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VeggieCraft FastFoodWars

biological aging, cellular damage, chronic diseases, diet, fast food, FastFoodWars, FRUITS, health, inflammation, Lifestyle, Longevity, nutrition, Oxidative Stress, premature aging, processed foods, red meat, research, sugar-sweetened soft drinks, unhealthy eating, VEGETABLES, VeggieCraft, young adulthood

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5138
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	45
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7613	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	35	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3

join our epic minecraft server and say goodbye to aging forever! our virtual world is filled with magical fruits and veggies that will keep you young and fresh FOREVER! no more red meat and fast food, just endless fun and eternal youth in our pixelated paradise. come join us and never worry about wrinkles or grey hairs again!

Mythical Quests 1.20.5

1.20.5, advocacy, assault awareness, breaking the silence, consent, gender equality, healing from assault, male empowerment, male survivors, male victims, Men, mental health, METOO, Mythical, Quests, rape culture, sexual abuse, sexually assaulted, support for male survivors, toxic masculinity, Trauma, victim blaming, violence against men

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	1827
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	49	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Star Shards Collected:	192
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Dragon Eggs Found:	3806
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Omg, join this Minecraft server, bro, it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride of chaos and memes!

You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget the question you just asked about men being sexually assaulted.

We have pigs that can fly, chickens that lay diamonds, and creepers that explode in rainbows.

Join us and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it doesn’t make any sense at all.

Trust me, you’ll never look at Minecraft the same way again. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of confusion.

Ears Move Funny – Minecraft Server

Ability, ANCESTORS, ancient trait, auditory system, biology, ear movement, ears, Evolution, funny, human ears, Listening, Minecraft, Move, Muscles, neural circuits, neural fossil, orient, research, Science, sensory perception, Server, sound source, vestigial reaction

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2972
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU! DO U WANT TO JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A NEURAL FOSSIL THAT MAKES UR EARS MOVE WHEN U LISTEN!

IMAGINE WALKING AROUND IN MINECRAFT AND SUDDENLY UR EARS START TWITCHING LIKE CRAZY. THAT’S THE MAGIC OF OUR SERVER, BABY! WE BELIEVE THAT OUR ANCESTORS USED TO BE ABLE TO MOVE THEIR EARS, AND NOW U CAN EXPERIENCE THAT TOO!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER AND LET UR EARS DANCE TO THE SOUND OF CREEPERS EXPLODING AND ZOMBIES GROANING. IT’S A WILD RIDE, MY FRIENDS!

Azure Realm 2 1.20.5

#blue lock, 1.20.5, animation, aura, AZURE, CGI, Character development, Competition, cool frames, crybabies, emotional moments, intense matches, Manga adaptation, Manga fans, powerpoint presentation, Realm, SEASON 2, soccer anime, soccer drills, sports anime, teamwork, training camp, Watchable

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	2268
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Emeralds Found:	3828
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like watching a Powerpoint presentation but with way cooler frames and aura effects. And get this, they even have shitty CGI in between for extra laughs. It’s a total trip, man. Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

GrampsCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, Approval, black sheep, Cats, chasing approval, control, cycle of abuse, deathbed, dying wish, failed marriage, family dynamics, GrampsCraft, GRANDPA, love, Minecraft, Multimillionaire, Resentment, self-made, Server, Struggling, Threats, Trailer

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	517
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Magic Items Found:	8899	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape the real world and dive into a virtual world where you can build, mine, and explore without any family drama weighing you down.

Just like the protagonist in this story, you can leave behind all the emotional baggage and focus on creating your own adventure. No controlling grandpas here, just endless possibilities and fun!

Who needs real-life family drama when you can have creeper explosions and zombie attacks instead? Join our server now and leave all your worries behind. Plus, we promise not to take away your virtual cats – unless they start griefing other players’ builds, of course!

