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PlastiCraft: Microplastic Mayhem

antibiotic resistance genes, aquatic environments, gene mobility, MAYHEM, microbiota, Microplastic, microplastics, mobile genetic elements, mobile resistome, PlastiCraft, Plastiome, Plastisphere

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	5506
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	4455	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We got a whole bunch of plastic stuff going on here, like a plastisphere-enriched mobile resistome in aquatic environments. Yeah, you heard me right, we’re all about that plastic life!

Our microplastics associated microbiota is off the chain, enriching antibiotic resistance genes like it’s nobody’s business. And get this, we even enhance gene mobility through mobile genetic elements. How insane is that?!

Join us on this wild ride and experience a whole new level of Minecraft madness. Who needs boring old regular servers when you can be part of the Plastiome crew? Don’t miss out on all the plastic-tastic fun, come and join us now!

The Earth Factions

Bedwars, build battle, Creative, Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5118
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19

welcome to The Earth Factions! We are an Earth server centred around world building nations, towns and history on a Minecraft Java 1.20.6 server using the Towny plugin.

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Prosper SMP: Vanilla Survival Server – Now with Bluemap, Discord, and a Voice Plugin! (Age 16+)

age, Anarchy, Bluemap, build projects, clowns, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Griefers, hackers, ideals, join Discord, Mature, new members, Plugin, Prosper, respectful, rules, Server, shared interests, smp, Survival, Vanilla, Variety of Games, VOICE, Welcoming

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	7285
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Tired of your SMP’s dying off? Join a long-standing community with friendly and mature players who enjoy playing Minecraft and other games together. Major build projects are always in progress, and new members are welcomed!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
How long has the server been active?	The server has been active for the past few years with a dedicated community.
What does the Discord server offer?	The Discord server encourages playing a variety of games with other community members while keeping Minecraft as the center of focus.
Are there any specific rules for the server?	The server is light on rules but does not tolerate hackers or griefers. Respectful behavior towards other players is expected.
Do I need to join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server?	Yes, all members must join the Discord server to access the Minecraft server.

NoCompaniono Minecraft Server

Abandoned, Bitch, DRUG, ex, FLIRTING, Happy, love, love bomb, love-creep, Men, Minecraft, missing, NoCompaniono, rape, relationship, Respect, Server, sex, slit throat, vicariously, Women

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	5207
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Endless Night Skies:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	90	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in spreading love and joy through virtual blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with endless adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a special feature where you can ride pigs into battle against evil zombies and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to see that?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with friendly players who are always ready to team up and conquer the virtual world together. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties every Saturday night. Trust us, you don’t want to miss out on that!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is also home to a magical unicorn that poops out diamonds. Yes, you read that right. Diamonds. So come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might even find your virtual soulmate who will love you forever and ever. Just like in real life, but with more creepers. Let’s make Minecraft great again!

HadithCraft Minecraft Server

#Quran, Country, FAITH, favourite hadith, HadithCraft, Islam, Islamic beliefs, Islamic culture, Islamic heritage, Islamic history, Islamic principles, Islamic quotes, Islamic sayings, Islamic teachings, Islamic traditions, Islamic values, Islamic wisdom, Minecraft, Muslim, Prophet Muhammad, religious quotes, Server, spirituality

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	3495
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Buildings Constructed:	20
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Farms Harvested:	543
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll have the chance to participate in epic Hadith battles where players compete to see who can recite the most outrageous Hadith in their country. From flying camels to talking donkeys, you never know what kind of wacky Hadith you’ll come across next!

But that’s not all – our server also features a special “Halal or Not” mini-game where players have to guess whether certain activities are considered halal or haram. Trust us, you’ll be surprised by some of the answers!

So why wait? Join our server today and get ready for a wild and hilarious Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew Hadith could be so much fun?

RedHotBridesmaid

ANNOYING, attendees, Best Friend, bombshell, Bridesmaid, bridezilla, demure, dress, frivolous problem, full glam, hailey, inserts, maid of honor, Old Hollywood glam, red, RedHotBridesmaid, ruby lips, Selena, Sexy, upstage, Wedding

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7118
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	21	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	7747
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of boring weddings where everyone looks the same? Do you want to unleash your inner bombshell and show off those legs that have been hidden away for too long? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the most glamorous and drama-filled wedding ever!

