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CraftyCashGrab

budgeting, conspicuous consumption, consumerism, CraftyCashGrab, disposable goods, financial decisions, financial literacy, impulse buying, instant gratification, Luxury items, marketing tactics, materialism, overspending, peer pressure, personal finance, status symbols, trendy products, unnecessary expenses, unnecessary purchases, Waste of Money

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	5496
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Farms Harvested:	503	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate virtual reality shopping experience! Forget wasting money on useless gadgets and gizmos in the real world, come to our server and spend your hard-earned diamonds on virtual items that actually matter! Need a new sword to slay dragons? We got it. Want a fancy hat to impress your friends? We got that too. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual currency is worth more than real money in some alternate universe. So why waste your money on things that don’t matter when you can spend it on things that really count in the world of Minecraft? Join now and start shopping till you drop (into a pit of lava, probably).

CellBlockCraft

ATT, Breach, Calls, CellBlockCraft, cellular customers, customer data, cyber attack, cybercrime, cybersecurity, data breach, data privacy, data security, hackers, network security, personal information, phone records, privacy, SECURITY, telecommunications, texts, unauthorized access

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	1295
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

ScreenCrafters

addiction, computer screen, digital age, Digital Detox, digital devices, modern lifestyle, reducing screen time, screen addiction, screen detox, screen fatigue, screen overload, screen time, screen time management, screen-free, screen-free activities, ScreenCrafters, smartphone addiction, tablet screen, Technology, technology addiction, television screen

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Dimension Hops:	11	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Potions Brewed:	37	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14	Crops Grown:	1903
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

haha u ever had a day where u didnt see a screen? me neither! come join our minecraft server where u can escape the screen by staring at a virtual screen instead! it’s like screen-ception, but with blocks and stuff.

we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually llamas in disguise. they throw llama parties every night and do llama karaoke. it’s lit, fam.

also, did u know our server is haunted by a ghost named steve? he’s always messing with the redstone and turning all the pigs into zombies. but don’t worry, he’s a friendly ghost. just don’t make eye contact with him or he’ll steal all your diamonds.

join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and the chance to meet a llama in a suit. what more could u ask for in a minecraft server? come join us now and let’s have some fun!

UltraMindCraft: Brainwave Boost

activities, Alter, Boost, brain function, brain region, brain stimulation, brainwave, cognitive enhancement, daydreaming, envisioning the future, low-intensity ultrasound, mental health, mindfulness, neuroimaging, noninvasive, recalling memories, research, researchers, study, Technology, UltraMindCraft, Ultrasound technology

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	5902
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Farms Harvested:	528	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

so, like, this server is like, totally mind-blowing, dude. we use ultrasound technology to like, boost your mindfulness while playing Minecraft. like, imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly being hit with a wave of zen and inner peace.

our researchers have found that the low-intensity ultrasound can like, alter your brain and make you better at daydreaming, remembering stuff, and even like, seeing into the future. so, like, not only will you be a pro at Minecraft, but you’ll also be a psychic wizard or something.

join our server and experience the ultimate mind-bending, brain-altering, Minecraft-playing adventure. who needs drugs when you have ultrasound technology, amirite? come join us and level up your brain game, bro. it’s gonna be a trip, man.

Vanilla Survival: Where the only crystal around here is the clear one on the dessert table

Axes, bedrock, Bows, clear, Community, Conquer, creativity, crystal, dessert, Destruction, Dupers, east, economy plugins, Geyser, hacked clients, java, Monuments, semi anarchy, Survival, Swords, Table, Tnt, Trading, tradition, tree farms, Vanilla, world border

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3708
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Ores Mined:	6375	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	11	New Chunks Explored:	698309
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

sVanilla Survival Server Overview

Server Name	sVanilla Survival
IP Address	corn.gg
Region	USA East

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what an SMP should be. Semi Vanilla, with a few quality of life additions. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and crystal-free PvP.

Why Choose sVanilla Survival?

Melee Based PvP: Crystal PvP is disabled in favor of swords, axes, and bows.
Quality of Life: Convenient commands like Teleport, Ignore, and Sethome are provided.
Bartering Economy: Economy is based on trading with other players.
Boundless Exploration: No land claims and a 300k world border for unrestricted exploration.
Permanent Legacy: The map is permanent and will never reset.
TNT Duplication: Enabled for easier construction.

