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CraftyCrushesMC

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	7572
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

BeirutBoomCraft

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Emeralds Found:	9135	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zombie Dances:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	4429
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	7481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	20
Gods Slained:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Void Gems Collected:	29	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Dragons Tamed:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	3121
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Emeralds Found:	9691
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Star Shards Collected:	228	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Buildings Constructed:	39
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Buildings Constructed:	29	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9054

Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

DockCraftStrike

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3425
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Villages Defended:	11
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Divine Spears Created:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Ores Mined:	7891
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

#youtube, alcohol, alcoholic Aussie, Australian streamer, Brood War, Casio Mario World, Crafty, CREW, game + hard, Gaming, kaizo, Live Stream, Minecraft, multistreams, Nambona, Nambona420, Nambona890, online personality, Server, shittalk, twitch, twitch streamer, Yakuza Games, YouTube content creator

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8443
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	25
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Crops Grown:	8052
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8183
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mines Excavated:	1673	Void Armor Forged:	30

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!