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DadBucks4Lunch

behind on payments, BIRTHDAYS, child support, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, custody, DadBucks4Lunch, Divorce, ex husband, family outing, Fatherhood, financial responsibility, financial struggles, garnishment, music career, Nashville, needs vs wants, parenting challenges, visitation, waterpark

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	8798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Villages Defended:	14
Secret Passages Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Chimeras Created:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Holy Grails Found:	1
Meteorites Collected:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your ex’s “music career” in Nashville? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s more entertaining than trying to get your ex to pay child support!

Our server is so lit, even your ex’s grandfather is paying child support for him just to keep him out of jail. And guess what? We accept all forms of payment, even if it’s coming from your ex’s long-lost great aunt twice removed.

Need a break from dealing with your ex’s shenanigans? Come join us for some epic adventures and build a virtual world that’s more stable than your ex’s finances. Plus, we promise not to ask for lunch money back, even if you claim we took your whole paycheck.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and leave the real-life drama behind!

NewYearNoms Minecraft SMP

2021, Appetite, Beginning, Breakfast, brunch, DELICIOUS, Early, Eating, first bite, first meal, Food, fresh start, Hungry, Meal, Minecraft, morning, new beginnings, New Year, NewYearNoms, resolution, smp, Start, Tasty

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	7286
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Villages Defended:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Star Shards Collected:	198
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	4

OMG GUYS, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP server because we have the most lit food fights ever! Like, last week someone threw a whole cake at someone’s face and it was hilarious! Plus, our admins are like, super cool and they give out diamond armor like it’s candy. And don’t even get me started on our secret underground disco party where we all dance with creepers. It’s wild, man. So come join us and let’s make this year the craziest one yet! #foodfight #diamondarmor #discofever

BlockyStageJitters

advice, anxiety, Audience, BlockyStageJitters, Body language, breathing exercises, Communication, Confidence, eye contact, fear, nerves, positive thinking, Practice, Preparation, presentation, public speaking, self-assurance, self-confidence, stage fright, Tips, Visualization

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	6501
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	43	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable server out there!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig, battle a giant chicken boss, or even have a dance-off with a group of friendly zombies. Our server is filled with surprises at every turn, so be prepared for the unexpected!

And if you’re nervous about presenting in front of an audience, don’t worry! Our server is the perfect place to practice your public speaking skills. Imagine giving a presentation to a group of talking cows or singing creepers – you’ll be a pro in no time!

So come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server for a wild and unforgettable experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your sense of adventure!

CraftyStarmer’sMCServer

British PM, CraftyStarmersMCServer, election, elon musk, FT reports, Government, leadership, Musk, News, opposition, Oust, Overthrow, Plan, political maneuvering, Politics, prime minister, speculation, Starmer, strategy, Tactics, United Kingdom

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7122
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Crops Grown:	6068
Endless Legions Commanded:	24	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

so, this server is like a magical land where u can build ur wildest dreams and fight off evil mobs like a hero. we got dragons, unicorns, and even talking creepers.

join us if u wanna be part of the epic battle to overthrow the evil ruler, British PM Starmer. he’s been tryna ban all the fun in Minecraft and we ain’t gonna stand for it.

plus, Elon Musk himself is on our side and he’s got some crazy plans to take down Starmer before the next election. imagine being part of that epic showdown.

so come on, join us and let’s show Starmer who’s boss in this wacky Minecraft world.

AuschwitzCraft – No Arrests, Just Blocks!

Arrest warrant, Arrests, Auschwitz anniversary, AuschwitzCraft, blocks, diplomatic immunity, european union, extradition, Genocide, global politics, Holocaust, HUMAN RIGHTS, ICC warrant, International Criminal Court, international law, Israel, Justice, MIDDLE EAST, Netanyahu, Poland, political asylum, War Crimes, world news

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7648
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Farms Harvested:	415
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

COME JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER, WHERE WE PROMISE NOT TO ARREST ANYONE FOR WAR CRIMES! WE’RE LIKE POLAND BUT BETTER!

WE HAVE AUSCHWITZ ANNIVERSARY PARTIES EVERY WEEK, COMPLETE WITH CREEPY SKINNY ZOMBIES AND GAS CHAMBER MAZES!

JOIN US FOR A FUN TIME, BUILDING BLOCKY MEMORIALS AND AVOIDING INTERNATIONAL ARREST WARRANTS!

