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Deranged Minecraft SMP Edrone

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or hilarity? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most outrageous server you’ll ever join!

Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, treasure hunts for enchanted golden carrots, and even a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJs.

But that’s not all! We have a legendary tale of a player who built a roller coaster that went so fast, it broke the laws of physics and launched them into the Nether. And don’t even get us started on the time a player tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

So why wait? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and experience the insanity for yourself. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, nothing is too wild on our server!

Sister’s Bullying Me Minecraft Server

anger, Boundaries, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, coping mechanisms, Emotional Abuse, family counseling, Family issues, Minecraft, self defense, Server, sibling aggression, sibling conflict, sibling dynamics, sibling mediation, sibling rivalry, sibling support, sibling violence, sister, sisters, toxic relationships

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3906
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Villages Defended:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	96	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Are you tired of getting bullied by your sister for not doing her ridiculous tasks in real life? Well, we have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and unleash all your anger by building a virtual world where you can beat up your sister (in-game, of course) without any consequences!

Our server is filled with crazy adventures and challenges that will help you forget all about your annoying sister. Build epic structures, fight off mobs, and make new friends who won’t bully you like she does. So what are you waiting for? Join now and show your sister who’s boss in the virtual world!

CopaLib’s Banheirao Adventures – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	1380
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of llamas, and have epic dance parties in the Nether!

Our server is home to a community of players who are as crazy as a creeper on a sugar rush. We once had a player who built a rollercoaster that went through the End dimension, only to have it crash into a dragon mid-flight! True story.

But that’s not all! We also have weekly llama races where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted saddle, and every full moon we hold a massive fireworks show that can be seen from space (if Minecraft had a space dimension, that is).

So come join us and embrace the madness! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen, because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules. Let’s see what kind of shenanigans we can get into together!

Crafty Choku Minecraft Server

boys restroom, Choku, Crafty, Daily Choku, daily manga series, date invitation, friendless, Funny Comedy, high school, Manga, Minecraft, Mizuhashi Nao, Nico Tanigawa, nosebleeds, quirky, romance, Serika, Server, shy protagonist, slice of life, toilet games, turning world upside down, unconventional relationship, Watamote

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	4738
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time like no other! Our server is filled with unconventional and quirky relationships, just like in this hilarious comedy by Nico Tanigawa. Imagine a world where girls poop in the men’s restroom and get nosebleeds all the time – that’s the kind of chaos you can expect on our server!

In our server, you’ll meet characters like Mizuhashi Nao, a shy and friendless gamer who spends his breaks in the toilet. But watch out, because you might just run into an upperclassman like Serika, who will turn your world upside down with her crazy antics. Who knew a simple date invitation could lead to such madness?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes and make you laugh until you cry, look no further! Join us now for a rain of shifting feelings and unforgettable moments. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

DumpsterFire Minecraft SMP

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6133
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	138	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Magical Moments Shared:	8
Votes:	2234	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of deranged llamas who have a penchant for causing mischief and mayhem. You never know what crazy antics they’ll pull next!

2. We have a secret underground base filled with enchanted diamond pickaxes and golden apples that can only be accessed by completing a series of ridiculous challenges, such as singing “Baby Shark” in your best opera voice.

3. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest somewhere in the server that contains a stack of emerald blocks and a pet dragon named Fluffy. But beware, the chest is guarded by a gang of zombie pigmen who love to breakdance.

4. Our community is filled with eccentric players who have built everything from giant roller coasters made entirely out of TNT to replica castles of cheese. You never know what wacky creations you’ll stumble upon!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those sneaky llamas!

