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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 2693 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 | Mines Excavated: | 3056 |
Dragons Tamed: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 |
Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 4927 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 240 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
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