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Players: | 97/400 | Votes: | 5061 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 8 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Zombie Dances: | 8 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 7 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 196 |
Eerie Music Discs Played: | 6 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 18 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 |
On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.
But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!