Imagine a world where the bride is a stunning Selena and the Maid of Honor is a bombshell Hailey, both trying to outshine each other in the most fabulous way possible. With dress choices that range from demure to full-on glam, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Witness the bride rejecting dresses for making models look “fat” and the Maid of Honor getting wolf whistles for her daring fashion choices. Who will steal the show at this virtual wedding extravaganza? Join now and find out!

But beware, this server is not for the faint of heart. With fashion drama at every turn and outrageous dress codes to follow, only the boldest players will survive. Are you ready to strut your stuff and show the world your inner bombshell? Then join us and let the fashion games begin!

InstantLingo Minecraft Server

foreign language, instant learning, InstantLingo, language acquisition, language acquisition process, Language Choice, language fluency, language learning, language learning apps, language learning resources, language learning software, language learning strategies, language learning techniques, language learning tips, language mastery, language preference, language proficiency, language selection, language skills, language study, Minecraft, multilingualism, Server

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	1419
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Holy Grails Found:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4	Ores Mined:	1767
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll be speaking in tongues in no time! Literally, because we have a magical language-learning feature that allows you to instantly become fluent in any language you choose. Want to impress your friends with your newfound Klingon skills? Done. Need to negotiate with a group of Spanish-speaking villagers? No problem. Our server is not just about building and surviving, it’s about expanding your linguistic horizons in the most absurdly awesome way possible. So come join us and start chatting up a storm in languages you never knew existed!

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger

CraftyTeacherLifeChanger, education, empowerment, encouragement, Gratitude, guidance, Impact, influential, inspiration, learning, life changing, life lessons, mentor, Mentorship, motivation, personal growth, positive influence, Role Model, Support, Teacher, transformation

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Crops Grown:	1047	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Have you ever had a teacher so legendary that they literally changed your life? Well, imagine a whole Minecraft server filled with teachers like that! Join us and experience the magic of learning while building epic structures and battling mobs. Our teachers will inspire you to reach new heights in both education and Minecraft skills. Plus, rumor has it that the headmaster is actually a wizard who can summon dragons to help you in your quests. So come on, join us and let’s make some educational magic happen!

PutinCraft Server – Defending Good Villains

Backlash, Candidate, controversy, criticism, Defending, Defense, Diplomacy, election, Good, international relations, interview, Media, opinion, Politics, public figure, putin, PutinCraft, Reform UK, russia, salisbury, Server, Statement, very good, Villains, world leader

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	1766
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Votes:	8427	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13

so like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server where the owner thinks putin is like, super cool? well u found the right place, cuz on this server, we stan putin like no other! come join us and build ur own putin shrine, or maybe even reenact the time he wrestled a bear shirtless (not recommended in real life, kids). plus, our community is full of putin enthusiasts who will shower u with love and support for ur undying love for the russian president. so what r u waiting for? join now and let’s make putin proud! #putinforlife #minecraftputinfans #bestserverever

CraftyTroops: PyongyangBound

Conflict, CraftyTroops, Diplomacy, east asia, eastern europe, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global affairs, Government, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Military, military intervention, News, North Korea, Politics, Pyongyang, PyongyangBound, SECURITY, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	5788
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	21	Love Letters Sent:	18
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	8962	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35

LOL U GUYS, SO THIS MINECRAFT SERVER IS LIT AF, LIKE NORTH KOREA LEVEL LIT. WE GOT KIM JONG-UN HIMSELF PLAYING ON HERE, BUILDING NUKES AND STUFF. HE PROMISED TO SEND TROOPS TO UKRAINE IN THE GAME WITHIN A MONTH, LIKE WHAT EVEN? JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SEE SOME CRAZY SH*T GO DOWN, WE GOT MISSILE LAUNCHES AND DIPLOMATIC DRAMA ALL IN ONE MINECRAFT SERVER. PLUS, WE GOT UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS, BECAUSE WHY THE HECK NOT? JOIN NOW OR MISS OUT ON THE MOST INSANE MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE. KIM JONG-UN APPROVES THIS MESSAGE.