Join sVanilla Survival and become part of a community that honors the tradition of survival multiplayer. Welcome to sVanilla & enjoy your minecraft!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Are hacked clients allowed?	No, hacked clients are not allowed on sVanilla Survival.
Is crystal PvP enabled?	No, crystal PvP is disabled in favor of melee-based combat.
Are there economy plugins on the server?	No, the server economy is based on trading with other players.
Is the world map permanent?	Yes, the map is permanent and will never reset.
Are TNT duplication methods allowed?	Yes, piston and slime-based TNT dupers are enabled on the server.

GlowCraft Server: Anus Adventures

10th circle of Hell, Adventures, Anus, best out, Claim, clean, collective decision, Condemnation, condemned, dirty incel anuses, Eternity, GlowCraft, glowies, GLOWNIGGERS, Humanity, less than 30 years, new world order, once again, pathetic lives, planet earth, pogrom, reminder, Server, tongue my anus

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Dragons Tamed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Players Killed by Monsters:	4099	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

CapitulateCraft Minecraft Server

Bitcoin, Bitcoin holdings, Blockchain, CapitulateCraft, capitulation event, cryptocurrency, digital assets, Digital Currency, financial news, germany, hodl, institutional investors, Investment, long-term investment., market analysis, market correction, market manipulation, market trends, market volatility, Minecraft, miners capitulation, Mining (Industry), Server

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Votes:	8258	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have 1.800.000 Bitcoin just casually lying around – that’s 36 times more than what Germany had at one point, no big deal. Join us and maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with virtual riches beyond your wildest dreams!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of diamond-clad chickens who rule with an iron claw. Rumor has it that if you can befriend one of these feathered overlords, they’ll grant you access to their exclusive chicken dance party where the beats are as fresh as their eggs.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a virtual world filled with more riches than a dragon’s hoard and more poultry power than a barnyard coup d’état? Come on in and see for yourself – just watch out for any chickens wearing crowns, they mean business.

MomMD Minecraft Server

aita, autism, Boundaries, boundary talking, Controlled, Cool, family, Friends, impressed, Issues, middle class, Minecraft, MomMD, overstepped, panic attacks, Parent, Respect, School, Server, telling my mother, upper middle-class, wish she was a doctor, work

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	5100
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Farms Harvested:	419	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	New Chunks Explored:	938076
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Are you tired of your mom constantly nagging you about your life choices? Then join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can be whoever you want to be! No more pressure to be a doctor or lawyer, on our server, you can be a wizard, a warrior, or even a unicorn if you want!

Plus, imagine the bragging rights you’ll have when you tell your friends that your Minecraft parent is a doctor! They’ll be so jealous of your virtual family status. And who needs friends in real life when you can have a whole community of fellow Minecraft players to hang out with?

So come join us on our server, where panic attacks and autism can’t hold you back from living your best virtual life! Who needs school or work when you can be the master of your own Minecraft universe? Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers).

NoWeddingNoDiamonds

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Disappointment, emotional labor, exclusion, friendship, Help, Honesty, Invitation, LGBTQ, mutual friends, NoWeddingNoDiamonds, relationships, Respect, self-care, setting boundaries, social dynamics, Support, Understanding, Wedding

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	35
Enchantments Applied:	226	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

Are you tired of being left out of your friends’ weddings just because you’re fabulous and single? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is the place for you! Join us and build your own virtual wedding where everyone is invited, even if you’re just a background friend in real life.

Just like how John and Jane left out our poor player from their big day, you can create your own drama-filled virtual weddings and parties where everyone is welcome, no matter their relationship status. Plus, our server is filled with helpful players who will take care of your virtual animals and property while you’re off on your virtual honeymoon.

So come on down to our server and show John and Jane what they’re missing out on by excluding you from their special day. Who needs real friends when you have a whole virtual world to explore and create chaos in? Join now and let the fun begin!

InsomniaCraft Minecraft Server

anxiety, Caffeine, existential crisis, Family issues, FEARS, financial problems, Future, health concerns, insomnia, InsomniaCraft, late night thoughts, Minecraft, Nightmares, overthinking, relationships, restlessness, Server, sleeplessness, stress, Technology, uncertainty, work, worries

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7022
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	4989	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	37
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6

Are you tired of counting sheep and staring at the ceiling? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the clutches of boredom! Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of diamond-hoarding chickens.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Pillow Fort of Doom, where players must battle it out in epic pillow fights to claim the title of Pillow King or Queen. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT and a petting zoo filled with friendly zombies.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to boring nights forever!