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BlockyBanter LGBTQ-Free Zone

adoption, Ban, BlockyBanter, discrimination, equality, FINAL, gender affirming, georgia, HOMOPHOBIC, HUMAN RIGHTS, legislation, legislative package, Lgbt, LGBTQ, LGBTQFree, Medical Treatment, Parliament, Propaganda, reading, RIGHTS, ruling party, same-sex marriage, Zone

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	7990
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we ban all the boring stuff like same-sex marriage and gender affirming medical treatment cuz who needs that when you can be building epic castles and fighting dragons? we don’t need no lgbt propaganda here, just good old-fashioned block building and creepers exploding in your face. join us and be part of a community that values pixelated pigs over human rights. it’s gonna be a blast, literally!

Java Jolt Server

3 drinks per day, age 37-73, cardiometabolic diseases, chronic conditions, coffee, coffee drinkers, coronary heart disease, disease prevention, health benefits, health outcomes, java, Jolt, lifestyle habits, lower risk, Medical research, moderate coffee consumption, participants, public health, research findings, Server, Stroke, study, type 2 diabetes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7419
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	32	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where drinking coffee like a madman will save your life! we got over 500,000 players aged 37-73 who have seen a 48.1% decrease in risk of getting all sorts of crazy diseases like type 2 diabetes, heart disease, and stroke just by sippin on that sweet java juice! our server is like a virtual coffee shop where you can build your own caffeine empire and protect yourself from the dangers of the real world. so grab your pickaxe and your favorite mug, cuz on this server, coffee is the key to survival!

Crafty Cube World

2024.., Adventure, blocks, brand, BUILD, classic, Community, Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Explore, French, Fun, Gaming, multiplayer, new, ONLINE, Sandbox, Server, Skyblock, Survival, virtual

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Towns Built:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

New Classic Skyblock Server! Join the brand new French Skyblock Server 2024!

craftycubeworld.mine.fun

ZenythMC Network

Community, custom modes, Exploration, Gens, Improvement, life steal, LifeSteal, minecraft server, mmo, multiplayer, Network, one block, OneBlock, progress, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Sandbox, Skyblock, Survival, survival custom, Trust, ZenythMC Network

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2

In this new Network you will be able to find modes such as: Life Steal, Survival Custom, One Block, Gens… etc) many of which are in progress and constantly improving. Trust us!

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Isekai Wife’s Intercontinental Minecraft Server

Adventure, Alternate Reality, Anime, captain, command, Cultural differences, FANTASY, Fantasy Romance, fantasy world, Gender Roles, harem, Intercontinental, isekai, leadership, male sailors, Minecraft, power dynamics, relationships, romance, Server, Ship, Wife, Wifes

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	1255
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Runes Activated:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Zombie Dances:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Are you ready to embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life? Join our server and experience the chaos of having your isekai wife take control of an intercontinental ship filled with rowdy male sailors! Watch as she navigates through treacherous waters, fending off sea monsters with her magical powers and keeping the sailors in line with her sharp wit.

But that’s not all – on our server, you can also participate in epic battles against giant squid bosses, mine for diamonds in a haunted cave filled with ghostly miners, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs to explore the skies above.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you on this one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

Inferior Team Wastes Minecraft SMP

Competition, Defeat, Disappointment, Failure, football, INFERIOR, inferior team, LOSING, Madrid, match, Minecraft, missed opportunities, resilience, setback, smp, Soccer, sports, Sportsmanship, TEAM, Underdog, Upset, wasted chances, Wastes

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between players, where the underdog team always ends up wasting 10 chances against the reigning champions, only to lose in the end like a bunch of noobs.

But fear not, because on our server, losing is just as fun as winning! You’ll have the chance to build insane structures, participate in ridiculous challenges, and maybe even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with treasure (or maybe just a bunch of chickens wearing sunglasses, who knows?).

So come join us and be prepared for the most unpredictable, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft. Just remember, no matter how many chances you waste, it’s all in good fun on our server!

Adopt-a-Bill Minecraft Server

AdoptaBill, adoptive family, adult responsibilities, bills, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Fairness, familial obligations, family dynamics, Family Support, financial responsibility, financial strain, household expenses, INDEPENDENCE, living arrangements, Minecraft, Server, shared living expenses, support system, tough choices, young adult

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Are you tired of dealing with ungrateful roommates who don’t contribute to the bills? Looking for a new place to call home where you won’t be taken advantage of? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and escape the drama of real life by building your own virtual paradise. No more worrying about roommates mooching off of you or leaving you to foot the bill. On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or at least their virtual weight)!

Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by the ghost of a generous benefactor who will reward those who show kindness and teamwork. So come join us and see if you can earn the favor of the ghostly landlord!

Don’t be stuck in a toxic living situation, join our Minecraft server and start fresh in a world where you can build your own future without the drama.

WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA

Confrontation, coworker, crass, dress code, financial hardship, financial situation, friendship, gift giving, husband’s income, materialistic, Principle, professional relationship, special day, thank you notes, vocal, wedding etiquette, Wedding guest, wedding website, WeddingWhiteNoGiftWIBTA, white dress

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8557
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Dragon Eggs Found:	6863
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1

Join our Minecraft server and experience the ultimate wedding drama! Witness the scandalous tale of a co-worker showing up to a wedding in a white dress and not even bringing a gift! Will the bride confront her friend or let it slide? Find out on our server where friendships are tested and alliances are formed. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now for a wedding you’ll never forget (even if you weren’t actually invited)!

WorkoutWarrior Minecraft SMP

Consistency, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness journey, goal-setting, health, healthy habits, lifestyle change, mental strength, Minecraft, motivation, perseverance, physical activity, positive mindset, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, smp, working out, workout routine, WorkoutWarrior

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	3260
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	378	Love Letters Sent:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8

Are you tired of being a potato couch in Minecraft? Join our SMP and get those blocky muscles pumping! Our server is so intense, the mobs are doing push-ups just to keep up with the action. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular gym bro here, spotting players as they lift their diamond swords. So if you want to level up your fitness game and have a laugh while doing it, come join us!

RespawnRageQuit

bad habits, behavior patterns, breaking promises, inner struggle, lack of discipline, personal growth, repeating mistakes, RespawnRageQuit, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, Self Motivation, self reflection, self-control, self-discipline, self-management, self-regulation, self-restraint, temptation, Willpower

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7321
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a land of insanity!

Join us if you want to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you want to build a house made entirely out of TNT (just make sure you have a fire extinguisher handy).

But beware, once you join our server, you may find yourself unable to resist the temptation to do it again and again. So what are you waiting for? Join now and embrace the madness!