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BoomerCraft SMP

boardgames, BoomerCraft, cassette tapes, ChildhoodMemories, dialupinternet, face-to-facecommunication, flipphones, generationalgap, handwrittenletters, handwrittennotes, imagination, landlinephones, Mixtapes, Nostalgia, outdoorplay, playingoutside, rotaryphones, simpler times, simplerchildhood, smp, technologyfree, VHS tapes

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	1297
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Star Shards Collected:	226
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	9401
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

Are you tired of today’s generation not understanding the struggles we went through growing up? Well, join our Minecraft SMP where we recreate all the weird and wacky things we did as kids that kids today will never understand!

Remember when you had to blow into a video game cartridge to make it work? Yeah, we have a whole mini-game dedicated to that on our server. And don’t even get me started on trying to record your favorite song off the radio onto a cassette tape – we have a whole music studio set up for that!

But the best part? We have a secret underground bunker filled with all the snacks and sodas from the 90s that kids today have never even heard of. So come join us and relive the glory days of growing up in a time when life was simpler and way more ridiculous!

CraftyCash: Spend it on Minecraft!

Budget, Cash, CraftyCash, dreams, financial freedom, goals, Investments, jackpot, luxury, Minecraft, MONEY, Priorities, Prize, savings, shopping, spend, SPENDING, Splurge, treat yourself, winning

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	4383
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Crops Grown:	5242
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Runes Activated:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	10

Are you tired of spending all your hard-earned cash on boring stuff like bills and groceries? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and spend that sweet 15,000 USD on virtual diamonds and golden apples! Who needs real-life luxury when you can have a pixelated palace fit for a Minecraft king? Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted items worth more than your entire bank account. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

OrbánCraft Minecraft Server

Advisor, Backlash, Conflict, controversy, criticism, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Europe, foreign policy, geopolitical relations, Government, Hungary, international relations, irresponsible, Minecraft, OrbánCraft, PM Orbán, Politics, putin, russia, Server, Statement, Tension

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	236
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Emeralds Found:	3020	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	2890	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, fam. like, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can fight off Russian spies in Minecraft. like, our admin is like, Hungary PM Orbán’s advisor and he’s always getting in hot water for saying crazy stuff. but like, that just makes the server more exciting, ya know? join now and be part of the resistance against Russia in Minecraft. cuz like, who wouldn’t wanna do that, amirite?

HouthisRiseCraft

arms smuggling, Conflict, destabilization, foreign intervention, hezbollah, Houthis, HouthisRiseCraft, iran, Iranian regime, MIDDLE EAST, militant groups, military support, political alliances, proxy war, regional influence, sanctions, security council, terrorism financing, UN report, united nations, Yemen

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join cuz, like, we got this crazy story about how Iran, Hezbollah, and the Houthis, like, teamed up to take over the server and now they’re, like, ruling everything with an iron fist. but don’t worry, cuz we got, like, secret missions and quests to take them down and restore peace to the land. it’s gonna be, like, the most epic battle ever, dude. so, like, join now and be a hero or something. it’s gonna be lit, trust me.

UniCraft – Gen Expe Fun

cognitive bias, Cognitive Distortions, cognitive heuristics, cognitive patterns, cognitive processes, cognitive psychology, cognitive shortcuts, cognitive tendencies, confirmation bias, cultural norms, expe, Fun, Gen, generalization, Human Behavior, human cognition, Human nature, Psychology, social psychology, societal norms, Stereotypes, UniCraft, universal experiences

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	8912
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Star Shards Collected:	184
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6

hey u, ya u, u lookin for a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well look no further cuz our server is like no other. we got unicorns flyin around, rainbows shooting out of creepers, and diamonds growing on trees.

u wanna know why u should join? well lemme tell u a lil story. once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a secret portal to a land filled with talking pigs and dancing chickens. they were so amazed that they never wanted to leave.

oh and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party every saturday night? yea, u heard me right. so come join us and experience the craziest, most epic minecraft server ever. trust me, u won’t regret it.

