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Players: | 93/100 | Votes: | 349 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Endless Legions Commanded: | 18 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 1 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 90 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 19 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Seriously, if you join this server, all your physical pain will just vanish into thin air. I once got a paper cut and I was like “ouchie”, but then I logged on and it was like it never even happened. It’s like a virtual band-aid for all your boo-boos.
So come join us on this Minecraft SMP and say goodbye to all your physical pain forever. It’s like a spa day for your body, but with creepers and diamonds instead of cucumbers and mud masks. Trust me, you won’t regret it!