DoggoDramaDilemma

animal abuse, animal advocacy, animal cruelty, animal neglect, animal neglect consequences, animal neglect laws, animal neglect report, animal rescue, animal rights, animal welfare, animal welfare laws, DoggoDramaDilemma, genetic issues, inbreeding, neglect, neglectful pet owners, neglecting dogs, pet neglect, reporting neglect, standing up against neglect

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this poor neglected dog situation.

Reasons to join: – Our server is so crazy, you’ll forget all about neglectful dog owners and inbred puppies. – Experience the thrill of standing up against mistreatment and neglect, just like in this story. – Our server is drama-filled, just like reporting a neglectful dog owner to the authorities. – Play with zero empathy for virtual animals, just like the boyfriend in this story. – Get ready for some intense family drama, just like the one in this post.

Join now and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other! (Disclaimer: No real dogs were harmed in the making of this server)

CraftyAtheistHaven

agnostic, atheism, atheist community, BELIEF, CraftyAtheistHaven, critical thinking, deconversion, disbelief, FAITH, freethinker, Logic, non-believer, personal journey, Questioning, reason, reddit, Religion, Religious, secular, skepticism, spirituality

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3028
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	45
Buildings Constructed:	26	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Potions Brewed:	120	Ores Mined:	9740
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	45

Are you tired of being surrounded by religious players on other Minecraft servers, constantly preaching about their beliefs? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict “no religion” policy! That’s right, you can mine, build, and explore without anyone trying to convert you to their virtual church.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret stash of diamond blocks hidden deep within the End dimension. Rumor has it that whoever defeats the dragon will gain access to this treasure trove and become the richest player on the server. Will you be the one to claim the riches?

Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like no other, where atheists reign supreme and riches await those brave enough to take on the Ender Dragon!

BlockCraft417

2024.., BlockCraft417, blocked websites, Cyber Security, digital censorship, digital rights, freedom of speech, government control, internet censorship, internet crackdown, internet regulation, internet restrictions, media reports, online censorship, online freedom, online information control, online privacy, online surveillance, press freedom, russia, web access restrictions

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	3063
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Dragon Scales Harvested:	394
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Holy Grails Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

so like, u know what’s not blocked in russia? our epic minecraft server! come join us and escape the internet censorship madness! build a house, mine for diamonds, and maybe even start a revolution against the evil website blockers! who needs freedom of speech when u can have freedom to mine? join us now and stick it to the man, one block at a time!

Adriano’s Realm 1.21.1

1.21.1, 2021, Adrianos, anal only, ASSES, chicks, Chinese debt, Chinese government, Chris Buckley, federal indictment, foreign business dealings, global banking family., grand jury, hunter biden, investigations, laptop, Lord Jacob Rothschild, Mike Adriano, NYT reporter, political deal, ponzi scheme, private equity firm, Realm, savings bonds, Southern District of New York, spy balloon, Swallowed, switzerland, tongue fucks, Treasury, US debt, us foreign policy, world banking industry

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	9639
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Dragons Tamed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

Yo, listen up! Ever heard of Mike Adriano? Yeah, that dude who’s all up in those anal scenes, but guess what? He’s also out here saving the world from those sneaky bankers trying to pull a fast one on us! Join our Minecraft server and uncover the truth behind the Rothschilds, Hunter Biden, and a Chinese spy balloon. It’s a wild ride filled with intrigue, scandal, and a porn star named Mike Adriano as the unexpected hero. Get in on the action and see what really went down in this crazy conspiracy. Don’t miss out, or you’ll be left wondering why a porn star was involved in a high-stakes political deal. Let’s dig deep and uncover the secrets together!

CraftyWaitressLies

ACCUSATION, aita, Angry, bill, burger, CraftyWaitressLies, Difference, dish, dishonesty, family, Fries, Large, Lied, Manager, Medium, Order, Prices, Restaurant, Situation, Upsell, waitress

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	2076
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about getting upsold on fries like this poor soul at a restaurant! Our server offers unlimited virtual fries with every meal, no matter what size you prefer. Plus, our managers are always on standby to make sure you’re treated fairly and honestly. Don’t be the “asshole” who gets scammed for fries, join our server and feast like a king without the drama!