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RopeCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3682
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8915	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	15

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in the Nether! Join us and experience the thrill of mining diamonds while riding a llama wearing a top hat.

Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us. Plus, our Plebbit bags are overflowing with goodies like enchanted golden apples and diamond pickaxes that never break.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server just to challenge players to dance-offs. And if you win, he’ll give you a secret treasure map that leads to a hidden disco party in the sky.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Just be prepared for your Plebbit bags to explode with excitement!

RooftopGunShowdown

crime, emergency, gun, Gunman, Incident, investigation, law enforcement, Protection, Protocol, quick action, response time, Rooftop, RooftopGunShowdown, s&s, Safety Measures, SECURITY, security breach, Shooting, Surveillance, Tragedy, tragic

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	2127
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even gunmen on rooftops don’t stand a chance against our elite SS guards! Join us for the most thrilling and action-packed gameplay you’ve ever experienced.

Our server is so secure that even if a gunman somehow manages to sneak in, our SS guards will take them out faster than you can say “blocky bullets”. It’s like a real-life action movie, but with pixelated graphics and creepers instead of bad guys.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy storylines, and maybe even a few explosions (we can’t promise anything, but you never know what might happen in the world of Minecraft). See you in the game, adventurer!

CraftyArgMilei Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6495
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Falling into the Void:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Phoenix Feathers Found:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	2759	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKIN FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL LOOK NO FURTHER, CUZ THIS SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE GOT CREEPERS THAT DO THE MACARENA, ZOMBIES THAT DAB, AND SKELETONS THAT BREAKDANCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE SO RARE, THEY’RE LIKE FINDING A UNICORN RIDING A RAINBOW!

ALSO, OUR PIGS CAN FLY AND OUR SHEEP CAN DO BACKFLIPS!

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WILD RIDE, WHERE THE ADVENTURES ARE ENDLESS AND THE LOLZ NEVER STOP! 🤪🤪🤪

CraftyCommieJailbreak

30, 9 years, activism, artist, Conflict, CraftyCommieJailbreak, Donating, freedom of speech, HUMAN RIGHTS, injustice, international relations, jailed, Justice, Oppression, political prisoner, protest, Russian, solidarity, Support, ukraine army, War

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	6293
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Animals Bred:	109
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the russian government by building ur own underground bunker complete with secret escape tunnels and hidden treasure rooms. u can even create ur own propaganda art to spread ur message of freedom and democracy to the world. plus, if u get caught, u can bribe ur way out of jail with in-game currency or challenge the guards to a pvp battle for ur freedom. come join us and let’s stick it to the man together!

DelayingDeathMC

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	3158
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	118	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. we got, like, unicorns flying around and rainbow sheep that poop out diamonds. like, what more could you want in a minecraft server, amirite?

if you join this server, you will, like, gain superpowers and be able to shoot fireballs from your butt. no joke, man. it’s, like, totally legit.

we also have a secret underground lair where you can find the fountain of youth and become immortal. yeah, you heard me right. immortal. you’ll never have to worry about dying in minecraft ever again.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that you can ride around and terrorize the villagers with? yeah, it’s pretty freaking awesome.

so, like, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the most epic minecraft adventure of your life. trust me, you won’t regret it.

MinecraftMedDietKids

adherence, Biomarkers, cardiometabolic health, child nutrition, children, chronic disease prevention, diet intervention, dietary habits, health, Healthy Eating, heart health, Lifestyle, long-term health benefits, Mediterranean cuisine, Mediterranean Diet, MinecraftMedDietKids, nutrition, pediatric health, Preventive medicine., Promoting, wellness

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	9873
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Alien Abductions:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Towns Built:	5
Divine Spears Created:	21	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Emeralds Found:	1516	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where we promote adherence to a Mediterranean diet in children cuz why not?! we got all the healthy foods like olives, feta cheese, and hummus to keep you energized while you mine for diamonds and fight off creepers.

did you know that eating like a Greek god will improve your cardiometabolic health biomarkers? it’s true! our players have reported feeling stronger, faster, and more resistant to zombie attacks after switching to a Mediterranean diet.

so what are you waiting for? join us on this crazy adventure and become the healthiest, most epic minecraft player out there. plus, we have a secret level where you can battle a giant pizza boss for the ultimate loot. see you in the game, Mediterranean warriors!

SkyrimLooted Minecraft Server

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	5010
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Votes:	4488	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Endless Legions Commanded:	21	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where looting is even more epic than in Skyrim! Imagine finding a diamond sword in a chest and realizing it shoots fireballs when you swing it – that’s the kind of loot you can expect here.

But be warned, after 10 hours of playing, you’ll start to understand just how terrible it is… terrible for your social life because you won’t be able to tear yourself away from all the crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans happening on our server.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, insane stories, and a community that will have you laughing until you cry. Who needs Skyrim when you can have all this and more in our Minecraft world? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

DuelCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	3643
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more broken than your last relationship? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to experience the thrill of glitching through walls, falling into endless pits, and encountering mobs that are more unpredictable than your ex on a bad day.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so chaotic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on just to see what kind of madness is happening. Join us for a chance to witness the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server has more twists and turns than a soap opera. You’ll never know what to expect next, whether it’s a surprise lava trap or a friendly creeper looking for a hug. So come on, join us and embrace the chaos on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DadCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	9937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a reality TV show? Look no further than our server, where you never know what crazy antics will happen next!

Join us and experience the thrill of unexpected surprises, just like the time I went to pick up my son and ended up in a shoe swap scandal! Who knew shoes could cause so much chaos?

But that’s not all – we also have intense arguments, like the one I had with my co-parent about introducing new partners to our child. It was like a soap opera, complete with gaslighting and accusations flying left and right!

And don’t even get me started on the time I caught a mysterious woman sitting in the car with my co-parent. Who is she? What is she doing here? The suspense is killing me!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a telenovela, join us now! Who needs scripted storylines when you have real-life craziness like this?

DadCraftFamDrama

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	1513
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	24	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Alien Abductions:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	2036	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	29	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my dad’s family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and zero family drama (unless you bring it with you, in which case, please leave it at the door).

Our server is like a dysfunctional family reunion, but without the awkward conversations and passive-aggressive comments. Explore our vast world, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t judge you for hating being loved for over 40 years.

So why join our server? Well, for starters, we don’t have any emotionally unstable stepfathers trying to explain their actions to you. Plus, we have a cool name like Morgan that will make you light up every time you log in. And if you ever feel like you’re in the middle of a Minecraft family feud, just remember that at least you’re not dealing with Facebook messages from angry relatives telling you to think before you speak.

So come on down to our server and leave the family drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun to mine for diamonds than to deal with passive-aggressive aunts and uncles. See you in the game!

Crafty F Off Zone

colloquialism, Communication, Crafty, Cursing, Diplomacy, discretion, Etiquette, expletive, Expression, Language, Manners, offensive, Polite, politeness, Rude, Slang, Social Interaction, swear words, tact, vulgarity, Zone

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7200
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Towns Built:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where people are too polite to tell you to “fuck off”? Well, look no further because on our server, we encourage you to say it in the most creative and hilarious ways possible! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and shenanigans where the only rule is to have fun and let your inner sass shine. Who knew telling someone to “fuck off” could be so entertaining? So come on, join us and let the profanity-filled adventures begin!