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DreamCraft SMP: WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

confusion, Consciousness, disbelief, dream, DreamCraft, Experience, ILLUSION, imagination, lucid dream, Memory, mental state, Mind tricks, Perception, Reality, Sleep, smp, subconscious, surreal, vivid dream, waking up, WokeUpThoughtItWasReal

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6454
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	18

Have you ever dreamed of a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers give you hugs instead of exploding? Well, welcome to our wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky griefers).

Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?

LolCraft2021

amusing, chuckles, comedy, Comical, droll, Entertaining, Facetious, funny, gags, hilarious, humor, Humorist, jesting, jests, jocular, jokes, Laughter, LolCraft2021, rib-tickling, WHIMSICAL, Witty

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6968
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Farms Harvested:	304
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate comedy goldmine! Join us for a wild ride filled with hilarious mishaps, wacky characters, and outrageous adventures.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.

So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

TaiwanTussleCraft

Asia-Pacific, Beijing, China, Defense, east asia, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, military exercise, military presence, naval drills, pacific ocean, regional stability, SECURITY, SOVEREIGNTY, strategic maneuvering, taiwan, TaiwanTussleCraft, Tension, territorial dispute, war games

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7614
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A WAR GAME BUT WITHOUT THE REAL DANGER, UNLESS YOU FALL IN LAVA LOL. JOIN US AND FIGHT AGAINST THE EVIL FORCES OF CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES. WE HAVE EPIC BATTLES AND CRAZY MISSIONS THAT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL LIKE A REAL MINECRAFT WARRIOR. PLUS, WE HAVE A SECRET HIDDEN DIAMOND MINE THAT ONLY THE BRAVEST PLAYERS CAN FIND. SO COME JOIN US AND SHOW THOSE MOBS WHO’S BOSS!

Pixel Pig Plaque Buster

arterial health, arterial plaque, Blood vessels, Buster, cardiovascular disease, cardiovascular health, cardiovascular treatment, heart attacks, heart health, medical breakthrough, Medical research, nanoparticle infusion therapy, nanoparticle therapy, nanoparticle treatment, Pig, Pigs, PIXEL, plaque, plaque buildup, plaque removal, sticky plaques, stroke prevention, strokes, vascular health

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	16	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Void Gems Collected:	23
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ores Mined:	3505
Buildings Constructed:	17	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we break down sticky plaques in your blood vessels just like how this new nanoparticle infusion therapy does in pigs!

imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?

join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!

NekoHosting Public Server

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	2646
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Crops Grown:	7235
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mythical Relics Collected:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	New Chunks Explored:	952931
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!

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EchoBoxxx

22+ Worlds, box server, Dimensions, EchoBoxxx, great community, join now, Keep Inventory On, minecraft server, Non Grindy, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	8624
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	8
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Love Letters Sent:	10

#1 Box Server!

22+ WORLDS/DIMENSIONS! KEEP INVENTORY ON NON GRINDY! GREAT COMMUNITY!

JOIN NOW!

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Welcome to Nobiamia SMP: Where semi-vanilla means half of the players like vanilla ice cream, but only half!

24/7, Claiming, crafting recipes, cream, Datapack, ENERGY, Gems, Grief, HACKING, Ice, Keep Inventory, lives, Means, negative value, Nobiamia, Players, Plugins, Powers, PvP, Revival, revival tome, Semi Vanilla, Semivanilla, smp, space management, spectactor, Teams, Vanilla

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2344
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	3

Server Overview

Server Name	Nobiamia’s SMP
Max Players	25
Datapack	Bliss SMP’s datapack
Plugins	Server management plugins
Other Features	Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server?	25 players
Are there any mods on the server?	No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack
How many chunks can a player claim?	Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space
Is Keep Inventory on?	No, Keep Inventory is off on the server
What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5?	The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome
What are the server rules?	No hacking Don’t grief excessively Try not to die too much

Kickin’ It Minecraft Server

changes, Coaching, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Finally, Fixed, football, Game, Improvement, innovation, kickin, League, Minecraft, player performance, regulations, rules, Server, Someone, sports, strategy, Tactics, team dynamics, Technology

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7916
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Divine Spears Created:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5

Are you tired of regular old football games where you have to actually run around and sweat? Well, on our Minecraft server, we’ve revolutionized the game by turning it into a virtual experience! Now you can play football without ever leaving your computer chair. Just imagine the look on your friends’ faces when you tell them you scored the winning touchdown in a virtual world.

But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.

And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?

Rib Hole Cat Minecraft SMP

abscess infection, animal, Animal Behavior, animal control, animal health, autopsy, BIZARRE, cat, Dead, death, Hole, investigation, Minecraft, Mystery, Pets, Rib, ribs, smp, strange, strange occurrence, veterinarian, Wall, wildlife, YARD

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	2647
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Towns Built:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Looking for a wild and wacky Minecraft SMP to join? Well, look no further because our server is so crazy, even the animals are getting in on the action! Join now to solve the mystery of the disappearing cat ribs – did they get eaten by ants, birds, or maybe even a rogue dog with a taste for feline bones?

But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!

LunchboxLolsMC

blended families, Boundaries, children, co parenting, Communication, compassion, Conflict, custody issues, emotional impact, ex-partner, family dynamics, father figure, high conflict, judgment, LunchboxLolsMC, neglect, parenting, primary custody, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, school lunches

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	2767
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	8
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride of family feuds and school lunch drama! Our server is full of high conflict exes communicating through in-game chat, requesting lunches for their kids, and throwing shade at each other.

Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!

Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.

So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!