InsulinCraft: The Diabetic’s Delight

Autoimmune Disease, beta cells, cell regeneration, DELIGHT, diabetes cure, diabetes management, diabetes treatment, diabetics, groundbreaking treatment, health news, insulin production, InsulinCraft, medical breakthrough, medical innovation, Medical research, organ transplant, pancreas function, regenerative medicine, reprogrammed stem cells, stem cell therapy, stem cells, transplant, Type 1 diabetes

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	1163
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Dragon Eggs Found:	3321	Astral Projections Made:	3

yo yo yo, listen up gamers! dis server be so lit, it can even cure diabetes with stem cells! like, who needs doctors when you can just hop on dis server and BAM, no more diabetes! join us and witness the magic of reprogrammed stem cells turning you into a superhuman Minecraft player. ain’t nothin’ gonna stop you now, not even type 1 diabetes. come join da fun and leave your medical worries behind, cuz on dis server, anything is possible!

Baddie SMP: Where even the creepers run in fear! Semi-vanilla goodness!

baddie, bedrock crossplay collaboration events zones interaction fabric mods player base active bedrock-java fresh new community server fun gameplay multiplayer creative survival, CREEPERS, fear, goodness, RUN, Semivanilla, smp

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	4421
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Server Overview

Description
Come join us and play on a fresh new Bedrock-Java Crossplay SMP! We’d love to have an active player base! Discord: https://discord.gg/eCCWQX58DA
Here at the Baddie SMP, we’d love people to collaborate and enjoy themselves! We will have lots of public events and zones for interaction! Java players can use Fabric for client side mods!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can Bedrock and Java players play together?	Yes, this server supports Bedrock-Java Crossplay.
Are client side mods allowed for Java players?	Yes, Java players can use Fabric for client side mods.
Will there be public events on the server?	Yes, there will be lots of public events and zones for interaction.
How can I join the server?	You can join by following the Discord link provided and joining the server through there.

Split Personality Minecraft Server

Anime, BETRAYAL, dark magic, Desperation, emotional turmoil, friendship, homura akemi, love, madoka kaname, Magical Girls, Magical powers, Minecraft, parallel universes, Personality, Puella Magi Madoka Magica, sacrifice, Server, SPLIT, splitting, time travel, tragic endings, transformation, wish fulfillment

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	8593
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	22	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Astral Projections Made:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing splitting in half is your sides from laughing so hard! Join us and experience the wackiest adventures in the blocky world.

Ever wondered why Homu split herself in half like she did with Madoka? Well, on our server, you can find out the truth behind this mystery! Maybe it was because she wanted to create the ultimate PvP team with her clone, or perhaps she just really needed a buddy to help her mine diamonds. The possibilities are endless!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride on giant chickens, battle evil llamas, and even build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension where pigs can fly and creepers throw parties.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and let the craziness begin! Who knows, you might just uncover the real reason behind Homu’s split – or you might just end up with a pet zombie named Steve. Either way, it’s bound to be a hilarious ride!

Incel Walking Minecraft SMP Russia Videos

#youtube, Analysis, body language analysis, cultural observations, digital ethnography, gender dynamics, incel, incel community, incelwalking, internet culture, Masculinity, Minecraft, online communities, online subcultures, russia, russian culture, smp, social behavior, social commentary, societal norms, video analysis, Videos, Walking, walking videos

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	2820
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Star Shards Collected:	251

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up too many things).

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with crazy mobs and even crazier players who will stop at nothing to prank you with exploding sheep or trap you in a house made entirely of obsidian.

But don’t worry, it’s not all chaos and mayhem. We also have epic build battles where you can show off your creative skills and win fabulous prizes like a diamond-encrusted pickaxe or a pet creeper (handle with care).

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers while wearing a crown made of emeralds? Join now and let the madness begin!

DadCraft: Woof Edition

Asshole, attached, city, COLLAR, DadCraft, decision, dog owner, Edition, Escaping, Father, Friends, instagram, neighbors, pet, precautions, ran away, Ranch, School, sister, stepmother, Tag, TOWN, whatsapp group, woof

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	4503
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	9290	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do I have a server for you! Join us for the craziest, most unpredictable adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.

Picture this: a dog mysteriously appears on a ranch, travels 30 miles back to its owner, only to escape again and find its way back to the ranch! This dog is like a real-life Minecraft wolf, on a mission to defy all odds and keep everyone on their toes.

Join our server and who knows what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll encounter. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground dog society, or embark on a quest to reunite lost pets with their owners. The possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a doggy drama that rivals any soap opera. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!