Join our server and experience a world where your only worry is whether you have enough diamonds to build your dream castle. No nosy neighbors invading your space, just you and your trusty dogs roaming freely in a land of endless possibilities.
Forget about feeling uncomfortable in your own backyard, on our server you can build and play in peace without any unwanted visitors. And if anyone tries to mess with you, just unleash your virtual rottie named Bella to protect you!
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to escape, relax, and have fun without any crazy neighbors causing trouble. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of talking dolphins who give out quests for you to complete, like finding the rarest block in the game or building a giant statue of a potato. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond sword of destiny, rumored to have been forged by the ancient gods of Minecraft themselves.
So come join us on this crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Trust me, you won’t regret it! #BestMinecraftSMPever #PotatoStatueFTW #DolphinQuestsAreLife
we have a special holocaust memorial built in the server where players can pay their respects and learn about the horrors of the past. pope francis will give virtual sermons every sunday, spreading love and unity among all players.
come join us and be a part of this important mission to create a safe and inclusive minecraft community. plus, who wouldn’t want to play on a server run by the pope himself? it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity, so don’t miss out!
and get this – there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. you gotta trade with them to get rare items and resources, but be careful, they’re super picky and will only accept payment in the form of dance-offs.
oh, and did i mention the giant flying tacos that roam the skies, dropping loot for lucky players to collect? yeah, it’s totally random and totally awesome.
so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s unlike anything you’ve ever experienced before, come join us and get ready for a wild ride. just remember to bring your best dance moves and be prepared for the unexpected. see you in the game, my fellow adventurers! 🌮💃🦙
one time, a player found a secret portal that led them to a land made entirely of candy. they ate so much they turned into a gingerbread man and now they rule over the land with a candy cane scepter.
we also have a secret underground disco party where the zombies and skeletons bust out their best dance moves. you can join in and show off your best flossing skills.
come join us and see what other wacky adventures await you on this totally bonkers minecraft server!
| Criteria | Details |
|---|---|
| Age Requirement | 25+ |
| Ranks or Moderator Positions | No |
| Area Claim Plugins | No |
| Server Started | June 9th, 2023 |
| World Border | 30k blocks in all directions from spawn |
| Peak Online Players | 8-12 |
| Render View Distance | 32 Chunks |
| Difficulty | Hard |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Can I join the server? | Yes, join our Discord and introduce yourself for whitelist. |
| Is there an age requirement? | Players must be 25 years or older. |
| Are there ranks or moderator positions? | No, all players follow the same rules. |
| What is the world border size? | 30k blocks in all directions from spawn. |
| What difficulty level is the server? | Hard difficulty. |
Join our Discord server to get whitelisted and start playing with us!
Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you! We’ve got more mods and plugins than you can shake a diamond sword at. From ComfyUI for the experienced players to Automatic1111 for the beginners (or noobs, as we like to call them), we’ve got something for everyone.
But wait, there’s more! We’ve got online image generators like Bing/Copilot and Civitai because who doesn’t want to create some funky art while mining for diamonds? And don’t even get me started on the FAQ section… it’s like a treasure trove of links and resources that will blow your mind.
So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride through the world of Minecraft where anything is possible and sanity is optional. See you on the server, my fellow blockheads!
I remember when I bought my first album, it was like this super rare limited edition holographic Backstreet Boys tape. I had to fight off a pack of wild creepers just to get it, but it was so worth it. And now I can trade it for, like, a diamond sword or something.
So yeah, if you wanna relive the glory days of Gen X and trade virtual albums for epic loot, you gotta join this Minecraft SMP. It’s gonna be totally rad, dude. Let’s goooooo!