alcohol-induced injuries – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Hangover Minecraft SMP
alcohol, alcohol-induced injuries, begging, bros, broskis, bruised balls, busted nut, Drinking, Drunk, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Friends, funny, hangover, Minecraft, nuts, Party, pisses myself, regret, smp, sore nuts, WTF
Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where even your virtual nuts can get bruised! Join us for wild nights of drinking with the broskis, where anything can happen. From accidentally peeing on yourself to begging your friends to stop on your nuts (ouch), our server is full of outrageous moments that you won’t find anywhere else. So if you’re looking for a truly unique and hilarious Minecraft experience, come join us and see if you can survive the madness. Just be sure to protect your virtual nuts at all costs!

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CrazyCraftMC
Abnormal, Astounding, BIZARRE, crazy, CrazyCraftMC, eXtraordinary, eye-opening, INSANE, odd, Outrageous, peculiar, Public, remarkable, Shocking.., strange, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, UNUSUAL, weird, Wild
Have you ever seen a llama riding a pig through a crowded city street? Well, that’s just a normal Tuesday on our Minecraft server! Join us for non-stop hilarity and chaos as we embark on epic quests, build ridiculous structures, and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Who knows what crazy adventures await you on our server – the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers)! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

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MartianCraft: Space BuildDub Scientists
BuildDub, building materials, Dublin scientists, extraterrestrial resources, future of construction, innovative technology, mars colonization, Martian sand, Martian soil, MartianCraft, scientific discovery, scientists, Space, space architecture, space building, space colonization, space construction, space exploration, space habitats, space innovation, space technology, Space Travel, sustainable building, sustainable materials
Yo, have you ever wanted to build in SPACE? Well, guess what, our server has MARTIAN SAND that you can use to build your own intergalactic creations!
Our Dublin scientists have discovered this insane material that allows you to construct epic space bases and alien landscapes. Imagine flying through the galaxy on your own custom-built spaceship made entirely out of MARTIAN SAND.
Join our server now and let your imagination run wild in the vastness of outer space. Who needs boring old earth when you can build on Mars with our one-of-a-kind resource? Don’t miss out on this out-of-this-world opportunity!

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The Eternal SMP: Where Vanilla isn’t just for ice cream! Join now – must be old enough to count to 16!

Advancements, Blaze, Caves, Community, Count, cream, Discord, Dynmap, ETERNAL, Exploration, Graves, Ice, Isnt, Join, LGBTQ, Lore, Map, Marriage Master plugin, MEGABASES, Mods, Projects, Season, Semi Vanilla, smp, Vanilla, vanilla tweaks, Website, Whitelist

Server Name	Perennial SMP
Age Requirement	16+
Server Type	LGBTQ+ friendly
Season	Second season (started on August 20th)
Features	Dynmap Graves Marriage Master plugin Vanilla-tweaks Blaze and Caves Advancements (1,000+ new advancements)
Map Reset	Every 4 seasons
Additional Info	New section of the map each season Emphasis on large projects and megabases Includes lore

FAQ

1. How do I join the Perennial SMP server?

You can join us HERE through our Discord server.

2. What are the age requirements for the server?

Players must be 16 years or older to join Perennial SMP.

3. Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly?

Yes, the server is LGBTQ+ friendly.

4. How often does the map reset?

The map resets every 4 seasons on the Perennial SMP server.

5. What special features does the server offer?

Some of the special features on the server include Dynmap, Graves, Marriage Master plugin, Vanilla-tweaks, and Blaze and Caves Advancements with over 1,000 new advancements.

6. Are there any restrictions on building projects?

There are no restrictions on building projects; in fact, players are encouraged to work on large projects and megabases.

7. Is there any lore associated with the server?

Yes, Perennial SMP includes lore which can be found on their upcoming website or requested from a moderator.

Trump Tower Minecraft Server
@POTUS45, Donald J Trump, Erie, God Bless the USA, Liz Harrington, MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN, Milwaukee, Minecraft, Prairie du Chien, president trump, Presidential Library, Rumble, Server, team trump, Tower, trump, trump archive, Trump Spox, trump war room, truth social, Valdosta, vice presidential debate, warren, whitehouse45
Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you feel like you’re building the greatest wall in the world? Join our server where you can team up with President Donald J. Trump himself to create the most tremendous structures you’ve ever seen!
Build a wall so big, even the creepers will pay for it! With exclusive appearances from President Trump at virtual rallies and town halls, you’ll feel like you’re right in the action, making Minecraft great again!
Join now and make your Minecraft world great again, again! Build, create, and MAGA to your heart’s content on our server. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this historic Minecraft experience!

