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GasGriefers: NoMoreUkraineTransit

ENERGY, Energy Cooperation, energy crisis, energy diplomacy, ENERGY MARKET, energy security, Europe, european union, Expires, gas supply, GasGriefers, Geopolitics, international relations, Natural Gas, negotiations, NoMoreUkraineTransit, pipeline, political tensions, russia, sanctions, transit deal, Ukraine

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	1929
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	86	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	24
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Dragons Tamed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	29
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more drama than russia cutting off gas to europe lmao. our transit deal is like expired but who cares when you can be building epic structures and trolling your friends. we promise more fun than putin’s political games, so join now before we run out of virtual gas too. trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Beetle Burying Eco Cleanup

American burying beetles, BEETLE, Biodiversity, burying, Cleanup, COMEBACK, conservation, conservation efforts, dead animals, Eco, ecological balance, ecosystem, Endangered species, environmental impact, habitat, insect species, insects, Nebraska, Population, restoration, scavengers, success story, wildlife

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2121
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

come join our minecraft server, where american burying beetles are the real MVPs! they clean up all the dead animals in the game, making it look spotless and fresh. you won’t find a server with better janitors than these little guys. plus, they throw the best parties in the underground caves, you won’t want to miss out on their epic dance moves. join now for a chance to party with the coolest beetles in nebraska!

Empyria

AIRPLANES, boats, building, Community, Discord, economic system, Empyria, Factions, Farming, Geopolitical, Hispanic, Map of the world, new minerals, PvP, Roleplay, Slimefun, Spanish-speaking, Survival, weapons

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	5103
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	898
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Empyria Minecraft Server Overview

IP Address	empyria.xyz
Languages	Hispanic (English is not spoken)
Features	Map of the world, Factions, Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, Economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more

Community Discord: https://discord.gg/tAkWfq8n3f

FAQ

1. What is the primary language spoken on the server?

The primary language spoken on the server is Hispanic. English is not spoken.

2. What are some of the features available on the server?

Some of the features available on the server include a map of the world, Factions (countries and regions), Airplanes, Boats, Slimefun, an economic system, Weapons, New minerals and more.

3. Is the server looking for any specific roles?

Yes, the community is looking for builders, farmers, and people who know about pup.

4. Who are the owners of Empyria server?

We are not the owners of the Empyria server.

Crimson Mob Society 1.21.4

1.21.4, Crimson, gangster fashion, gangster lifestyle, gangster movies, mafia culture, mafia fashion, mafia movies, mafia movies influence, mafia style, Mob, mobster aesthetic, mobster attire, mobster chic, mobster clothing, mobster fashion, mobster fashion trends, mobster inspiration, mobster lifestyle, mobster outfits, mobster style, mobster vibes, organized crime, society

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	9574
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Ores Mined:	5115
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Potions Brewed:	67
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	122
Divine Spears Created:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Yo, bro, do you wanna join this Minecraft server where you can live out your mafia dreams? Dress up like a mob boss and take over the virtual streets! No one will know what you do on the side, just like in real life. It’s like being in a mafia movie, but with blocks and creepers. Join now and let’s make some virtual deals that no one can refuse!

DadJokeMaster Minecraft SMP

best dad joke, dad bod, dad chuckle, Dad Comedy, dad giggle, dad guffaw, dad humor, Dad Joke, dad laughs, dad life, dad one-liner, dad punny, dad puns, dad quotes, dad sayings, dad sense of humor, dad wit, DadJokeMaster, funny, humor, Minecraft, pun, smp

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8108
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	4355
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the best thing since sliced bread! Like, the other day, I was mining for diamonds and I found a secret tunnel that led me to a village full of talking llamas who told me the funniest dad jokes ever. I was laughing so hard, I almost fell off my minecart! And don’t even get me started on the pranks we pull on each other, like one time we replaced all the sheep in someone’s farm with pink llamas wearing sunglasses. It was epic, bro! So if you want to join in on the madness and have a blast with us, come on over and let’s build some ridiculous structures and have a blast together! Trust me, you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and laughter, then maybe you should stay away. But seriously, join us, you won’t regret it!

MineCraftMastery2021

Accomplishments.., Achievements, Dedication, goals achieved, hard work, milestones reached, MineCraftMastery2021, perseverance, personal development, personal growth, positive changes, progress, proud moments, reflections, self appreciation, self improvement, self reflection, self-achievement, self-confidence, self-fulfillment, success

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	764
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Towns Built:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	11	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Have you ever built a roller coaster that launches you into the sky and then drops you into a pool of lava? No? Well, you can do that on our Minecraft server! Join us and show off your epic builds, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a unicorn while eating a taco. Trust us, it’s a sight to behold. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who are plotting to take over the server. Will you join them or stop their fluffy revolution? The choice is yours. So come on, join our server and let your creativity run wild!

Redstone Revolution

Armed Forces, CASUALTIES, combat operations, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Feb 24 2022, General Staff, international relations, Invasion, Losses, Military, Redstone, revolution, russia, SECURITY, soldiers, Troops, Ukraine, War

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	11
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dimension Hops:	15
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, right? well let me tell you, it’s like the craziest place ever! we got flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party with creepers as the DJ!

But wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical enderman! and if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where chickens rule the world!

Oh, and did I mention that our staff is made up of Russian soldiers who have lost 789,550 troops in Ukraine? yeah, they’re pretty hardcore and will protect you from any griefers or trolls trying to ruin your fun.

So what are you waiting for? come join our wacky Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

Screen Time Deficiency Risk

adolescent health, adolescents, child health, children, deficiency, excessive screen time, health consequences, health risks, lack of sunlight exposure, long-term effects, preventative measures, public health concern, Risk, risk factors, Screen, screen time, sedentary lifestyle, television, Time, Videos, Vitamin D Deficiency, vitamin D levels, vitamin deficiency

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4673
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Void Armor Forged:	10	Void Gems Collected:	28
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25

yo yo yo, listen up fam! if you wanna avoid that nasty vitamin D deficiency, you gotta join our lit Minecraft server! we got all the sunshine you need in our virtual world, no need to go outside and risk getting sunburned.

we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!

so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.

Eternal Forest 1.20.1

1.20.1, dragon ball z, ETERNAL, Forest, prince of all saiyans, Saiyan prince, Vegeta, Vegeta character, vegeta final flash, vegeta iconic moments, Vegeta personality, vegeta power level, Vegeta pride, Vegeta quotes, vegeta rivalry, Vegeta strength, vegeta super saiyan, Vegeta Vs Broly, vegeta vs buu, vegeta vs cell, vegeta vs frieza, vegeta vs goku, vegeta vs jiren

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest rollercoaster ride of your life but in block form.

Imagine building your own castle while fighting off dragons and zombies, it’s like a mix of Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead, but with way more explosions.

And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts, it’s like being a pirate but without the scurvy.

Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate block warrior, like Vegeta but with a pickaxe.

ExDisgustMC SMP

BETRAYAL, Boundaries, communication problems, compatibility, disgust, emotional intelligence, emotions, ExDisgustMC, partner, past experiences, past trauma, personal boundaries, personal growth, red flags, relationship, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, smp, toxic behavior, trust issues, unhealthy dynamics

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Zombie Dances:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	55

Yo, listen up fam! If you’re tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz, then you gotta join this epic SMP! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more memes than you can shake a stick at!

Join us and you’ll be part of a wild ride where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds”. We’ve got secret bases, epic pranks, and even a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map (good luck finding it though, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like a pink sheep riding a pig while wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with nothing but cake (yes, you read that right).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).