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Anon’s Anti-Social Minecraft Madness

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9957
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	46
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us for epic battles with zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens, or team up with your friends to take down a dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Shower of Mystical Enlightenment, where players can cleanse their souls and gain superhuman powers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get showering together!

Epic House Doctor Server

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7593
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6

so, like, imagine if, like, the house was, like, a tardis and you could, like, travel through time and space and stuff. like, you could build, like, a crazy huge tardis in this server and, like, have adventures with, like, daleks and cybermen and stuff. it would be, like, so epic and, like, totally out of this world, man. join this server and, like, be the ultimate time lord, like, ever. it’s gonna be, like, so lit, you won’t even believe it. come on, join now and, like, let’s travel through time and space together, man. it’s gonna be, like, totally mind-blowing.

EndoMac Progenitors – The Future of Minecraft

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Yo, listen up gamers! You gotta join this epic Minecraft server, cuz we got some crazy shiznit goin’ down! Scientists just found some new cells that are gonna blow your mind! These cells, called ‘EndoMac progenitors’, are like supercharged power-ups for your Minecraft world! They can repair and regenerate tissue like nobody’s business!

Imagine having a pet creeper that can actually heal you when it explodes! Or building a castle that can magically fix itself if it gets damaged! These EndoMac progenitors are gonna take your Minecraft game to a whole new level!

So come on, join us on this wild ride of discovery and adventure! Who knows what other mind-blowing secrets are waiting to be uncovered in this crazy Minecraft world! Let’s do this, gamers! Let’s conquer the unknown together!

She Killed Millions Minecraft Server

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Animals Bred:	157	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	22	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Astral Projections Made:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further than our server, where our admin is a total boss babe who has slain millions of Heartless and Unversed creatures with just a diamond sword and some epic armor. Join us if you want to witness the ultimate showdown between a fearless warrior and the forces of darkness. Plus, rumor has it that our admin once built a castle made entirely out of enchanted golden apples. So come join the fun and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every pixelated corner.

Physical Media SMP Funhouse

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	8874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Runes Activated:	8	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17
Magic Wands Crafted:	21	Titanic Battles Fought:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Crops Grown:	8336

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is there are no rules (just kidding, there are some rules, but they’re pretty funny).

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a zombie apocalypse. But don’t worry, these zombies are actually just friendly villagers in disguise! And if you manage to defeat them all, you’ll be rewarded with a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. Yeah, we told you it was wild.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. Trust us, you’ve never seen anything like it.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world. Plus, we have free cake every Friday. Yeah, you heard us right. Free cake.

TattooCraft Minecraft Server

Appearance, body autonomy, body modification, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, disagreement, emotions, Expression, Girlfriend, love and acceptance., Minecraft, personal choice, relationship, Respect, self love, Server, soulmates, Support, TattooCraft, tattoos, Understanding

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	8448
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Alien Abductions:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Villages Defended:	20	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Are you tired of boring relationships where you can’t even have an opinion on your partner’s tattoos? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

Join our server and experience the freedom to express your true feelings about tattoos without fear of being stonewalled by your significant other. Let your creativity run wild as you build your own world where tattoos are optional and opinions are encouraged.

Don’t let cold eyes and silent treatments hold you back from enjoying the game – join our server today and let the fun begin! Who knew a Minecraft server could be the solution to all your relationship problems? 😉

DadGF-FreeFootyFUN

Alone Time, blended families, Boundaries, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, DadGFFreeFootyFUN, emotional boundaries, family, father daughter, father’s girlfriend, football game, INDEPENDENCE, Parent-child relationship, personal space, quality time, relationships, Respect, respect for feelings, tradition, Understanding

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3909	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Are you tired of sharing your dad with his new girlfriend? Do you miss the good old days when it was just you and him against the world? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate father-daughter bonding time without any unwanted intruders!

On our server, you can build a virtual island house with your dad, just like the good old days. No June allowed! You can go on virtual dinner dates every Friday and have all the one-on-one time you desire. And the best part? Your dad won’t be able to ditch you for a football game with his new lady friend because he’ll be too busy mining diamonds with you!

So come join us and reclaim your rightful spot as your dad’s favorite Minecraft buddy. Who needs June when you have a pickaxe and a crafting table? Let’s build some memories together, block by block!

PassionateMC SMP – 4Causez

#sustainability, 4Causez, activism, advocacy, animal welfare, causes, Charity, civil rights, climate change, community service, education, empowerment, Environment, equality, Healthcare, HUMAN RIGHTS, mental health, Passion, PassionateMC, POVERTY, smp, social justice, volunteering

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	254
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Are you passionate about building giant statues of llamas made entirely out of diamond blocks? Or maybe you’re all about creating a secret underground lair filled with nothing but cake? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic quests, crazy challenges, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are. Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of flying pigs armed with enchanted diamond swords? Yeah, you heard that right.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let your creativity run wild…or get trampled by a stampede of rainbow-colored sheep. Either way, it’s gonna be a blast!

CraftyMyths

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	8810
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11

Join our Minecraft server if you want to uncover the truth about all the crazy conspiracy theories out there! Did you know that the moon is actually made of cheese and aliens are using it as a giant snack? Well, on our server, you can team up with other players to build a rocket ship and travel to the moon to find out for yourself! But be careful, because the moon is also home to a secret society of ninja llamas who will stop at nothing to protect their cheese stash. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime on our wacky and wild Minecraft server!

Crafty Chilean Migration: No Crime Shift

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	8621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2

so, liek, u kno wat wud b super fun? joining dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit, u wont evn believe it, bro. like, imagine a world where u can build ur own crazy creations and battle it out with other players in epic pvp battles.

u kno wat else is wild? the story behind dis server. so, like, there was dis group of haitian migrants who came to chile and everyone was all freaked out about crime, but turns out, it was all just a big misunderstanding. so now, we got dis awesome server where u can come chill and have a blast without any worries.

join us now and experience the madness for urself. trust me, u wont regret it. #minecraft4life #crazystories #joinusbro

Crafty Malaysian Men Hate Thread Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	7264
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server where the players are as wild as the game itself? Look no further! Join our server where the Filipino men are known for their handsome looks, civilized behavior, and their intense hatred for China. Rumor has it they also have bigger… swords. And don’t forget about the Malaysian men, who may look a bit like monkeys but they sure do love China (even though a quarter of them are ethnically chink). Watch as they get mogged by chinks and pajeets in their own country, all while being brown and gay. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server than this one!