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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 4323 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Ether Blades Crafted: | 17 | Mineshafts Explored: | 2 |
Enchantments Applied: | 113 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 13 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 14 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 |
Our server is like no other, where you can mine for diamonds while dodging pesky zombies and skeletons. But that’s not all – we have a special surprise waiting for you at the end of every rainbow block!
Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon a hidden village filled with villagers who traded emeralds for the most outrageous items. From enchanted swords to magical potions, you never know what you’ll find in this wacky world.
And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not take a dip in our lava-filled pool? It’s the hottest spot on the server, literally!
So what are you waiting for? Join us on this crazy Minecraft journey and who knows, you might just find your very own Bolivian prostitute with a massive bunda waiting for you at the end of the rainbow. Just kidding, but seriously, join us now for a wild time you’ll never forget!