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Players: | 110/800 | Votes: | 5967 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 29 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 18 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Potions Brewed: | 99 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8902 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
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