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CraftyCrossroads Minecraft Server

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2784
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	33
Immortal Anvils Forged:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	281	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where even netanyahu is thanking us for our support during “crossroads of history” like whoa dude that’s some serious street cred right there. plus, we got protesters running around like “useful idiots” but don’t worry, we’ll protect you from their shenanigans while you build your epic minecraft empire. join now for a wild ride of adventure and chaos like never before!

CraftyCreeperCongress

comparison, Congress address, controversy, CraftyCreeperCongress, criticism, diplomatic relations, foreign policy, government address, historical event, international relations, Israel, Netanyahu, Oct 7, Pearl Harbor, political statement, prime minister, Protesters, public address, Speech, united states, world leaders

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	5768
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Ores Mined:	2979	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

so like, this server is like, the bomb diggity yo. our leader, let’s call him steve, he’s like the netanyahu of minecraft. he compares every day to october 7th and calls it our pearl harbor. he’s always giving these epic speeches to congress, which is just a bunch of chickens in suits tbh. but like, he’s always dissing the protesters who try to mess with our server, like bro, we don’t need that negativity here. come join us and be part of the most epic minecraft server ever, where every day is a battle and every block you mine is a victory. come on, you know you want to be part of this madness.

DwarvenDocMD: Sneezy & Sleepy!

best, Diagnosis, Doc, Dwarfs, DwarvenDocMD, fairytale, fictional characters, Friends, good doctor, Healthcare, Medical, medical history, narcolepsy, patient care, seven dwarves, sleep disorder, sleepy, sneezing, Sneezy, Symptoms, Treatment, unmanaged

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	7247
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Animals Bred:	150
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11

come join our minecraft server and be part of the craziest adventure ever! we got more fun than doc from the seven dwarves trying to be a doctor. his patients are always sneezing and falling asleep on the job! but on our server, you can build your own crazy world where anything is possible.

we have exploding chickens that shoot fireballs, talking trees that tell bad jokes, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure (and maybe a few skeletons).

join us and be part of the madness! who needs a boring old doctor when you can have a wild time on our server? come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get crafting!

MashCraft: Ag-Driven T Cells

Ag-driven, AgDriven, CD8+ T cell, Cell Proliferation, cells, chronic disease, clonal expansion, fatty liver disease, immune response, immune system, inflammation, liver damage, liver disease, liver health, liver inflammation, mash, MashCraft, metabolic disorders, metabolic dysfunction, metabolic syndrome, obesity-related, steatohepatitis, T-Cell activation

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Votes:	3209	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	11

Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like a party in a fatty liver disease, ya feel me? We got ag-driven CD8+ T cell clonal expansion goin’ on like it’s nobody’s business. It’s like a wild ride through a metabolic dysfunction rollercoaster, but in Minecraft form, yo.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a bunch of ag-driven CD8+ T cells start poppin’ up everywhere, ready to party with you. It’s like a rave in a fatty liver, but in Minecraft.

So come join us on this insane server where anything can happen, including a wild ride through metabolic dysfunction-associated steatohepatitis. It’s gonna be lit, fam.

PixieMC: Where you can survive, start a town, work a job, and go on quests in a 1.20+ world!

Active Staff, Auctions, Community Events, Custom Enchants, custom events, Custom Plugins, Events, Grief Prevention, Grief Protection, Job, Land Claim, Mob Arena, Pets, PixieMC, Player Market, Player Shops, player-owned shops, pvp arena, Quests, Semi Vanilla, Start, SURVIVE, Tournaments, TOWN, Voting Rewards, work, world, Worldguard

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1154
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5

PixieMC Minecraft Server Overview

Features
No Pay To Win
Jobs
Towny
mcMMO
Player-Based Economy
Ranks System
Player Warps
Coin shop with custom items!
Quests
Factories

Server IP: PixieMC.mc.gg Discord: https://discord.gg/b3aRZcAYRk

FAQs

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	You can join the server by using the IP “PixieMC.mc.gg” in your Minecraft launcher.
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, we do not support pay-to-win mechanics on our server.
Are there any age restrictions?	We are seeking fun-loving, 18+ members to join our community.
Can I become part of the staff team?	We are looking for active and dedicated members to join our staff team. You can apply by contacting us on Discord.

