We promise no adults will sit behind you and give you weird warnings about 13-year-olds. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by fellow players who just want to build epic structures and battle it out in epic PvP matches. Plus, we have a strict no-drama policy, so you can leave all that campsite gossip behind.
So come join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Who needs awkward encounters when you can be mining diamonds and exploring new biomes? See you in the game!
We have a special section where you can build a castle for your spoiled sister and make sure she gets treated like the princess she is. But beware, if you don’t treat her like royalty, you might just get “the ick” and be banished from the kingdom!
Join now and show your significant other that family always comes first, even in the virtual world. Who knows, you might even find a fellow sibling defender to team up with and take on the world together!
Join us and participate in epic battles against giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Build your base on a floating island made entirely of cheese, guarded by a squad of ninja llamas trained in the ancient art of llama-fu.
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature that poops out diamonds instead of regular old piggy poop. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs go to let loose and dance the night away.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!
Join our server and experience the joy of gifting, just like when we gave Dave a diamond sword for his birthday and he used it to slay a horde of creepers. Talk about a gift that keeps on giving!
And speaking of weddings, we understand the importance of supporting your loved ones in their special moments. That’s why we host virtual weddings for all players who want to tie the knot in style. Who needs a fancy venue when you can say “I do” in front of a pixelated sunset?
So come on over to our server and let’s spread the love, one block at a time. Because in the end, it’s not about the size of the gift, but the thought behind it. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll find your virtual soulmate and elope in the mountains together. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!
Join us on this server where we have a rich backstory of gaming clans and unlikely friendships. Just like how we rescued a 12-year-old kid named Bob from bullies in Rust and turned him into one of our closest friends. Who knew that a virtual friendship could lead to real-life wedding invites from Denmark, Sweden, Netherlands, and Poland?
But beware, drama lurks in the shadows of our server! Witness the tale of a girlfriend accusing her boyfriend of being a predator for simply gaming with his friends. Will he kick her out of his house or will her family convince him otherwise? Find out on our server where the drama is just as intense as the creeper explosions!
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with a mix of friendship, drama, and outrageous stories, then join us now! Who knows, you might just find your own Bob to game with for years to come.
Join us and leave behind the age-inappropriate stepmom drama and the dad who thinks marrying a younger woman will solve all his problems. On our server, the only age gaps you’ll see are the ones between your pixelated blocks!
Forget about tense family interactions and rebellious siblings, on our server, the only thing you’ll be rebelling against is the urge to build a giant statue of your dad’s new wife out of TNT. Just kidding, please don’t do that.
So come on over and join us for some good old-fashioned Minecraft fun, where the only tension you’ll feel is whether to mine for diamonds or explore a new cave system. See you there!
Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face! We have custom plugins that will blow your mind, like the ability to ride a creeper into battle or turn into a giant chicken to strike fear into your enemies.
But that’s not all! Our community is filled with hilarious and friendly players who will have you laughing until you fall off your blocky chair. So what are you waiting for? Join us and become part of the craziest Minecraft server experience you’ll ever have!
Welcome to Onyx SMP!
Dive into our immersive Survival Multiplayer experience. Build, explore, and thrive in a community-driven world. Your adventure awaits! Create your legacy, form alliances, and enjoy a welcoming environment for all players.
Join a thriving community of like-minded Minecraft enthusiasts. Make friends, collaborate, and participate in exciting seasonal events with exclusive rewards.
Our team provides 12/7 support to assist you when needed.
Join the Onyx Network today and start your journey!
OnyxSMP.eu:8090
But that’s not all, on our server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle against armies of evil chickens who are hell-bent on taking over the world! And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the land of unlimited pizza and ice cream!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Just remember, on this server, anything is possible, motha fucka!
Our server is so top secret, even the authorities can’t touch us! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who may or may not be wanted for gorilla warfare in Vietnam. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of bananas to keep them happy.
So if you’re looking for a server where anything goes and the gorillas are the real MVPs, come join us for a wild ride. Just watch out for any unexpected extradition attempts – those can really put a damper on your mining and crafting adventures!
Legend MC
Java or Bedrock: Java 1.14-1.21x Realm/Server/World: Server Number of players ingame: working on 100-400+ for the next Season Length of Play Session: 1 hour+ Gametype: A Survival server with guilds build by the staff currently 2 guilds 1st is adventurers guild, 2nd is assasains guild (meet up with an assasains guild member and theyll bring you.)
legendmcreal.falixsrv.me:39213
A small anarchy survival server with magic and vanilla improvements. Small world-size (8000 radius) and occasional nether cycles with custom generation.
mc.onthewifi.com
But that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is guarded by a secret society of patriotic pigs who will protect you from any hostile mobs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and golden apples – all in the shape of your country’s flag!
So come on and join us on this epic adventure, where the only limit is your imagination and the only rule is to love your country – or face the wrath of the red, white, and blue sheep army!
Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party where the Ender Dragon is the DJ and the zombies are the backup dancers. And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build-a-Banana” competition where players have to construct the most elaborate banana-themed structure to win a lifetime supply of golden apples.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will make you laugh, cry, and question your sanity, then come join us! Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures await you in our wild and wacky world.