DON’T MISS OUT ON THE ACTION, COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER TODAY!

Dad Jokes R Us

dad, dad bod, dad bond, dad fashion, dad hat, dad humor, dad jokes, dad laugh, dad life, dad love, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad smile, dad sneakers, dad style, funny, humor, jokes, Puns, unisex

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Holy Grails Found:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4

u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got dad jokes for days, bruh. like, u ever heard a zombie tell a dad joke? well u will on dis server. we got creepers who can recite shakespeare and skeletons who do stand-up comedy. plus, our admins are actual dads so u know the dad jokes are top notch. join now for a laugh riot and some seriously weird minecraft shenanigans.

Firestorm ClimateCraft

air pollution, carbon emissions, climate change, climate crisis, climate science, ClimateCraft, Connection, Deforestation, drought, ecological balance, ecosystem destruction, environmental impact, extreme weather, Firestorm, Forest fires, global warming, greenhouse gases, heatwaves, human activity, natural disasters, Science, Wildfires

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	2965
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Buildings Constructed:	9
Divine Spears Created:	16	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got the craziest shizz goin on!! like, did u know that our world is like, connected to the real world and when there’s a wildfire in real life, it actually affects our server?? yeah, it’s like science and stuff. so if u wanna be part of this wild adventure where u gotta fight off wildfires and save the planet, then u gotta join us!! plus, we got like, magical creatures and flying pigs and all that jazz. it’s gonna be lit, literally. so come join us and be a hero in this crazy world where climate change is real and u gotta save the day!! let’s do this, gamers!! 🌍🔥🐷

Divergent SMP New Season

application, apply, Community, content creators, Discord, divergent, Events, Experience, Friends, frozen, Fun, java, Minecraft, new world, Ravine, Reset, rules, Season, Server, smp, Spawn, Winter

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8469
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	28	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	214	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

Divergent SMP 7th Season Overview

Info	Description
Server Name	Divergent SMP
Season	7th Season
World Reset	Less than a month ago
Spawn	Hand selected frozen ravine
Whitelisted	Yes
Application	Required to join

FAQ

How do I apply to join Divergent SMP?

To apply to join Divergent SMP, visit apply.divergentsmp.net and follow the application process.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a set of rules that all players must follow. These rules ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for everyone on the server. Make sure to read and understand the rules before applying to join.

Is there a Discord server for Divergent SMP?

Yes, Divergent SMP has a Discord server where players can communicate, participate in events, and interact with the community. Once you are accepted into the server, you will receive an invitation to join the Discord server.

Late Favorite Moments 1.20.4

1.20.4, 2014, best moment, Cherished moments, Favorite, favorite memories, favourite moment, highlights, Late, looking back, memorable events, Memories, MOMENTS, Nostalgia, past year, Recollection, Reflection, Reminiscence, Reminiscing, special memories, time gone by, unforgettable times, Year In Review

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ores Mined:	6867	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Bro, forget 2014, join this Minecraft server where every moment is like a crazy rollercoaster ride through a rainbow-filled dimension of pure chaos and shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appears out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword that shoots fireballs made of cheese!

Or how about this: you’re building a majestic castle and a group of mischievous llamas start photobombing all your screenshots, but instead of getting mad, you end up having a llama dance party on the roof!

Trust me, on this server, every moment is a potential meme waiting to happen. So why live in the past when you can join us and create unforgettable memories that will make 2014 look like a snoozefest in comparison? Let’s go on this wild ride together, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

childhood home, family drama, family dynamics, family expectations, financial constraints, Guilt, holiday drama, long distance family, Minecraft, parental separation, public school teacher, Resentment, rocky relationships, Server, sibling relationships, step siblings, step-family, stepmom issues, wedding expenses, wedding invitation, WeddingCraft

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	7179
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Hey there gamers,

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and leave behind the chaos of broken ankles, crazy stepmoms, and weddings you don’t want to attend. On our server, you can build your dream world without worrying about crawling out of windows with a cast on or spending thousands of dollars flying across the country for awkward family gatherings.

We promise you won’t find any 30-year-old stepbrothers taking over childhood bedrooms here. And if you’re a public school teacher on a budget, don’t worry – our server is free to join and full of laughs.

So come on over and let’s build a world where the only drama is deciding what color to paint your pixelated house. See you there!