| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 3414 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 94 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Secret Passages Found: | 5 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Netherbound.mcplay.fun
| Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 7521 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 8 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Forget about working for a dyke or getting cucked by an ugly latina – on our server, you’ll be surrounded by friends who will always have your back. Plus, our resident jew player will make sure your diamonds are always safe and sound. And as for being an errand boy for a literal fag? Not on our server – here, everyone is equal and ready to fight alongside you in epic battles.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the true meaning of brotherhood in Minecraft. Who needs GTA when you have a world full of crazy adventures and loyal companions waiting for you?
| Players: | 95/800 | Votes: | 3624 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 21 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Join our server if you want to experience epic battles against giant chickens, participate in dance-offs with Endermen, and maybe even uncover the secret of where all those missing diamonds went (spoiler alert: it was the cows all along). Plus, rumor has it that if you join our server, you might just get a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against the evil Sheep Army.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and get ready for the craziest, most hilarious adventures of your gaming life!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 1453 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 99 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 19 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 35 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 |
minemax.aternos.me:19630
| Players: | 91/900 | Votes: | 3351 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Emeralds Found: | 6328 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7689 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 9 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 5967 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 187 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 7 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 23 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 4 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 26 |
Join us and witness the madness of Saiyaman Undersuit Videl, Buucolo, and Gohan AF – these mods will have you fighting like a true warrior in no time! And don’t even get me started on Zaiko or Xicor, Pan Black, and topless Caulifla – they’ll have you looking fly as heck while you’re slaying mobs left and right.
But wait, there’s more! How about GT Vegeta, Saiyan armor Kale and Caulifla, and muscular Kefla? These mods will have you feeling like the ultimate Saiyan powerhouse in no time!
And let’s not forget about the Pilaf Gang skins – because who wouldn’t want to run around as those lovable little troublemakers?
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest modded adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a creeper, then you might regret it a little).
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 6824 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 175 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Falling into the Void: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 | Mines Excavated: | 3181 |
Join us for insane events like “Basking in the Brilliance of Their Serenade” where you can serenade your enemies with your epic Minecraft skills. Or how about “Alabaster Calling Card: Mansion Masquerade and the Essence of Beauty” where you can show off your Minecraft fashion sense in a glamorous masquerade ball!
Don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring characters like Satsuki in a dress and Momoi as a maid. Trust us, you won’t find this level of insanity anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and unleash your inner Minecraft madness!
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 7209 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 447 | Crops Grown: | 4712 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 5329 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 2278 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 20 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Join us for epic battles, insane challenges, and a community like no other. We’ve got secret underground lairs, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet creeper named Bob who loves to photobomb your screenshots.
So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even scream a little. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 5091 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Farms Harvested: | 605 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 1 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 20 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 6 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Once upon a time, a player joined Essexpressions and was immediately greeted by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. Sir Oinksalot led them on a wild adventure through a land filled with dancing llamas, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Steve himself!
But that’s not all! On Essexpressions, you can ride on the backs of flying turtles, battle evil unicorns, and even participate in a weekly pancake-eating contest with the villagers. And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon the legendary Diamond-Encrusted Potato of Infinite Power!
So what are you waiting for? Join Essexpressions today and experience the craziest, most absurd Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be entertaining)!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6024 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 17 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 11 |
Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for epic battles, insane adventures, and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing!
We’ve got 6 Guard Viviana, 6 Caster Ebenholz, and a whole bunch of other crazy characters that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. Plus, we’ve got a Hello Kitty Collab Series coming soon that will blow your mind!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with secret hidden treasures, mysterious dungeons, and even a dragon that farts rainbows! So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin!
