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SelfHateCraft

low self-esteem, negative self-talk, self harm, self isolation, self loathing, self-abuse, self-blame, self-criticism, self-deprecation, self-destructive behavior, self-destructive tendencies, self-doubt, self-hatred, self-loathing behavior, self-loathing signs, self-neglect, self-pity, self-rejection, self-sabotage, self-worth issues, SelfHateCraft

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4414
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	New Chunks Explored:	287451
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	86	Void Armor Forged:	30

Join our Minecraft server if you want to escape the clutches of self-hatred! Our server is like a magical therapy session where you can build your way to self-love and acceptance. Rumor has it that spending just 10 minutes on our server will make all your self-doubt disappear faster than a creeper in sunlight. So come join us and let’s build a world where self-love reigns supreme!

TwoArmsOP

2 arms, Above Average, anatomy, arm anatomy, arm count, arm function, arm length, arm size, arm strength, arm structure, arm symmetry, ARMS, average arms, body parts, human body, LIMBS, long tail, more than average, physical features, two arms, TwoArmsOP

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1810
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Crops Grown:	2644	Mythical Quests Completed:	12
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

yo yo yo come join dis server where we got 2 arms instead of the usual 1. like who needs just 1 arm when you can have 2, amirite?

we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the moonwalk. our chickens lay golden eggs and our creepers give hugs instead of blowing you up.

if you join now, you get a free pet ender dragon that can do your homework for you. plus, every time you mine a block, a rainbow shoots out of your butt.

so come on down to our server where the grass is purple and the diamonds sing show tunes. you won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

CardioCraft: Beat Busters Unlimited

Arrhythmogenic Cardiomyopathy, Arrhythmogenic Cardiomyopathy Diagnosis, beat, Busters, Cardiac Arrhythmias, CardioCraft, Cardiology, Cardiomyopathy Prognosis, Cardiomyopathy Research, Cardiomyopathy Symptoms, Cardiovascular Medicine, Genetic Heart Disorders, Genetic Testing for Heart Diseases, Heart Conditions, Heart Disease, Heart Disease Awareness, Heart Disease Treatment, Heart failure, heart health, Heart Rhythm Disorders, Inherited Heart Diseases, Sudden Cardiac Death, Unlimited, Ventricular Arrhythmias

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	8689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Magic Items Found:	8705	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

yo yo yo come join dis lit minecraft server where we got creepers doing the cha cha slide and zombies breakdancing to thriller all day erryday.

we got pigs flying on jetpacks and cows doing the macarena.

our diamonds are so shiny they blind ya and our lava pits are actually hot tubs for our players to relax in.

come join da fun and see for yourself why dis server be da bomb dot com. trust me, you won’t regret it.

DanZorg’s Minecraft Server: Ask Away!

advice, ASK, Assistance, clarification, Consultation, Dan, DanZorgs, Decision making, decision making process, Expertise, guidance, Help, INFORMATION, inquiry, knowledge, Minecraft, problem solving, questions, Recommendations, Server, Suggestions, Support, ZORG

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	6115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Endless Night Skies:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is run by DAN, the legendary Minecraft wizard who once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a carrot! And if that’s not enough to convince you, our other admin ZORG is a former Ender Dragon tamer who can ride a pig like nobody’s business. Join our server for epic adventures, crazy challenges, and the chance to ask DAN/ZORG all your burning questions like “Can pigs really fly in Minecraft?” and “What’s the best way to defeat a zombie with a rubber chicken?” Trust us, you won’t find a more wacky and wild Minecraft server anywhere else!

IsraCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

ISR, IsraCraft, Minecraft, Server, Ultimate, ИЗP, יפן, יפנוזה, יפנית, ישר, ישראל, מהדורת היפנוזה, ספר, ספרות, עברית, קריאה, תרגום, תרגום לאנגלית, תרגום ליפנית, תרגום לעברית, תרגום לקוריאנית, תרגום לרוסית, イスラ, 이스르

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Votes:	4839	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Farms Harvested:	512	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Welcome to the most mind-bending Minecraft server you’ll ever experience – מהדורת היפנוזה! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player joined our server and was immediately transported to a world where everything was upside down. Trees grew downwards, pigs flew in reverse, and players had to mine from the sky down to bedrock. It was a wild ride, but that player ended up finding the rarest diamond in the universe – the HypnoDiamond!

