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| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 840 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 3877 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 12 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers run by the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is run by a secret society of Hollywood Jews from the northeast! Join us for a wild ride filled with diamond-studded pickaxes, creeper explosions that rival Michael Bay movies, and secret underground redstone contraptions that will make your head spin faster than a conspiracy theory about Area 51. So come on, join us and see if you can uncover the truth behind the question: Is Hollywood controlled by Jews from the northeast? (Spoiler alert: probably not, but who cares when you’re having this much fun!)