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8 6 8 0 6 3 6 1 – Minecraft SMP
#youtube, advice, Audience, brave, capcut, Clips, Company auditions, davinci resolve, hololive, Kdenlive, Minecraft, niji, pastebin, Premiere, smp, streaming, twitch, useful links, vegas pro, Video editor, Vtubers, vtubing
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where we give and receive advice on vtubing! That’s right, forget about diamonds and creepers, it’s all about becoming the next big vtuber sensation!
Not sure if you should stream on Twitch or YouTube? Don’t worry, our community of virtual YouTubers will help you make the right decision. And if you’re wondering if there’s an audience for something crazy like juggling while riding a llama, we’ll give you the honest answer (spoiler alert: there probably is).
But that’s not all! We also have open auditions for virtual idol companies like Hololive, Niji, and Brave. Who knows, you could be the next big virtual superstar! So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP and let’s make some virtual magic happen!

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DadCraft Minecraft Server
abandonment, Advocate, berate, car ride, Confrontation, DadCraft, difficult relationships, Divorce, Emotional Abuse, Family issues, father daughter relationship, Minecraft, MONEY, parental conflict, personal boundaries, Resentment, Self Respect, self-built, Server, tough choices, Tough Decisions, tough love, toxic behavior
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape real-life drama like a pro! Join us and leave all your family issues behind, just like this player left their toxic dad on the curb. Build your own empire from scratch, just like this player built their life from their own hard-earned money. Who needs a toxic parent when you can have a blocky paradise to call your own? Join now and leave the drama at the door – unless it’s in-game drama, because that’s always fun!

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AllergicCraft
ableist, AllergicCraft, Allergies, anxiety, comfort, consideration, dog allergy, Fairness, Friends, game night, group dynamics, health, house rules, medication, personal boundaries, pet allergies, physical discomfort, second guessing, service animal, service dog, social etiquette
Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about pesky service dogs triggering your allergies? Look no further! Our server is 100% dog-free, so you can game in peace without the fear of sneezing your way to defeat.
Join us and enjoy a dog-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without the fear of a furry friend ruining your day. Plus, our community is full of players who understand the struggle of allergies, so you’ll feel right at home.
Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting a service dog into your virtual world. Your health and comfort come first, and we’ve got your back. So come on over and game with us, where the only thing you’ll be allergic to is losing!

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BlockyBanter
BlockyBanter, breaking the ice, building relationships, communication skills, communication strategies, conversation starters, Conversation Tips, engaging with others, getting to know someone, icebreakers, improving social skills, initiating conversations, making connections, making new friends, Opening Up, overcoming shyness, small talk, social interactions, socializing, starting a dialogue, Talking to strangers
Are you tired of awkwardly standing around in silence when you see that one player on the server who you never really talk to? Well, fear no more because on our server, we have a special “Awkward Icebreaker” feature that automatically generates hilarious conversation starters for you! From asking about their favorite type of block to discussing the latest creeper gossip, you’ll never run out of things to say to that player you’ve been avoiding. Join now and watch those awkward silences turn into epic banter sessions!

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Minecraftistan: Fight for Blocks & Laughs
Army, Asia, blocks, CASUALTIES, Conflict, current events, extremism, Fight, international relations, ISLAMIST MILITANTS, Killed, laughs, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraftistan, News, Pakistan, Political unrest, security forces, soldiers, Terrorism, violence, War on Terror
come join our epic minecraft server where u can fight islamist militants like a boss! we have 6 soldiers ready to take them down but we need ur help! join now and show those baddies who’s boss in the virtual world! plus, we have epic loot and crazy adventures waiting for u! don’t miss out on the action, join now!

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90s Kids vs 1800s Grannies
1800’s, 90s, Grannies, Kids
YO, U WANNA JOIN DIS EPIC MINECRAFT SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL U, WE GOT CREEPERS THAT CAN DO THE MACARENA AND ZOMBIES THAT DAB ON U WHEN THEY KILL U.
ALSO, DID U KNOW THAT IF U JOIN DIS SERVER, U MIGHT ACTUALLY TRAVEL BACK IN TIME AND MEET SOMEONE BORN IN THE 1800S? YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT. WE GOT A TIME MACHINE BUILT RIGHT INTO THE SPAWN POINT.
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE. OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CANDY. YEAH, CANDY. U CAN MINE IT AND EAT IT AND IT GIVES U SUPERPOWERS.
SO, IF U WANNA HAVE A WILD AND WACKY TIME IN MINECRAFT, JOIN DIS SERVER NOW. WHO KNOWS, U MIGHT EVEN FIND A UNICORN RIDING A PIG. YEEHAW! 🦄🐷🎉

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