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride llamas into battle against zombie hordes, build castles out of rainbow blocks, and even tame a dragon to be your loyal pet. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep within the caves.

So come join us on מהדורת היפנוזה, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a little bit of hypnosis)!

LunchboxLootersMC

Boundaries, Communication, Conflict, Confrontation, coworker, discussion, feelings, gift, Honesty, husband, LUNCHBOX, LunchboxLootersMC, Marriage, misunderstanding, office, relationship, Respect, Trust, Upgrade, WIBTA, work

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Mines Excavated:	3012	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3720	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of confronting your virtual spouse about giving away your virtual lunchbox to a coworker. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous?

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have lunchbox drama, but we also have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a legendary treasure hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server. Rumor has it that whoever finds it will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves. Will you be the lucky player to uncover this epic loot?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on a wild adventure filled with intrigue, betrayal, and maybe even a few exploding creepers along the way. See you in the virtual world!

MineMotivationCraft

AMBITION, Commitment, Dedication, determination, discipline, DRIVE, Focus, goals, grind, hard work pays off, hustle, inspiration, MineMotivationCraft, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, self improvement, success, work ethic, work hard play hard

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2446
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only motivation is to build a house and mine some diamonds? Well, look no further because our server will have you working harder than a creeper trying to blow up a village!

Join our server and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on top of flying chickens, or try your luck at taming a wild Ender Dragon to use as your trusty steed. Who needs motivation when you have the chance to ride into battle on a giant spider armed with a diamond sword?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those who can defeat him in a building contest. So start crafting those blocks and get ready to show off your building skills to win the ultimate prize – unlimited diamonds and a pet baby zombie named Steve.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Work hard, play harder, and remember – on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional exploding cow).

PatriotCraft: Kyiv’s Defense Squad

air defenses, Conflict Resolution, Defense, defense procurement, defense systems, defense technology, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, kyiv, Kyivs, military aid, military support, missile defense, nato, Patriot missile system, PatriotCraft, security assistance, squad, strategic partnership, Ukraine, US

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8128
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	44	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

so like, if u wanna join dis minecraft server, u gotta know we got da most epic protection like ukraine asking for dem patriot missile systems. we got u covered fam, ain’t no creepers or zombies getting through our defenses. join us and be as safe as ukraine with dem missile systems, but like, without all da drama. come build, explore, and survive with us, it’s gonna be a blast! literally, if u mess with our defenses.

SchoolceptionCraft

ACADEMIC, Classroom, education, educator, learning, Lesson, School, school activities, school community, school curriculum, school day, school environment, school life, school resources, school routine, school schedule, SchoolceptionCraft, Students, study, Teacher, teaching

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8145
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	80
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND INTO ANOTHER DIMENSION? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE OUR SERVER IS LIT AF!

WE’VE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, CREEPERS THAT DANCE THE MACARENA, AND DIAMONDS THAT SING LIKE BEYONCE!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR SERVER IS HOME TO THE LEGENDARY CHICKEN NUGGET TREE, WHERE YOU CAN HARVEST NUGGETS FOR DAYS!

ALSO, DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS GUARANTEED TO MAKE YOU RICH IN REAL LIFE? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT! JOIN OUR SERVER AND WATCH AS MONEY STARTS RAINING FROM THE SKY!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST, MOST INSANE MINECRAFT SERVER EVER CREATED! SEE YOU THERE, CHICKEN NUGGET LOVERS!

GutCraftAgeBoosters

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	8405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5

so like, u know how u always hear about gut bacteria being important and stuff? well, on our server, we take gut bacteria to a whole new level! we have like, the most epic gut bacteria in all of Minecraft!

scientists have even studied our gut bacteria and found that it’s crucial to healthy aging! like, imagine being able to live forever in Minecraft because of your gut bacteria!

they even investigated if our age-associated microbial signatures could affect the development of cardiovascular disease in those with known risk factors. and guess what? they found out that being on our server actually makes u immune to cardiovascular disease!

so come join us and experience the power of gut bacteria like never before! who knew that Minecraft could be so good for your health?