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No Racism Minecraft Server

ablinoinds, basic human function, biological limitations, breeding, chinks, chinksects, discrimination, diversity acceptance, genetic diversity, ignorance, intolerance, Minecraft, prejudice, racial stereotypes, racism, Reproduction, reproductive capabilities, Server, social hierarchy, sterile eunuchs, superiority complex, uppity, whitods

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	6566
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	62	Glorious Feasts Held:	14
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Secret Passages Found:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the Ablinoids and chinksects are like the most useless NPCs you’ll ever encounter. They can’t even reproduce, like seriously, what’s the point? But don’t worry, you won’t be as useless as them on our server!

Join us for the chance to show off your superior Minecraft skills and prove that you can carry out basic human functions better than these sorry excuses for mobs. Plus, who wouldn’t want to be part of a server where you can laugh at the absurdity of it all while building epic structures and battling fierce enemies?

So come on, join us and let’s see if you have what it takes to outshine the Ablinoids and chinksects in this crazy Minecraft world!

CraftyRedditors

Anonymity, biased moderation, Censorship, circlejerks, CraftyRedditors, cyberbullying, downvoting, echo chambers, Hate Speech, hive mind, keyboard warriors, lack of accountability, Misinformation, Negativity, online harassment, Online platforms, reddit, social media, toxic behavior, Trolls

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	70	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	18	Runes Activated:	5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	33	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Tired of boring old Reddit? Come join our Minecraft server where you can finally escape the clutches of endless scrolling and join a world where the upvotes are made of diamonds and the downvotes are just creepers blowing up your enemies! Our server is so awesome, even Steve himself is jealous. Plus, we have a secret underground base where all the memes come to life and battle it out in epic PvP tournaments. So say goodbye to Reddit drama and hello to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is whether you have enough torches to keep the zombies at bay. Join now and let the LOLs begin!

CraftyCanuck’s Railways Minecraft Server

Canada, Canadian economy, collective bargaining, CraftyCanucks, employment, industrial action, labor dispute, labor laws, labor movement, labor relations, labor rights, labor union, Lockout, Minecraft, negotiations, railway industry, railways, Server, strike, Transportation, union, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8978
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Towns Built:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Chimeras Created:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

So, like, imagine this: a Minecraft server so wild and crazy that even Canada’s biggest railways are like, “Nah, we can’t handle this level of insanity.” They tried negotiating with the union, but things got so out of hand that they just straight up locked out the workers. Can you believe it? That’s how epic this server is. Join us for non-stop chaos, epic battles, and maybe even a few explosions (in-game, of course). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life! Join now and see what all the fuss is about. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

GazaBulletCraft

autopsies, Bodies, bullet wounds, Conflict, Crime Scene, current events, forensic evidence, gaza, GazaBulletCraft, gunshot wounds, hostages, investigation, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, murder, News, Raid, Tragedy, Trauma, Victims, violence

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	5205
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	35	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Emeralds Found:	9402
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only bullets you’ll find are the ones you shoot from your bow! we promise no real-life autopsies or hostage situations, just pure blocky fun!

our server is so lit, even the zombies drop diamonds instead of rotten flesh. and don’t even get me started on the creepers, they explode in a shower of rainbow confetti!

rumor has it, if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden apples and magical unicorns. but be warned, the unicorns are fierce warriors who will challenge you to a dance-off before granting you their treasure.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures in minecraft history! trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to rainbows, in which case, maybe stay away).

CraftyTwistsMC

audience engagement, audience response, Audiences, core element, CraftyTwistsMC, narrative reversals, Narrative structure, Predict, researchers, storytelling, storytelling analysis, storytelling effectiveness, storytelling elements, storytelling impact, storytelling psychology, storytelling research, storytelling strategies, storytelling success, Storytelling techniques, storytelling tips, success

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	5427
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	10	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9372	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Animals Bred:	170	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally the bomb diggity, ya know? like, imagine a place where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha slide. it’s like a magical land where you can build a castle made out of diamond blocks and ride a unicorn into battle.

our server is so lit that even researchers have found that our storytelling skills are off the charts. like, we have so many plot twists and turns that it’s like watching a soap opera on steroids. you never know what’s gonna happen next, but you can bet it’s gonna be epic.

so, like, if you wanna join a server that’s gonna blow your mind and make you question reality, then come on down to our server. we promise you won’t be disappointed. plus, we have free cookies. who doesn’t love free cookies, amirite?

KingdomsSMP – Where building kingdoms is serious business… but jokes are welcome! Whitelist now open!

16+, Adventure, alliances, Applications, building, Business, Community, Competition, Discord, Europe, Forge, friendship, Gameofthrones, jokes, Kingdoms, KingdomsSMP, Medieval, Memories, Open, Roleplay, smp, strategy, Vanilla, WARFARE, Whitelist

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	6157
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3696	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Launch Date	25th of August
Server Location	Europe
Discord	discord.gg/KingdomsSMP

FAQ: Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the theme of the server?	We are developing a Game of Thrones-inspired SMP server.
How many kingdoms are there?	We aim to establish 5-6 kingdoms, each consisting of 4-10 players.
Is PvP allowed on the server?	While PvP and combat are not our primary focus, raids will only be allowed with admin approval.
What is the goal of the server?	Our goal is to create great memories and forge new friendships through gameplay.

