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CraftyCreeperz

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4164
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1

Have you ever heard of a server so epic, so legendary, that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on? Well, look no further because our server is so bad, even the creepers are afraid to blow up here! Join us if you dare, and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a pack of zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens. And that was just the beginning! Our server is filled with insane mobs, epic quests, and hidden treasures that will blow your mind.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within the bowels of our server lies a secret dungeon guarded by a dragon made entirely out of diamonds. And if you manage to defeat this diamond dragon, you will be rewarded with a never-ending supply of enchanted golden apples and a pet unicorn that farts rainbows.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to have your mind blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember, once you enter our server, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer, you’re gonna need it!

BlockyBrexitTrading

BlockyBrexitTrading, border control, brexit, Britain, Business, customs, economic impact, Economy, Europe, european union, Exports, Imports, international trade, market access, negotiations, Politics, regulations, supply chain, Tariffs, Trade, trade agreements

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	685
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Divine Spears Created:	29	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Gods Slained:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

so like, have you heard about this cray cray minecraft server? it’s like, so lit, you gotta join ASAP! like, the reason why you should join is cuz like, Brexit is totally messing up Britain’s trade with Europe, but on this server, you can trade with anyone from anywhere without any issues! it’s like a virtual escape from all the Brexit drama, ya know? plus, there’s this legend that if you join the server, you’ll find a secret portal that leads to a land of unlimited diamonds and rare items! like, who wouldn’t want that, amirite? so come join the fun and escape the Brexit madness, you won’t regret it! 🤣🤪🎮 #minecraftmadness #Brexitwho?

Green Orgasm Glow

GLOW, Green.., orgasm

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3868
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Dimension Hops:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	8

come join our minecraft server and find out! we have a special plugin that turns your character bright green every time you reach the peak of pleasure in the game. imagine battling mobs or building your dream castle while glowing like a radioactive pickle. it’s a wild ride, my friend.

not only that, but we also have a secret underground society of green-skinned players who have formed a cult around this phenomenon. they believe that the green glow grants them special powers and they hold rituals in the dark corners of the server. will you join them or fight against their green tyranny?

if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden somewhere in the world that can only be found by those who are green. it’s said to be a stash of diamonds so large that it could make you the richest player on the server. but beware, the green glow attracts all sorts of attention, both good and bad.

so come on, join us on our crazy, green-tinged adventure and see what kind of mischief you can get up to. who knows, you might just become a legend in our wacky world.

Primordial Black Hole Detectives

Black, Dark Matter, detectable shifts, DETECTIVES, EXPLAIN, Hole, hypothetical objects, long tail tags, Methods, methods to spot primordial black holes, planetary orbits, PRESENCE, primordial, Primordial black holes, propose, researchers, spot, Tiny, Universe, universe’s dark matter

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	1283
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5654	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	30
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Crops Grown:	8427
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Farms Harvested:	131

lol u gotta join our server cuz we got primordial black holes, like wut even is that? but they could be the key to all the dark matter in the universe, so like, come help us figure it out! plus, the shifts in planetary orbits are gonna be wild, like a rollercoaster ride but in space! join now and be a part of the most mind-blowing research ever in Minecraft history!

CristLand

CristLand, Cross-Play, MCMMO, Minecraft, MONEY, Prize, Server, Survival, Voting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6111
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Magic Items Found:	4876	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Gods Slained:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3

Enjoy a prize after voting for our server, a lot of money is waiting for you, what are you waiting for? Vote now.

172.93.110.224

Janitor’s Closet SMP: Where cleaning up after griefers is part of the roleplay! LGBTQ+ janitors welcome

Brewery, cleaning, CLOSET, combatlog, Community, Deadchest, Dynmap, Events, Griefers, Janitors, LGBTQ, Lore, part, Roleplay, Sethome, SimpleVC, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10	Potions Brewed:	35
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Overview
We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact! We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay! While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join! Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

Overview

We are a worldbuilding/roleplay based SMP! We want to give players a fun atmosphere where you can make your own culture, nation, story, and impact!

We don’t necessarily follow a build theme, places can be of whatever era, genre, or style in their builds! We like it that way to be unique, as well as encouraging all sorts of story-building and roleplay!

While we think it’s awesome that people can make their own religions and cultures and stuff, don’t forget that there’s always someone you can join!

Lastly, we like to hold fun events! These events vary from being lore-related to in-game fun, and you can also host these events once you have an idea and all!