MediCraft Server: What Meds U On?

antipsychotic, Bensedin, benzodiazepine, daily routine, dosage, Eftil, Healthcare, Leponex, long-term treatment, medication, MediCraft, meds, mental health, mental illness, Mental Wellness, Mood stabilizer, pharmaceuticals, Prescription, psychiatric medication, Server, side effects, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	3995
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magic Items Found:	6735
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Players Killed by Monsters:	2100
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Passages Found:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t give you the same rush as taking a cocktail of medication every day? Look no further! Our server is the perfect blend of Leponex, Eftil, and Bensedin to keep you on your toes at all times.

Join us for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life, where every block you break will feel like a hallucination induced by our special medication mix. Who needs diamonds when you have the euphoria of Leponex running through your veins?

Don’t miss out on the insanity – join our server now and see where the medication-fueled adventure takes you! Just be sure to consult with a real doctor before diving in, because things are about to get crazy.

IsoFlasher90 Minecraft SMP

90, alcohol, cleaning, cleaning products, crawling, disinfectant, Disturbing, flashed, hallucination, health, iso, IsoFlasher90, Mental, Minecraft, PARANOIA, Perception, Reality, sanitation, smp, surfaces, Visual, walls, WIPING

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	1243
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Votes:	3124
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Mines Excavated:	4670

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, I once accidentally flashed myself with 90% isopropyl alcohol and now I’m seeing all sorts of crazy stuff crawling on the walls! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in our world! So come on, join us and let’s see where this crazy journey takes us!

KidzCraft Minecraft Server

30s, acquaintance, aita, awkward, bar, C word, children, Considerate, Conversation, dog, Friends, funny story, gasped, Kids, KidzCraft, Leave, Minecraft, new girlfriend, phrased better, previous marriage, Server, split friends, Wife

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	320
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	67
Enchantments Applied:	182	Farms Harvested:	456
Towns Built:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we value dog stories just as much as we value diamond ore! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic builds, crazy redstone contraptions, and of course, hilarious dog tales.

Unlike some people we know (cough Joan cough), we appreciate all kinds of stories, whether they involve dogs, cats, or even llamas. Our community is all about embracing everyone’s unique interests and having a great time together.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure chests full of enchanted golden apples. Rumor has it that if you tell the best dog story of the week, you’ll be granted access to this legendary loot!

But beware, if you dare to roll your eyes at someone’s pet story, you might just find yourself trapped in a room full of angry wolves. Trust us, you don’t want to mess with the Minecraft pet lovers on this server.

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows, you might just find yourself laughing at a dog joke while riding a pig into battle. It’s all in a day’s work on our server!

CraftyCreeperCafe

alcohol budget, arms race, artisan sourdough, coffee beans, Communication Issues, CraftyCreeperCafe, disagreement, expensive drinks, financial differences, food budget, grocery costs, Manipulation, mealprep, pettiness, receipts, relationship conflict, Rent, sparking waters, specialty foods, splitting expenses, Threats

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	2452
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Zombie Dances:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Enchantments Applied:	270	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage healthy competition and strategic thinking just like in this hilarious grocery budget war! Join us and experience the thrill of outsmarting your opponents in the most absurd ways possible.

Imagine building your own fortress made entirely out of expensive sparking waters and artisan sourdough, while your friends try to raid it with their beer cannons. Will you be the mastermind behind the most outrageous grocery bill on the server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to showcase your creativity and cunning tactics in our one-of-a-kind Minecraft world. Join now and let the battle of the grocery budgets begin! Remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your alcohol budget).

CraftyCare: US HealthQuest

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2815
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
New Chunks Explored:	816776	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	4

Are you tired of mining for diamonds only to get blown up by a creeper before you can even enjoy them? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has universal healthcare for all players! That’s right, no more worrying about losing all your precious loot because we’ve got you covered with free healing potions and enchanted golden apples for everyone.

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders and skeletons without the fear of losing all your hard-earned gear. Plus, rumor has it that our resident witch doctor can even cure zombie pigmen curses and turn them into friendly villagers.

So why has the United States been so resistant to universal healthcare? Who cares when you can join our Minecraft server and never have to worry about paying for potions or golden apples again! Come join us and let the healing begin.