7 days to die impressions Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LockdownLolsMC

aita, Asshole, classmate, Corner, danger, Die, English class, intercom, Lockdown, LockdownLolsMC, mistake, Police, school security, shut up, sobbing, stress, Terrified, threat

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	2600
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	2147	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Enchantments Applied:	143	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8

Are you tired of boring English classes and lockdown drills that make you question your survival skills? Well, fear no more because on our Minecraft server, the only lockdown you’ll experience is when you’re building your epic fortress to protect yourself from creepers and zombies!

Join us and experience the thrill of surviving in a virtual world where you can unleash your inner warrior and build the ultimate shelter. No more sobbing classmates or intercom mishaps, just pure adrenaline-pumping fun!

So come on, join our server and show everyone that you have what it takes to survive and thrive in the craziest Minecraft world out there. Who needs English class drama when you can have explosive adventures and epic battles right at your fingertips? Let’s craft and conquer together!

SpeedyOface Minecraft SMP

Climax, explosive orgasm, fastest orgasm, instant gratification, intense pleasure, intimate moment, mind-blowing orgasm, Minecraft, peak performance, peak pleasure, Pleasure, quick climax, quick release, rapid orgasm, rapid release, record-breaking orgasm, sexual experience, sexual peak, sexual satisfaction, smp, speedy orgasm, SpeedyOface, unforgettable orgasm

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	7864
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Magic Items Found:	5131
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6014	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from finding diamonds? Well, look no further! Our server is known for giving players the fastest orgasms of their lives – and no, we’re not talking about in-game achievements. Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, where you never know what kind of pleasure (or pain) awaits around the corner. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the ultimate climax in Minecraft!

CraftyNoobz

buzzworthy, celebrity culture, CraftyNoobz, current events, fad, gen z, hype, influencers, Internet Sensation, Mainstream, media frenzy, millennial, misunderstood, Overrated, pop culture, popular opinion, social media, trending topics, trends, viral, youth culture

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5646
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Void Gems Collected:	29
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Alien Abductions:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Dimension Hops:	9	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Have you ever wondered what it would be like to ride a llama into battle while wielding a diamond sword and wearing a suit made entirely of enchanted golden apples? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place where all your wildest dreams come true!

Join us and experience the thrill of building a roller coaster that goes straight through a volcano, or challenge your friends to a game of chicken where the loser has to jump into a pit of lava. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, why not try your hand at taming a dragon and using it to terrorize the villagers?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely of blocks that roams the land in search of unsuspecting players to prank. Will you be brave enough to face the Blocktopus and emerge victorious?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience in the world of blocks and pixels!

Minecraft Uzbekistan

Adventure, building, Community, Crafting, Creative, Exploration, Explore, Fun, Gaming, java, mmorpg, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, PvP, role playing, Sandbox, Server, Survival, Uzbekistan, Vanilla, virtual

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	6350
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

A free minecraft server from Uzbek boy. Maintain mutual respect throughout the game. Your things born of death will not be lost.

Create, Build, Enjoy!

212.47.66.89

Mega Mango

Band, Datapacks, Discord, Mega Mango, Minecraft, moderation tools, Music, PvE, PvP, QoL tweaks, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	8981
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1

Official server for the Mega Mango band, come vibe to awesome music and play vanilla survival with minor QOL tweaks

Minor Vanilla Tweaks datapacks and moderation tools are added, join the mega mango discord for more information

51.222.118.19

Battle Brits Minecraft Server

battle, battle cruisers, battleships, British military, british navy, Brits, german military, German Navy, Jutland, maritime history, military history, Minecraft, naval battle, naval fleet, naval strategy, naval superiority, naval tactics, Naval vessels, naval warfare, pre-dreadnoughts, royal navy, Server, World War I

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	3172
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Crops Grown:	4418
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Farms Harvested:	940

Join our Minecraft server and experience epic battles on the high seas just like the Battle of Jutland! Choose your side – British or German – and command your fleet of battleships, battlecruisers, and pre-dreadnoughts (because who doesn’t love a good pre-dreadnought, amirite?).

With a whopping 37 vs 21 ship advantage for the British, you’ll feel like a true naval commander as you strategize and outmaneuver your opponents. And don’t forget about the smaller vessels – with 114 vs 72, the British fleet will have you feeling like you’re swimming in ships!

Join now for an immersive Minecraft experience that will have you feeling like you’re part of history. Who will come out on top in this epic battle? Only one way to find out – join our server and set sail for victory!

& TheMinecraft SMP Ernest

Character, Cryptic, cryptic message, Curiosity, Enigma, enigmatic figure, enigmatic remark, Ernest, ErnestWho, mysterious individual, mysterious person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexing question, puzzling, puzzling mystery, puzzling statement, Quote, smp, speculation, TheMinecraft, unknown

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	5183
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the legend of Ernest reigns supreme! Who is Ernest, you ask? Well, let me tell you a tale as old as time. Legend has it that Ernest was a mighty warrior who once roamed these lands, slaying dragons with a single punch and building towering castles out of diamond blocks. Some say he still haunts the server, leaving cryptic messages like “ErnestWho’s Ernest? Why did he say this?” in his wake. Join us on this epic adventure and maybe, just maybe, you’ll uncover the truth behind Ernest’s mysterious words. But be warned, for the path to greatness is paved with creepers, zombies, and the occasional llama with a bad attitude. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your sword, and come join us on the most epic Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!

PixelPanic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, gallant, Hamas, HORIZON, hostage families, hostages, international relations, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, negotiation breakdown, No Deal, peace talks, PixelPanic, Politics, regional war, Server, Tension, Terrorism, uncertainty

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	97
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Divine Spears Created:	17
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

lol join our minecraft server cuz we got more drama than a soap opera, fam! we got hostage families getting told no deals, like what even is that?! and Hamas out here hoping for a regional war, like bro, just come play minecraft with us instead! we got so much chaos and craziness, you won’t even believe it! plus, our server is so lit, it’s like the hottest club in town but with creepers and zombies instead of people. come join the fun, you won’t regret it!

HouthisGonnaHateCraft

airstrikes, B-2 bombers, cnn, Conflict, Defense, foreign policy, global politics, Houthis, HouthisGonnaHateCraft, international relations, Iran-backed, MIDDLE EAST, Military Action, military intervention, news coverage, Politics, strike, US, us military, War on Terror, Yemen

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	7376
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Potions Brewed:	168	Alien Abductions:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Chimeras Created:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we have b-2 bombers dropping bombs on iran-backed houthis in yemen!!! it’s like a warzone but with blocks and creepers instead of real explosives!!! join now for the most intense pvp battles you’ve ever seen, and maybe even witness a real-life airstrike in action (in minecraft, of course). who needs peace when you can have chaos and destruction in the virtual world? come join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the madness!!!

Nitrobenzyl Tag Craft

Craft, hydrophobic purification tag, Medical research, mRNA, mRNA synthesis, mRNA vaccines, new technique, Nitrobenzyl, nitrobenzyl group, novel technique, phosphorylation, phosphorylation reagent, Purification, Reagent, reducing side effects, side effects, Synthesis, Tag, time-saving, vaccine development, Vaccines

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	186
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6663	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Buildings Constructed:	27
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we use mRNA vaccines to make the best potions in the game! With our new technique using a crazy phosphorylation reagent with a nitrobenzyl group, we can synthesize potions in NO TIME! Say goodbye to side effects and hello to epic gaming adventures! Join now for a wild ride like no other!