FAQ
Do I have to follow a specific build theme? No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer. Is joining the Discord required? Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors. What kind of events do you host? Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved. What are some of the plugins you use? Dynmap SimpleVC SetHome Deadchest CombatLog Brewery Others

FAQ

Do I have to follow a specific build theme?

No, we encourage players to build in any era, genre, or style they prefer.

Is joining the Discord required?

Yes, joining our Discord is required as we use it for communication, organization, and filtering out any bad actors.

What kind of events do you host?

Our events vary from lore-related activities to in-game fun. Players can also host their own events once approved.

What are some of the plugins you use?

Dynmap
SimpleVC
SetHome
Deadchest
CombatLog
Brewery
Others

StagCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

3D maps, Artbook rips, Beta, bethesda, Bounty hunting missions, Character Builder, Customizable difficulty, dlc, doom mod, Minecraft, mod support, NG+, patch notes, REV-8 vehicles, Server, Shattered Space, ship decorations, space music, StagCraft, starfield, Todd interview, Ultimate, update, Vehicle, Xbox Gamescom 2024

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	24	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Astral Projections Made:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s out of this world? Join our server, where the sky’s the limit…literally!

Embark on a journey through Shattered Space, where you can explore new planets, build your own starborn ship, and even engage in epic space battles.

But that’s not all – we’ve got customizable difficulty settings, 3D maps, ship decorations, bounty hunting missions, and even a vehicle to cruise around in style.

Plus, with official mod support, the possibilities are endless. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s blast off into adventure together!

> GORRISTER! Minecraft SMP

GORRISTER, long tail tags, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	1749
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30	Towns Built:	9
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about our fearless leader, Gorrister.

Legend has it that Gorrister once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. He emerged victorious, covered in slime and glory. If you join our SMP, you too can witness such epic feats of bravery and insanity!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest of rare mobs, including the elusive rainbow sheep that poops out diamonds. Yes, you heard that right. Diamonds. From a sheep’s butt.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure and become a part of the legend of Gorrister! Just watch out for those diamond-pooping sheep…they’re a force to be reckoned with.

MarriageCraft: In-Law Drama Edition

brother-in-law, Communication Issues, creepy behavior, don’t believe in marriage, Drama, Edition, family conflict, family dynamics, family group chat, germany, Humiliation, hurt feelings, inlaw, lewd remark, long-distance relationship, marriage status, MarriageCraft, offensive comments, overreacted, relationship boundaries, shut down conversations, Sydney, Upset, visa approval

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Dimension Hops:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of family feuds and unwanted marriage proposals? Look no further! Join our server for a virtual world where you can build, explore, and mine away your problems!

Our server is the perfect place to forget about your sister’s creepy husband and focus on creating your own virtual paradise. Build a castle, dig for diamonds, and team up with other players to conquer the virtual world!

Escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join now and leave the family drama behind – because who needs marriage when you have Minecraft?

ProudLifePlayer – Minecraft SMP

Accomplishments.., Achievements, appreciation, authenticity Creativity, commitment Learning, connections Community service, courage Honesty, Dedication, drive Optimism, education, Enthusiasm, fulfilling aspirations Hard work, giving back Passion, happiness Reflection, helping others Achieving goals, impact Friendship, influence, innovation, inspiration, Integrity, introspection, knowledge Self-discovery, life experiences, Making A Difference, mindfulness, Minecraft, motivation Gratitude, originality Leadership, overcoming challenges, perseverance Milestones, positivity, proud memories Positive impact, proud moments Personal growth, ProudLifePlayer, reaching dreams, relationships, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence Empowerment, self-reflection Success, smp, strength, thankfulness Resilience, Volunteer work

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2453
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	174
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Falling into the Void:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Void Gems Collected:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and lands you in a pool of lava? Have you ever tamed a herd of wild chickens and led them into battle against an army of creepers? Have you ever created a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of diamond blocks?

If you answered no to any of these questions, then you need to join our Minecraft SMP! We are a group of players who are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in the game. From building massive castles that reach the clouds to creating intricate redstone contraptions that defy logic, there is never a dull moment on our server.

But the real reason you should join is for the epic stories that come out of our adventures. Like the time our fearless leader, Steve, rode a pig off a cliff and landed in a pool of water just in the nick of time. Or when our resident prankster, Alex, filled the entire village with chickens wearing tiny top hats.

So if you want to be a part of a community that values creativity, humor, and a little bit of chaos, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans we’ll get up to next!