✅✅SKYBARS❤️SURVIVAL❤️MINI-GAMES✅✅✅ Minecraft server

2b2t, Among us, Amongus, Anarchy, Ant Battle, battle arena, beach holidays, Bed wars, Bedwars, brawl stars, build battle, Casino, Castle Battle, Clan Wars, club, cs go, Deathrun, Egg wars, Fishing, Griefersky, Hide and seek, Hobo Survival, Hunger Games, Lucky blocks, Magic, Maniac, Mario Party, Mini Games, Mob Arena, Murdermystery, one block, Paintball, Parkour, pumping mobs, Quake, Shop, Sky Wars, SKYBARS, Skyblock, Skypvp, Skywars, Spleef, Survival, the hunger games, TNT Run, top best clans, trampolines, Weddings, work

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	9270
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Magic Items Found:	4454	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

✨ SkyBars Minecraft server – from version 1.8 to the latest ✨

✅ — Get a free donation using the /free command

✅ — Popular modes: BedWars, SkyPvP, SkyWars, The Hunger Games, Griefersky, MurderMystery, AmongUS, Brawl Stars, 2b2t, Anarchy, Survival and Bum Survival

✅ — Clan wars, battle arena and top best clans

✅ — Statistics for the most successful players

✅ — Entertainment for every taste: parkour, trampolines, club, casino, pumping mobs, fishing, beach holidays, magic, work, weddings, shop, things of God and anti-cheat

✅ — Unique plugins developed by our programmers

✅ — Rare wipes and a world of donors without wipes

✅ — Secret Easter eggs, hidden gifts and secret places

✅ — Popular YouTubers often film on the server

⚡ Website: https://skybars.me

⚡ VKontakte: https://skybars.me/vk

⚡ Discord: https://skybars.me/discord

❤️ SkyBars is a cozy server with an experienced administration that ensures a comfortable game without lags. Beautiful buildings, unique plugins and a lot of entertainment await you. We have been working for more than 5 years and continue to delight players with high-quality gameplay!

MCRJ1.SKYBARS.ME

Crafty Carly’s Dating Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3160
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Runes Activated:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Buildings Constructed:	39
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	17

Are you tired of your boring love life in the real world? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you have a realistic chance of dating Carly Rae Jepsen! That’s right, forget Tinder or Bumble, all you need is a pickaxe and some diamond armor to win her heart.

Imagine taking Carly on a romantic horseback ride through the pixelated sunset, or building a castle together out of blocks of love. Who needs real-life dating when you can woo a pop star in the virtual world?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start crafting your way to Carly’s heart. Who knows, maybe she’ll even write a love song about you!

Destroy Disney John Lasseter Career Minecraft SMP

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	2743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a soap opera on steroids! Join us for epic battles, scandalous betrayals, and more plot twists than a Disney movie!

Rumor has it that Disney tried to destroy John Lasseter’s career because he refused to make Mickey Mouse the server mascot. Instead, he wanted to make a giant talking creeper named Boom-Boom the official server mascot. Needless to say, Disney was not pleased with this idea and tried to sabotage him at every turn.

But don’t worry, our server is a safe haven for all eccentric Minecraft players who want to build, explore, and cause chaos in a world where anything is possible. So come join us and be a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience!

Haunted Asylum Minecraft Server

abandoned buildings, Asylum, chilling encounters, creepy experiences, eerie locations, former mental hospitals, ghost hunting, ghost stories, Haunted, haunted asylums, haunted buildings, haunted exploration, haunted history, haunted places, iyc, mental health institutions, Minecraft, paranormal activity, paranormal investigations, Server, spooky places, supernatural encounters, urban-exploration

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25	Glorious Feasts Held:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or thrill? Well, look no further because our server is like a haunted former mental hospital – full of surprises, mysteries, and maybe even a few ghosts!

Join us if you dare, and embark on a journey through twisted corridors and eerie hallways. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover or what spooky specters you’ll encounter along the way.

But don’t worry, we have a team of ghost hunters on standby to help guide you through the madness. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, once you enter, there’s no turning back!

Drained Balls Minecraft SMP

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	127
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	3452	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server has a reputation for draining the balls of MILLIONS of teenage boys back in the day. Why, you ask? Because the sheer excitement and adrenaline rush of playing on this server is enough to make anyone lose their mind (and other things).

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are just as crazy as you are. We’ve got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who likes to blow things up just for fun.

So why should you join this server? Because where else can you find a place that will make you laugh, cry, and scream in terror all at the same time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s drain some balls together!