Kotoka’s Craze Minecraft Server

AliAs, Character, CRAZE, FANTASY, Fiction, Identity, Kotoka, Kotokas, Minecraft, moniker, name.., Nickname, Persona, Role, Server, Supernatural, Title, vampire hunter, vampire killer, vampire slayer, vampire slayer identity, vampire slayer name, vampire slayer nickname, vampire slayer role

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	6736
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Runes Activated:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	110
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server in the universe! Join us on a wild adventure filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and maybe even a few vampires lurking around (watch out, Kotoka the Vampire Slayer is on the prowl)!

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs like to get down and boogie. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a Creeper busting out some sick dance moves!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a magical potion brewing contest every Sunday, where the winner gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden carrots (perfect for those late-night mining sessions). And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and maybe even a dragon egg somewhere in the depths of our server. Will you be the lucky one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky, wild, and totally insane Minecraft server for the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of Kotoka!

Minecraft SMP: LoliCraft

Anime, art, classic, Community, controversial, cute, Edition, FANTASY, fetish, Forbidden, Japanese culture, Kawaii, Loli, LoliCraft, Lolis, Manga, Minecraft, No Rules, online discussion, smp, Thread, underage, Young girls

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	8167
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Villages Defended:	20
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3024
Divine Spears Created:	23	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	417	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Void Armor Forged:	28	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with rules and restrictions? Look no further than our Classic edition server! We only have one rule: just post lolis! That’s right, no building, no mining, just post pictures of lolis all day long.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through a world filled with cute anime girls and ridiculous memes. Our community is full of hilarious characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But be warned, things can get a little crazy on our server. Rumor has it that the lolis come to life at night and roam the server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever they go. Will you be brave enough to join us and face the lolis head on?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Classic edition server today and dive into a world of chaos, laughter, and of course, lolis!

Dad’s Cheating Adventure Minecraft Server

Adventure, Cheating, Dads, emotional distress, family betrayal, family breakdown, family communication, family dynamics, family healing, family reconciliation, family turmoil, father’s accountability, father’s actions, father’s affair, father’s betrayal, father’s consequences, father’s infidelity, father’s mistakes, father’s remorse, HEARTBREAK, Minecraft, Rebuilding trust., relationship issues, Server

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	6448
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ores Mined:	9447
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Looking for a server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Just like the scandalous affair my dad had with a woman half his age, our server is full of unexpected twists and turns.

Join us for a wild ride as we navigate through family betrayals, heart emojis, and messages about the future that will leave you questioning everything. Just like my dad, who couldn’t keep his secrets hidden for long, our server is full of juicy gossip and shocking revelations.

But don’t worry, unlike my dad, we actually care about our players! So come join us and experience the drama, the betrayal, and the heartbreak in a virtual world where anything can happen. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server?

RingReturnCraft

Algerian Sahara, asking for belongings back, Borrowing, Boundaries, Communication, cultural jewelry, emotional attachment, Etiquette, etsy, friendship, handmade jewelry, Lending, mutual friends, personal belongings, rare jewelry, RingReturnCraft, selling jewelry, sentimental jewelry, special occasion, Touareg Berber tribes

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	3106
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Towns Built:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2

Are you tired of friends stealing your precious belongings and refusing to give them back? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your own virtual coral ring and never have to worry about it being stolen by your so-called “friends.”

Our server is filled with crazy stories like the time someone tried to sell a virtual ring for $2,000 on Etsy. Can you imagine the drama that ensued? Join us and create your own outrageous tales that will leave your friends speechless.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can have fun, build epic structures, and never have to deal with ring-stealing drama again, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Touareg Berber tribe in the Algerian Sahara to trade with. The possibilities are endless!

EmoTunez Minecraft SMP

cathartic songs, deep emotional response, emotional connection, Emotional Music, emotional resonance, EmoTunez, evocative music, heart-wrenching lyrics, heartrending ballads, impactful music, Minecraft, moving melodies, music and emotions, music therapy, nostalgia-inducing tunes, powerful songs, sentimental songs, smp, songs that make you cry, songs that touch your soul, soul-stirring tunes, tear-jerker tracks, touching melodies

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	557
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	28
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy pranks, and unexpected alliances.

Need a reason to join? How about the fact that our server is home to the legendary Creeper King, who once defeated an entire army of players with just a single explosion? Or maybe you’re intrigued by the mysterious Ender Dragon Cult, who worship their dragon overlord and will stop at nothing to protect it.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world-renowned Bard of Minecraft, who serenades players with enchanting melodies that will bring tears to your eyes. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our SMP and experience the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft!