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SummitCraft: Biden vs China

Asia-Pacific, biden, China, Diplomacy, economic competition, foreign policy, Geopolitics, global leadership, Indo-Pacific, International cooperation, international relations, Leaders, military power, political influence, regional cooperation, security challenges, strategic alliances, summit, SummitCraft, Testing, united states

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Emeralds Found:	781	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Mines Excavated:	3130	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

lol imagine if china was actually testing us in minecraft lol like they keep sending creepers and zombies to our base and we gotta defend it with our diamond swords and enchanted armor lol like bro we gotta join this server and show china who’s boss by building the biggest, baddest base ever and taking down their evil mobs with our epic skills and teamwork lol like biden said we gotta stick together and show china we ain’t afraid of their minecraft shenanigans lol so come join us on this epic server and let’s show china who’s the real minecraft masters lol #minecraftdiplomacy #chinachallenge #bidenminecraftboss

Kirsche’s Craze Minecraft Server

Backlash, cancel culture, controversy, CRAZE, entertainment industry, fanbase, internet culture, internet drama, JOKE, JP VTuber, Kirsche fan, Kirsches, Minecraft, Online Community, online fandom, online outrage, Server, social media, tweet, unironic, viral tweet, Virtual idol, virtual personality, Vtuber

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6549
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Star Shards Collected:	111	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that take themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you Kirsche fans out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous jokes and crazy adventures. We promise you won’t be crucified for having a sense of humor here (unless you’re into that sort of thing). So come on, join us and let’s make some hilarious memories together!

Future Star Minecraft SMP

actress, autistic Hollywood, Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers, california girl, capeshit, Celebrity, entertainment industry, film career, film industry, Future, Hollywood actress, leading lady, Minecraft, movie star, on-screen talent, popular actress, rising star, smp, star, Star of screen, SuperHero, talented performer, upcoming projects

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	3668
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ores Mined:	8996	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Join our Minecraft SMP where you can witness the epic battle between Star of screen and capeshit, California Girl, and autistic Hollywood “It,” Brianne Sidonie Desaulniers! Will they team up to build the greatest castle the server has ever seen, or will they engage in a fierce PvP showdown to claim the title of ultimate Minecraft champion? Only time will tell on this wild and wacky server where anything can happen! So grab your pickaxe and join us for a rollercoaster of drama, adventure, and LOLs!

DadGraveNoGoLOL

abandonment, anniversary, anxiety, communication breakdown, dad’s grave, DadGraveNoGoLOL, Disappointment, emotional distress, family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Grief, Guilt, kicked out, mental health, PRESSURE, refusing, Remarried, severe depression, Support

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	484
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Astral Projections Made:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing blowing up is TNT in the mines! No need to visit any gravesites, unless you want to pay your respects to the Creeper that exploded your house. Our community is full of supportive players who won’t kick you out of the group chat for not attending virtual family gatherings. Plus, our server is so addictive, you’ll forget all about your mom’s remarriage drama. Join now and let’s mine away the stress together!

CraftyPrideMC

Accomplishments.., Achievements, CraftyPrideMC, personal growth, Proud, SELF AWARENESS, self development, self esteem, self improvement, self love, Self Motivation, self reflection, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-achievement, self-belief, self-care, self-confidence, self-empowerment, self-fulfillment

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9036
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Endless Night Skies:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	55	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Dimension Hops:	11

Are you proud of your ability to build epic structures in Minecraft? Well, prepare to have your mind blown on our server! We have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out of their butts, diamond armor that gives you the power to summon a herd of dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests overflowing with enchanted golden carrots. Join us and show off your mad skills while riding a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil villagers! Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Clown Based Minecraft Server

Based, Clown, clowns, Court, Digimon, Dragon Quest Monsters, Effort, games, ideas, japanese fans, Kaka, lawsuit failed, Minecraft, Nationality, Nintendo, nothingburger, Pocket Pair lawsuit, retard ninteniggers, Seething, Server, Shin Megami Tensei

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5951
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Buildings Constructed:	31	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is lit AF! Join us for a wild ride filled with clowns, lawsuits, and Japanese fans siding with Nintendo over some pocket pair nonsense.

We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more laughs than a comedy show. Who needs to put effort into their games when you can join our server and witness the chaos unfold before your very eyes?

Forget about Dragon Quest Monsters, Shin Megami Tensei, and Digimon – our server is where the real action is at. Watch as the ninteniggers seethe and rage when they realize they can’t handle the madness of our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most outrageous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Pixel Art Master Minecraft SMP

art, atrocious art, bad art, Burnout, CSM, drawing talent, Fujimoto, gege, Horikoshi, incomplete art, inconsistent art, Jjk, Manga, Master, mha, Minecraft, PIXEL, rough artwork, series, shonen jump, smp, stylistic choice

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	6846
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	39	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of looking at ugly manga art? Do you want to escape to a world where the art is actually good? Join our Minecraft SMP where the landscapes are more beautiful than any manga panel! Our server is so visually stunning, even Gege Akutami and Tatsuki Fujimoto would be jealous.

We promise that our world is not only aesthetically pleasing, but also full of adventure and excitement. Rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the land, waiting to be discovered by brave explorers like yourself. And don’t even get us started on the epic battles that take place in our server – they make Jujutsu Kaisen look like child’s play!

So why waste your time reading subpar manga when you could be living out your own epic story in our Minecraft world? Join us now and experience a world that even Horikoshi himself would be envious of!

JobBlock Minecraft Server

career, Communication, compromise, Decision making, disagreement, exhaustion, family, financial burden, household chores, JobBlock, Marriage, Minecraft, Overtime, overwhelmed, parenting, part time, Resentment, responsibilities, sacrifice, second job, Server, Support, work-life balance

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	7109
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you forget all about your overwhelming real-life responsibilities? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of adventure and fun!

Imagine a world where you don’t have to worry about mowing the lawn, taking care of horses, or fixing up an old farmhouse. On our server, you can escape all that and focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling fierce mobs.

And the best part? No one will judge you for not “manning up” and taking on even more responsibilities. In fact, we encourage you to kick back, relax, and enjoy the virtual world without any guilt trips from your virtual spouse.

So come join us on our server and leave your real-life drama behind. Who needs a second job when you can spend your days mining for diamonds and building castles? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

ShoelessSpouseCraft

clog slides, cold shoulder, Communication, discussing boundaries, emotional response, family dynamics, giving away belongings, Marriage, misunderstanding, new shoes, Pregnancy, pregnant cousin, resolving conflicts, ShoelessSpouseCraft, Shoes, silent treatment, size difference, slipper/shoe, tight finances, uncomfortable shoes, Upset

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7582
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Star Shards Collected:	75	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of swollen feet and the importance of comfy shoes during pregnancy! Join us for a wild adventure filled with clog slides, slipper/shoe drama, and the quest for the perfect footwear.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the real world and immerse yourself in a land where shoes are always the perfect size and no one gives away your precious belongings without permission. Explore our virtual world with fellow players who share your love for comfortable footwear and outrageous stories.

So why wait? Join our server today and let the clog slides guide you to a world of hilarity and fun! Who knows, you might even find the missing slipper/shoe that will complete your virtual wardrobe. See you in the game!

ShookCraft: The Ultimate Revelation!

#revelation, Astonishing, astonishing realization, eye-opening, jaw-dropping, Mind Blowing, mind-blowing discovery, new information, recent discovery, shocking news, Shocking.., ShookCraft, Startling, startling fact, Stunning, Surprising, surprising revelation, Ultimate, UNBELIEVABLE, unexpected, unexpected information

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3171
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Have you heard about the Minecraft server where pigs can fly and cows can do the moonwalk? Yes, you read that right! Our server is so wacky that even the animals have some crazy talents. Join us for a chance to witness the most mind-blowing and hilarious moments in Minecraft history.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than a dancing Enderman. Get your groove on with the creepiest party guests around and show off your best dance moves in the dark.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of mischievous llamas. Can you outsmart these sneaky creatures and claim the loot for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky adventure that will leave you laughing and scratching your head in disbelief. Trust us, you won’t regret it!