Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a pack of angry wolves start chasing you because you accidentally hit one with your pickaxe. But fear not, on our server, you can tame those wolves and ride them into battle against the evil Ender Dragon!
Or how about the time you tried to build a simple house but ended up creating a giant statue of a chicken instead? Only on our server can you turn your building blunders into works of art that will leave your fellow players in stitches.
So come join us and say goodbye to anger and hello to endless laughter and fun on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have exploding creepers and derpy chickens to keep you entertained?
Once upon a time, a group of ace girls stumbled upon this magical server where the diamonds sparkled brighter than the sun and the creepers danced to the beat of their own explosion. They built the most fabulous rainbow castle you’ve ever seen and rode on the backs of flying pigs into battle against the evil Ender Dragon.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, who grants wishes to all those who can find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s dirt house into a mansion made entirely of emerald blocks. True story.
So if you want to join the ranks of the best ace girls in Minecraft history and embark on epic adventures filled with magic and mayhem, then come on down to our server! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your love for all things ridiculous. See you there!
Meet our eccentric members: – Ekkomori: She’ll scream louder than a ghast, play horror games, and lull you to sleep with ASMR. – Amora Lumina: This noblewoman is as silly as a chicken in a tuxedo, speedrunning and drawing her way to victory. – FerumiKaipa: This tomboy is as unhinged as a creeper on a sugar rush, playing indie and retro games like a boss. – Skye Senfort: A dorky mecha fan who loves action games, zatsu, and drawing like a pro. – Nemo Nevermore: She’s batshit crazy in the best way possible, dominating League, Animal Crossing, and Halo. – Mirri Saffire: An energetic girl who conquers horror games and draws like a Minecraft Picasso. – Blaise Shinryu: An ironic weeb who slays action games, Nier, and cosplay like a true legend. – Admyra Wyvernhart: Aegis-Link extraordinaire who will guide you through the madness of our server. – CunnieHoe: A Twitch sensation who will make you laugh until you cry with her outrageous antics.
But wait, there’s more! Dive into the EIEN Archives for a treasure trove of past shenanigans and epic moments. And don’t forget to check out our previous members who have graduated from the chaos of our server.
So why join /eiex/? Because where else can you find a Minecraft SMP with more drama, laughs, and insanity than a herd of sheep on a trampoline? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!