| Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8381 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 16 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 50 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5275 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 6 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Votes: | 7276 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Join us for insane adventures like riding pigs through lava pits, battling zombie chickens in diamond armor, and building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of TNT. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.
But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground disco club where players can dance the night away to the latest Minecraft remixes. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a creeper breakdancing in the corner.
So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft fun you’ve ever had. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of chaos – you’re gonna need it!
| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3512 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Zombie Dances: | 2 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2548 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 11 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is endorsed by the one and only Sayu, the queen of Minecraft herself. She streams live on Twitch and YouTube, where you can watch her save the grass in real-time. Plus, she’s got merch that will make you the envy of all your friends.
And if you’re worried about missing out because you hate Twitch, don’t worry – Sayu streams on YouTube too, sometimes. So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around and experience the Sayu love for yourself. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 92/200 | Votes: | 1840 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 39 |
| Magical Moments Shared: | 12 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 |
| Players: | 101/900 | Votes: | 2126 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 12 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 15 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
Join us and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen while riding on the back of a flying pig! Build your dream castle out of diamond blocks and watch as it gets invaded by a horde of angry chickens armed with swords!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Foreskin Forest, where players can embark on a quest to find the elusive Golden Foreskin and unlock untold riches and glory!
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server around – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few missing brain cells)!
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 2277 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 34 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 7 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, creativity, and endless possibilities. Who needs poorly produced porn when you can build your own world and explore with friends? Say goodbye to the days of watching “extremely average people” on camera and hello to a new virtual reality where the only limit is your imagination.
So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and leave the world of lackluster porn behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 6694 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 11 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 12 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 6 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 1 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Dimension Hops: | 14 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 5044 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 8 |
| Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 20 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 16 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself! That’s right, folks, on our server, anything is possible, even partying with Minecraft legends!
But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Diamonds Are Forever” treasure hunt, where players compete to find the most diamonds while dodging lava pits and zombie hordes. The winner gets a real-life diamond (Disclaimer: diamond may be made of plastic, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Trust us, your kunt will thank you!
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 6894 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Love Letters Sent: | 2 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 12 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 19 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 8384 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 25 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 3 |
Join us and you’ll be transported to a magical land where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky! Our server is so epic that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans are happening.
But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that will follow you around and roast your enemies with fireballs. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so watch out for some spooky surprises!
So why waste your time preordering Kingdom Come 2 when you can join our insane Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Hurry up and join before the Ender Dragon steals all the cake!
