGBTQ, lgbtq rights, marginalized communities, Minecraft, minority groups, prejudice, Server, sexual orientation, social norms, societal expectations, Stereotypes, white males

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3149
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	3145	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Are you tired of living in a world where white males are labeled as gay freaks? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all white males with open arms and no judgment! Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow sheep, disco parties in the mines, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Don’t miss out on the chance to break free from society’s stereotypes and embrace your inner fabulousness on our one-of-a-kind server. Join now and let your rainbow flag fly high!

> Open Torrent Client As Peer Minecraft SMP

Client, close torrent client, data sharing, downloading files, downloading torrents, file sharing, internet piracy, Minecraft, Open, open torrent client, P2P network, Peer, saves everybody’s arse, seeding, smp, torrent, torrent client software, torrenting, torrenting best practices, torrenting community, torrenting etiquette, torrenting programs, torrenting protocol, torrenting safety, torrenting tips

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	986
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the torrent client is the real MVP. Imagine this: you’re mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly the server is about to crash. But fear not, because the torrent client swoops in and saves the day, saving everyone’s arse in the process. Who knew a peer-to-peer file sharing program could be the hero we never knew we needed in Minecraft? Join now for all the chaotic fun and unexpected twists that only our server can provide!

InfinityPvP | Paramilitary Hunger Games Minecraft server

battlefield, Clan, Clans, Combat, Donations, Economy, Events, firearms, Forward Unto Dawn, Game, Hunger Games, InfinityPvP, Minecraft, No Private, Paramilitary, Pirate, PvE, PvP, Rewards, Russian, TEAM

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	4696
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

InfinityPvP is a Battlefield style game server where everyone can show themselves in combat with firearms!

Kill players on the map, get money, upgrade your clan, take part in wonderful events, receive high rewards and enjoy a comfortable, fast game!

“Forward Unto Dawn” team.

infpvp.ru

Genius Henya’s VOMS Minecraft Server

#youtube, Amano Pikamee Archive, Archive, Daimonji Ryugon, Ebosi, Former members, GENIUS, Haneuzu Miuneru, Henya THe Genius, Henyas, Hikasa Tomoshika, Jitomi Monoe, Michimata Batoya, Minecraft, ragtag, Server, Sweep edition, twitch, Uemine Noruju, VOMS, VOMS Project, vshojo, vsj, VT, vtvsj, Zengaku Sanparo

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2602
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3140	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Dragon Eggs Found:	7509	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Votes:	3844
Dimension Hops:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your imagination? Look no further than our server, where Henya the Genius himself plays and builds epic structures that will blow your mind! Join forces with former VOMS Project members like Hikasa Tomoshika, Haneuzu Miuneru, Daimonji Ryugon, Zengaku Sanparo, Uemine Noruju, and Michimata Batoya to create the craziest world you’ve ever seen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Ebosi, formerly known as Jitomi Monoe, has hidden secret treasures all over the server for you to find. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Amano Pikamee Archive, where rare items and artifacts are waiting to be discovered.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.